We're all steakholders in these incidents. Corporations need to beef up security or these costs will go over the moon. Criminals can't get used to CEOs chickening out and paying.
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Did you know you can't use 'Beef Stew' as a password?
Apparently it's not stroganoff
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︎ Mar 22 2021
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef!
>!Not everyone can pea (pee) soup!!<
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︎ Apr 16 2021
A cannibal in Northern Germany is arrested while grilling beef patties.
He is accused of eating both hamburgers and Hamburgers.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
So McDonaldβs was recently considering selling higher cuts of beef.
But they decided it was a McSteak.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
I was thinking about starting a cannabis lounge that serves prime cuts of beef
But the steaks were too high
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︎ Apr 01 2021
I I couldnβt get $GME so I got CHKN, BEEF, and VGTBL stock instead.
I hope to become a bouillionaire!
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I was cooking beef steaks and flipped it. I didn't catch it.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable
One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What do you call an overcooked piece of beef?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
In my will, Iβve made it clear that Iβm leaving my ranch and all the beef cattle on it to my male children. They will just have to rename the ranch βFocusβ...
Thatβs the place where the sons raise meat.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
True Story. I went to pick up a couple of Italian Beef sandwiches curbside last night and as the runner approached with my order, the sandwiches broke through the gravy soaked paper bag and fell to the ground. She was extremely apologetic and said she would re-bag them for us. But I was livid!
I mean, I did not pay for ground beef.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
What beef only comes in 2, 3, 5, 7, or 11 ounce portions?
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︎ May 15 2020
If you eat beef, you automatically become accountable...
Because youβre now a steakholder
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Is an argument between two vegans still called a 'beef'?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Grocery stores are now carrying gluten-free beef.
It's made from cattle that have Silly Yaks' disease.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Never make the word "Beef" your password
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Squash the beef
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︎ Oct 31 2020
She handed me a jar and said, "This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular."
I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Working on a cannabis based beef marinade.
The steaks have never been higher...
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Did you hear about the man who died while eating beef stew?
Police ruled it a stewicide.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
You should avoid beef when trying to lose weight
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︎ Oct 26 2020
My wife's an abysmal cook. She tried combining corned beef, onions and potatoes...
She made a right hash of it.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Why donβt you eat raw beef?
So you donβt get cowmonella.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Why do astronomers put beef in their shampoo?
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︎ Mar 28 2019
Big Beef Energy
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︎ May 07 2020
Still working on my beef and cream of mushroom cannon
Starting to worry itβs not stroganoff
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Mom moves expensive cuts of beef into the top shelf.
Dad: The steaks have never been higher.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
Why do people get nervous around stoned beef?
Because the steaks are high.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I hope no one has a beef with this.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
How do you make your beef lean?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Security professionals advise to never use βbeef stewβ as a password
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︎ Feb 03 2020
What's the difference between a good beef wellington and an asteroid?
One is meaty and the other is a little meteor!
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︎ May 22 2020
You wanna have beef with me? Because this is how you get beef with me! Iβm dead serious mate!
Itβs been so long since I last got to see ya! You and ya family gotta come over for a barbecue this weekend!
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Apparently you can't use beef stew as a password.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Apparently you canβt use βbeef stewβ as a password π€
Itβs not stroganoff π€·ββοΈ
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︎ Mar 08 2021
From my 8yr old: Whatβs the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
You can roast beef, but you canβt pee soup!
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︎ Oct 07 2020
Iβve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Apparently you can't use beef stew as a password.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Apparently, you can't use beef stew as a password...
I guess it's not stroganoff
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Apparently you canβt use βbeef stewβ as a password.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Whatβs the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Do not use beef stew as a password
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︎ Jul 07 2020
Do you know the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Whatβs the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can learn to roast beef.
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