Googled meat puns, not dissapointed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rybeewoods
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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All meat is made from porking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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What happened when Peppa Pig accidentally walked into the meat grinder?

Peppa-roni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CH1CK3NW1N95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02
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Why are deers balls are the cheapest meat you can buy?

Because they are under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vulker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25
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I want to tell a joke about cutting meat...

But I’m afraid I’ll butcher it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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From all tubed meat I have tasted, this one was really bad.

It was the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaystibelman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29
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Where is the best place to buy meat in India?

At the Delhi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CriticalBiscuits
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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I was going to eat some frozen meat.

But I thawed it out and decided against it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29
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I asked the guy at the meat counter for a couple of t-bones, but he gave me some sirloins instead.

He later apologized for his mis-steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyWhatsItToYa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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My local oriental takeaway got closed down because they found canine meat.

Shame I thought it was the dogs bollocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gunganfalacio
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26
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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it.

It's spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drewzee0109
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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Mom was a milk maid and dad worked the meat grinder at the local butcher. When they got married they took their vows very seriously.

They really meant it was for butter or for wurst.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12
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Guy walks into a bar and notices pieces of meat hanging from the cieling.

He asks the bartender about it and the bartender says that if someone can jump up and touch one of the pieces of meat on their first try then they will get free drinks there for life. However, if they try and can’t do it, they have to buy everyone’s drinks for the rest of the night. The bartender asks the guy if he’s willing to try it and the guy says β€œno, the steaks are too high”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tugboattt
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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Plant-based meats are very popular now, but this didn't go well for vampires.

Thousands have died from a wooden steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/azwarners
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
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Just watched an episode of MasterChef. The contestants had to successfully infuse a lump of meat with THC or get eliminated

I guess you could say the steaks were high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ife2105
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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I was talking to my dad yesterday about all the meats my husband has cooked in the smoker

My dad: I tried to smoke a chicken once, but it wouldn't light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jkm024
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22
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What do you call the meat of a female cow?

A missteak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainmail_chuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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I bet a butcher $20 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...

He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrickekingFricker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I knew this butcher who accidentally backed into his meat grinder

He got a little behind in his work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fractalrain39
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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Meat grinder
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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My friend bet me 100$ I wouldn't be able to get the prime cuts of meat from the top shelf.

The steaks are high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultim8umly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
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Remember that scandal where they used horse meat in lasagna? Good thing it wasn't donkey meat

Lots of people would have eaten ass without realizing it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otto_Partzzz
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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how do you convince meat juice out of a bovine?

You consomme out of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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Nade is buying meat for your proposal surprise party.

Will you marinade?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/math-pro
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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How do you know if the meat you’re eating is donkey?

It tastes like ass

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKillOrder
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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What’s the cheapest cut of meat?

Deer balls because they’re under a buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jusunthepear
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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I met a girl on tinder whose bio said she used to work at a meat packing plant and that she'd heard all the jokes before...

So I asked her out on a date for the weekend but to let me know by Friday if she had to can salami.

(Cancel on me)

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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I came across a great movie about a semi-truck with a defective refrigeration unit that had to deliver a large shipment of meat.

Unfortunately, the trailer spoiled it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CpBear
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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Why don't we eat clown meat?

Cuz it tastes funny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TempleOfBone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.

I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Vice your meat? Wait. No...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortilsola
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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God blessed my beans and meat

It's spirit-chilli ready to eat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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A man bet another that a group of hippies couldn't get the meat down from a really high shelf without a ladder.

The cannibal replied "I can't, the steaks are too high"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuke_k9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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If you get a message from the government warning not to eat tinned meat because is contains Covid-19, just ignore it.

It’s spam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Octopus-Pawn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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I recently tried to stop eating deli meats.

But it was hard quitting cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ControlFreqAJ
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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Vegans everywhere β€˜Don’t hate the player, hate the game(y-meat)!’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLisaShow2020
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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What happened when the butcher backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ewi_1230
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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If anyone gets an email from me about canned meat. Don't open it.

Its Spam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baldomccoy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Bill, the weatherman: β€œToday’s weather forecast will be two beans in a tomato, meat sauce.”

Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?

Bill: It’ll be a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBisme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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β€œMeat” you or β€œmeet” you?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Savv1998
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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My boyfriend ladies and gentlemen: What do you call raw meat that's running late?

Tardy Tartar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/belspethen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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I bet a butcher that he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf

He refused, because the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Annonomon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09
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How did the vegan start eating meat?

Cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a-1yogi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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My local meat market is offering Wookie meat

it's chewy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bibs4353
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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While people who sell meat can be gross...

People who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBirb_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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A placebo seasoning for meat

Pretenderizer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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Some people call circular-sliced hot dogs β€œlunch meat”...

But if you ask me, that’s just bologna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wutisthis66204
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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I told my son people keep accidentally pleading for me to purchase meat for them. He asked, β€œBy mistake?”

I shouted, β€œOh come on! Not you too!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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I went to college after promising to make payments for tuition with tender cuts of meat...

For the next ten years, I'll be paying off my student loins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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Today while discussing game meats and a kangaroo stew I made a few years back, my coworker pointed out that with the Australian wild fires you won’t be able to get much kangaroo meat these days...

My reply without missing a beat β€” you’ll be able to buy it, you just won’t be able to buy it rare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sockyg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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I know that Shepherd’s Pies don’t contain Shepherds and Cottage Pies aren’t made from cottages, but with meat pies...

...what’s the beef?

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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I just put some meat in the oven.

It’s bacon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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A vegan said to me people who sell meat are disgusting

I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer

πŸ‘︎ 6k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainOverKill16
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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She probably won't meat up with him anytime soon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mathematical_Pie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Nice to meat you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/guzforster
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.

He told me the steaks were too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShastaBeast87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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My wife can’t get enough smoked meats, especially smoked birds. Not me, though

I’ve quit cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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What did the vegan say to the meat lover before killing him?

I'm going to kale you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubsword
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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What's the cheapest meat you can buy?

Deer Balls...they're under a buck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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My mom used to tell me if I ate all my meat I would become as strong as an ox, but that couldn't be true

because I've never seen an ox eating meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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A vegan said to me that a person who sells meat is disgusting...

I said people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I have long shelf in my kitchen where i put the meat at the top. It’s safe to say...

The steaks are high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_improviser
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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What does wookie meat taste like?

Chewy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiradzim
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What's a snowman's favorite meat?

Cold cuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrYeetus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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Finely chopped meat mixed with gelatine, blood, grits, or bread, then stuffed into animal intestines or skin, sounds pretty bad wherever you are.

But in Germany, it's the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Did you hear about the butcher that sat on his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iresenteverything
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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US election season meats the holiday season
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wargamer620
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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I brought home baby cow meat for the dog, which he ate, threw up, and re-consumed.

It was very re-veal-ing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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Meat & Eat [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pununciation
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, "What's this about?"

The bartender replies, "Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone's drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?"

The guy replies, "Nah, the steaks are too high."

πŸ‘︎ 8k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/REPOST_STRANGLER
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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Tried some wookie meat...

It was chewy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxwtf585
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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What do you call sharpened meat

a steak

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_septic_coder
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Dad: Carl, I tried Wookiee meat.

Carl: Dad stop. Dad: It was Chewy, Carl...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JOEGG9900
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Do you know why you shouldn't eat Lion meat?

Because it roaaaaaaarw!

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skytte_dk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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A vegan once said to me, people who sell meat to eat are disgusting....

I replied, people who sell fruit and vegetables to eat are grocer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatinousNamous
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder.

He got a little behind in his work

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 24
🚨︎ report
If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat don't open it!

It's spam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talpa710
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the butcher that backed up into the meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.

πŸ‘︎ 19
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
🚨︎ report
What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

πŸ‘︎ 65
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmKinghorn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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A vegan said to me, β€œPeople who sell meat are disgusting!”

I said, β€œPeople who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.”

πŸ‘︎ 14k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chooboto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthMarasmus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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