that I wouldn't wish them upon my wurst enemy.
Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah
he has to quit cold turkey 🤣
So they can have meatier showers.
The steaks just kept getting higher.
Beep chirpy
The FDA says to listen carefully when you open the jar because the tainted mayo neighs.
It was the wurst case scenario.
And it wouldn't bother me, if she wasn't a vegan.
Now he's quit cold turkey
They have beef with it
It’s Spam!
He said, "No the steaks are too high."
... I've had wurst."
What a load of bologna.
A carniwhore
He got a little behind in his work.
A filet mid-yawn
I should stop being a Pesky-tarian.
He was afraid he would butcher all the jokes.
A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef. He invites 3 renowned chefs from all over the kingdom to serve him and the favorite will become the new royal chef!
The first chef serves the king an enormous rack of ribs. "Very impressive," said the king.
The second chef serves a huge steak, cooked to perfection. "So satisfying," said the king.
The third chef gives the king a plate with small rocks on a bed of shredded cabbage. "What the hell is this," the king asks.
The third chef says, "These rocks fell from the sky into my back yard. Indeed, ribs and steak are very meaty, but asteroids are meteor!"
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
Butcher to Woman: People who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
That is, the wurst.
But it turned out to be spam.
Just offal.
Because he's got-ham.
I was able to quit cold turkey
That's bologna!
So, could you brown it up a bit?
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
He wasn’t really inuit
But I’m not about to quit cold turkey
Disaster.
it made me too jumpy
It's Spam.
I got a little behind in my work
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
But people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
People selling fruits and vegetables are definitely grocer.
And as a result, he got a little behind in his work.
