Some meat puns are so bad

that I wouldn't wish them upon my wurst enemy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Googled meat puns, not dissapointed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rybeewoods
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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cured meats
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SailorNebula
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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A vegan told me, "People who sell meat are disgusting!"

I told them "people who sell fruits and vegetables grocer"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrhotdog82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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My roommates said I really need to cut down on the amount of deli meat I’ve been eating

But I’m not about to quit cold turkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dollex69
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I'm trying to convince my friend that being a fraudster isn't for him. I went over to his house the other day and he was putting canned meat in envelopes.

Apparently he was sending a bunch of Spam Mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmar4234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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A guy walks into a bar to find pieces of meat hanging above him…

He asks the barman about it and the barman explains, β€œIf you can jump up and hit one, you’ll get a free drink, but if you miss, you have to buy everyone a round!”

The guy looks up and ponders for a minute then replies, β€œNah, the steaks are too high.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snrckrd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it ...

It's Spam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What did the cannibal call the curry he made using the meat of Joshua - a balding Indian man?

Rogaine Josh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celebrationrock
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don’t open it!

It’s spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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That’s a sus-y meat-a-ball. πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ‘ŒπŸΌ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bspalding09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What's the cheapest type of meat?

Deer testicles. They're under a buck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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People who sell meat are gross

But people who sell produce are grocer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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She handed me a jar and said, "This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular."

I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DINC44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?

The Sausages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling

Guy:"Whats this about?" Bartender:"Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyones drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it? Guy:"Nah, the steaks are too high."

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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If anybody gets a message from me about canned meat

don't open it it's spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TroyExplores
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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If someone mails you a square can of meat, DON'T open it!

It's Spam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamREBELoe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I just ate a burger made out of bear meat

It was very gristly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vwraider
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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If you get a call from a canned meat company, hang up immediately...

It's a Spam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Meats back on the menu boys
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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ng_art
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Why do I always cook my deer meat at medium rare instead of medium?

There is so much more flavor that way, It’s really a game changer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarnOldTramp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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A man was enjoying his burger when someone broke the news to him that it was made out of 'Horse Meat'. Suddenly he went into a fit and started choking. Two hours upon rushing him to the hospital........

.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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People who sell meat are gross

But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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High school started out promising for me, but I ended up selling meat as a job.

I guess you can say I butchered my grades.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamz000
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Vegan son : People who sell meat are gross

dad: people who sell fruits/vegetables are grocer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/europiece-of-shit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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i went to a restaurant and the waitress threw a piece of meat on the ceiling. she offered me $100 to go and get it off and i replied:

No, the steaks are too high!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mferrari24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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They say eating raw meat can make you sick

Don't worry I cured it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Howard_Jones
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What do German meat lovers breathe?

Hamburg-air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lovethedarknet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What kind of meat is located on your shin

Bologna (below knee)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shugaz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What’s the cheapest meat?

Deer balls, cause they’re always under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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The capital of India received a large shipment of refrigerators for displaying meat but they were contaminated with coronavirus...

it was a lot of new deli cases

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtaldad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I would do anything to get more customers at my restaurant to order the meat loaf.

But I won’t do that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...

He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrickekingFricker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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All meat is made from porking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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β€œDad, we hate when you do the grocery shopping because you always buy the cheapest lunch meat you can find.”

β€œAw, baloney.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What happened when Peppa Pig accidentally walked into the meat grinder?

Peppa-roni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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People who sell meat are gross....

People who sell veg are grocer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nooshk123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I want to tell a joke about cutting meat...

But I’m afraid I’ll butcher it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What is the cheapest type of meat?

Deer balls, they're always under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earthshaker495
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Meat Grown in Space for the First Time Ever
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πŸ‘€︎ u/david-stone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Just watched an episode of MasterChef. The contestants had to successfully infuse a lump of meat with THC or get eliminated

I guess you could say the steaks were high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ife2105
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CH1CK3NW1N95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Vegan Son: People who sell Meat are gross

Dad: People who sell Fruits and Vegetables are Grocer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/everythingman2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatinousNamous
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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