Needed some soup to braise my pork
Unfortunately the supermarket was out of stock.
Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
Which animal runs all day and smells of pork?
She handed me a jar and said, "This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular."
I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."
Chicken on a stick is called chicken skewers. Pork on a stick is a pork skewers. What do you call a horse on a stick?
WARNING: There is an email going around offering processed pork, Gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email DO NOT OPEN
Frogs don’t put pulled pork on their plates at a barbecue
How much seasoning do you put on pork chops?
If you get an e-mail from the CDC about tins of pork being contaminated with COVID-19, don’t open it.
I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...
...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.
I stocked up on beef, pork and chicken for the Covid-19 crisis .
And for easy storage, they're all within the same hot dogs.
Be sure to buy some Pork Sausage to eat on Sunday
That's the best way to celebrate Ground Hog Day.
I always have the best BBQs. I cook plenty of beef, pork and chicken...
And for your convenience, it's all within the same hotdog!
I don't understand why vegans won't eat pork, but will rave about seitan bacon
What do Bill Murray and a butcher shop that makes pork sausage have in common?
Every day is ground hog day.
I know Muslims don’t eat pork.
My pork belly on the stove caught on fire and my wife put it out.
She really saved my bacon.
I am a professional tea and pork taste tester.
It is my ex-pork-tea after all.
How does a Mexican-Canadian order pork?
¿May I have some, porque?
Can't we have breaded pork chops?
Dad: yes you can, just sandwich it on two breads
My dad gave me a pork chop that his father gave him
Airlines always ask chicken or fish, when will they offer pork?
I wanna create a Pork Rind snack called “Release The Cracklin’s”
I usually do pork shoulder when I smoke meat. I thought about branching out and doing some beef,
but I didn't wanna brisket.
My dad made a pork butt roast
And said, “I cooked butt!”
[For real. I’m sitting at the table right now.]
My dad thought he was cooking a pork loin
Turns out it was a great mis-steak
When I'm sad, I make myself a pork roast. . .
That way I have a shoulder to cry on.
Unexpected dad joke from Mom... My dad was grilling pork chops today. Normally not a fan, but I decided to try a bite. It was delicious, so I turned to my dad and said, "Wow Dad! These pork chops are really well done!" From behind me, Mom quipped...
"Actually, they're medium-well."
I paused for a good 10 seconds as it began to sink in, and then gave her the biggest applause I could.
I'm so happy.
What's the best wine to go with pork?
What do you call blondes lining up in front of the grill at a pork roast?
If you had to tell someone their pork was getting cold...
...you'd be issuing a Ham: Brrrr Alert.
Went to the butcher with my dad to get pork for pulled pork...
At the counter, he was talking up the cashier, who was cute. We're leaving, she says have a nice day. He replies, "I will, I'm about to pull my pork."
"Chipotle is going to stop serving some of its pork because of the bad treatment of pigs? Doesn't matter. Those pigs are bread to die"
Those pigs aren't bread, they're pork.
If you get an email about pork salt and fat, don't open it.
There's an email going around offering free processed pork gelatin and salt in a can, if you get this email, do not open it!
There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can.
If you get this email, DO NOT open it.
It is SPAM.