Needed some soup to braise my pork
Unfortunately the supermarket was out of stock.
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Which animal runs all day and smells of pork?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
She handed me a jar and said, "This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular."
I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Pork is tasty
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Chicken on a stick is called chicken skewers. Pork on a stick is a pork skewers. What do you call a horse on a stick?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
WARNING: There is an email going around offering processed pork, Gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email DO NOT OPEN
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Frogs donβt put pulled pork on their plates at a barbecue
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︎ Oct 21 2020
How much seasoning do you put on pork chops?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
If you get an e-mail from the CDC about tins of pork being contaminated with COVID-19, donβt open it.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...
...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
I stocked up on beef, pork and chicken for the Covid-19 crisis .
And for easy storage, they're all within the same hot dogs.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Be sure to buy some Pork Sausage to eat on Sunday
That's the best way to celebrate Ground Hog Day.
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︎ Jan 31 2020
I always have the best BBQs. I cook plenty of beef, pork and chicken...
And for your convenience, it's all within the same hotdog!
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︎ Mar 08 2020
I don't understand why vegans won't eat pork, but will rave about seitan bacon
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︎ Oct 12 2019
What do Bill Murray and a butcher shop that makes pork sausage have in common?
Every day is ground hog day.
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︎ Nov 07 2019
I know Muslims donβt eat pork.
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︎ Aug 26 2018
My pork belly on the stove caught on fire and my wife put it out.
She really saved my bacon.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
I am a professional tea and pork taste tester.
It is my ex-pork-tea after all.
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︎ May 23 2019
How does a Mexican-Canadian order pork?
ΒΏMay I have some, porque?
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︎ Jul 21 2019
Can't we have breaded pork chops?
Mom: No
Dad: yes you can, just sandwich it on two breads
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︎ May 27 2019
My dad gave me a pork chop that his father gave him
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︎ Jan 21 2019
Airlines always ask chicken or fish, when will they offer pork?
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︎ Jan 09 2019
I wanna create a Pork Rind snack called βRelease The Cracklinβsβ
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︎ Jun 06 2018
I usually do pork shoulder when I smoke meat. I thought about branching out and doing some beef,
but I didn't wanna brisket.
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︎ Jun 21 2018
My dad made a pork butt roast
And said, βI cooked butt!β
[For real. Iβm sitting at the table right now.]
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︎ Feb 01 2019
My dad thought he was cooking a pork loin
Turns out it was a great mis-steak
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︎ Oct 29 2018
When I'm sad, I make myself a pork roast. . .
That way I have a shoulder to cry on.
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︎ Oct 25 2017
Unexpected dad joke from Mom... My dad was grilling pork chops today. Normally not a fan, but I decided to try a bite. It was delicious, so I turned to my dad and said, "Wow Dad! These pork chops are really well done!" From behind me, Mom quipped...
"Actually, they're medium-well."
I paused for a good 10 seconds as it began to sink in, and then gave her the biggest applause I could.
I'm so happy.
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︎ Jun 25 2018
Pulled Pork....
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︎ Mar 19 2015
What's the best wine to go with pork?
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︎ Jun 22 2016
What do you call blondes lining up in front of the grill at a pork roast?
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︎ Nov 02 2015
If you had to tell someone their pork was getting cold...
...you'd be issuing a Ham: Brrrr Alert.
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︎ Nov 20 2015
Went to the butcher with my dad to get pork for pulled pork...
At the counter, he was talking up the cashier, who was cute. We're leaving, she says have a nice day. He replies, "I will, I'm about to pull my pork."
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︎ Jun 07 2014
"Chipotle is going to stop serving some of its pork because of the bad treatment of pigs? Doesn't matter. Those pigs are bread to die"
Those pigs aren't bread, they're pork.
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︎ Jan 28 2015
If you get an email about pork salt and fat, don't open it.
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︎ Feb 04 2020
There's an email going around offering free processed pork gelatin and salt in a can, if you get this email, do not open it!
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︎ Sep 27 2018
There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can.
If you get this email, DO NOT open it.
It is SPAM.
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