We're all steakholders in these incidents. Corporations need to beef up security or these costs will go over the moon. Criminals can't get used to CEOs chickening out and paying. theguardian.com/food/2021…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Bend5385
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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Did you know you can't use 'Beef Stew' as a password?

Apparently it's not stroganoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHMR5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef!

>!Not everyone can pea (pee) soup!!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/physco219
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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A cannibal in Northern Germany is arrested while grilling beef patties.

He is accused of eating both hamburgers and Hamburgers.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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So McDonald’s was recently considering selling higher cuts of beef.

But they decided it was a McSteak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nicepair0fslacks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I was thinking about starting a cannabis lounge that serves prime cuts of beef

But the steaks were too high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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I I couldn’t get $GME so I got CHKN, BEEF, and VGTBL stock instead.

I hope to become a bouillionaire!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sethibro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I was cooking beef steaks and flipped it. I didn't catch it.

It was a missed steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yatzhie04
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable

One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What do you call an overcooked piece of beef?

A misteak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GOLDOWEEDO
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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True Story. I went to pick up a couple of Italian Beef sandwiches curbside last night and as the runner approached with my order, the sandwiches broke through the gravy soaked paper bag and fell to the ground. She was extremely apologetic and said she would re-bag them for us. But I was livid!

I mean, I did not pay for ground beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casimir1978
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyanNerd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What beef only comes in 2, 3, 5, 7, or 11 ounce portions?

Prime Rib!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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If you eat beef, you automatically become accountable...

Because you’re now a steakholder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cocomaybechanel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Is an argument between two vegans still called a 'beef'?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Janglehothx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Grocery stores are now carrying gluten-free beef.

It's made from cattle that have Silly Yaks' disease.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?

A brief Wellington

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Giraffaery
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Never make the word "Beef" your password

It's not stroganoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustAWimpoSimpo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Squash the beef
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RFSDQ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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She handed me a jar and said, "This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular."

I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DINC44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Working on a cannabis based beef marinade.

The steaks have never been higher...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Did you hear about the man who died while eating beef stew?

Police ruled it a stewicide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OddLead
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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You should avoid beef when trying to lose weight

Too many cowlories.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shade168
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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My wife's an abysmal cook. She tried combining corned beef, onions and potatoes...

She made a right hash of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Why don’t you eat raw beef?

So you don’t get cowmonella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonsalas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Why do astronomers put beef in their shampoo?

For meatier showers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Automated-Waffles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Big Beef Energy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arutyh
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Still working on my beef and cream of mushroom cannon

Starting to worry it’s not stroganoff πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Mom moves expensive cuts of beef into the top shelf.

Dad: The steaks have never been higher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Why do people get nervous around stoned beef?

Because the steaks are high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlwaysPlaySupport
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I hope no one has a beef with this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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How do you make your beef lean?

Cowisthenics!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerbalAcrobatics
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Security professionals advise to never use β€˜beef stew’ as a password

It isn’t stroganoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-m-meeseeks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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What's the difference between a good beef wellington and an asteroid?

One is meaty and the other is a little meteor!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0hn-c3na
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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You wanna have beef with me? Because this is how you get beef with me! I’m dead serious mate!

It’s been so long since I last got to see ya! You and ya family gotta come over for a barbecue this weekend!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WatashiStickKid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Apparently you can't use beef stew as a password.

It's not stroganoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B3A5TxM0DE
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Apparently you can’t use β€œbeef stew” as a password πŸ€”

It’s not stroganoff πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotallyUnassuming
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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From my 8yr old: What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

You can roast beef, but you can’t pee soup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Itsame_Daario
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.

One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Judge-Bredd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Apparently you can't use beef stew as a password.

It's not stroganoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prpeach
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Apparently, you can't use beef stew as a password...

I guess it's not stroganoff

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Apparently you can’t use β€œbeef stew” as a password.

It’s not stroganoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pratojr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anybody can roast beef!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsSoperfec
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Do not use beef stew as a password

It is not stroganoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Do you know the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicmitchmtl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can learn to roast beef.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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