People who make dairy puns have it really hard.
They are, after all, a margarine-alized community.
I got let go from the dairy farm.
Apparently I don't work well with udders.
Did you hear what happened to the dairy farmer?
He got dairy sick, but then he became butter.
A baseball player was shopping at the dairy while in a bad mood. He'd played in a home run derby yesterday; though he got more runs than anyone else, another player was awarded the trophy. While in line at the register, the lady in front of him was short on cash. He decided to do a good deed, so...
The bitter, better-batter bought her butter!
2 cows are in an police interview room accused of stealing dairy equipment
One cow says, it was the udder one
Why are people with dairy allergies afraid of horses?
Heard y’all like puns (flies were found dead, butter was found at the grocery store in the dairy isle)
My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
Do you want to hear a joke about dairy farmers?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
I got fired from my job at Dairy Queen
Because I refused to work on sundaes
This sub is like a dairy farm
A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. “Kobe!” I shout. “No.” He says in a disappointed tone...
What do you call it when all the cows the dairy farm go mad?
This is a DAIRY problem for supermarkets all around the world
What is the slogan of the Mandalorian dairy?
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
I have this idea for a takeaway restaurant which just sells dairy
Why is the dairy cow so confident wearing shorts?
Because she had a nice pair of calves.
I want my brand to become THE dairy alternative for the post truth era.
The people believe in Fake Moos.
Did you hear about the Dairy Farmer who always worked late?
He was udderly exhausted.
Production costs are really high in the dairy business
A lot of expenses are in curd.
If I ever made an epic company for milk and cheese, I'd call it legend-dairy.
Who do the dairy people worship?
I knew a guy who hated deformed feet and allergic to dairy
He was lack toes intolerant.
My dairy farmer friend is always complaining about how little money he makes.
I think he’s just milking it.
By slinging gobs of congealed dairy fat across the room I discovered
Dairy Queen’s sign in there shop. “Ridiculous” but as RiDQulous
There's a vegan activist in my neighborhood; she's been replacing everyone's dairy milk with alternatives.
When the first guy drank cow milk, society was probably like, "ughh, how dairy."
I love watching dairy products grow up
You get to watch their lives flash pasteurize.
This legen-dairy text I received earlier tonight
My buddy gets all the girls. I watched him work once. He approached a lady and said, "girl, you remind me of a thick, creamy beverage made from raw fruit, vegetables, and sometimes dairy products, typically pureed using a blender!"
He's such a smoothie talker.
Milk is the fastest dairy product.
It’s pasteurized before you ever see it.
The air at a dairy
Smells like a cow's derriere
Wife and I were driving past a dairy farm, and all she could smell was manure
I guess she prefers a clean dairy air
*edit. This actually happened. She almost tipped the car her eyes rolled so hard.
A friend and I were driving past a dairy.
The typical fragrance was in the air and he said,"Ahh,the sweet smell of dairy air"
My dairy farmer uncle died leaving written legal instruction for me to inherit a single gallon of cheese production byproduct. Makes sense, because...
Where there's a will, there's a whey.
They say you shouldn't mix seafood with dairy, so sorry if this one is cheesy.
I saw a movie about dairy products the other day.
What do you call a failed dairy farm?
My friend lost his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
Did you hear about the dairy farm with mad cow disease?
My friend got fired from his job at the dairy farm because of his erratic behaviour.
He was considered to be a danger to himself and udders.
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