Bartender: I'm sorry, we don't serve food here.
The lost and ground
Talk about squashing some beef
There's always beef between them.
To get bigger buns
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.
As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously, they were thinking, "That poor old couple...all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man began to eat his fries, a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man said, they were just fine, they were used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said, "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a... keep reading on reddit ➡
Everyone, meat Patty
They said they weren't Able.
They 'loin' fast
...to get better buns
EDIT: I got called away to do some actual work before I could add this: I credit Dr. Jason Bull for this, from an episode of Bull, reading from the bag that he got a burger in.
I hope Grandma jokes are allowed :)
but he mustard the energy to ketchup and win!
I relish the decision every time.
Meet Patty 😛🤤
Can you please make me one with everything?
I don't have a punch line, I just wanted a burger.
I was so close I could taste it.
"ABRACADABRA! You're a hamburger!"
This is his favorite Dad joke. I learned at a young age to say "Dad, could you cook me a hamburger"
Me: "Hey, that's not a gouda thing to say."
My soon to be father in law laughed and said, "That was a good one."
It made me feel like a parmanent member of the family.
With an ONION RING🥁
Bartender: Sorry, we don't serve food here.
"Hey ____, you want your buns toasted?"
If yes: "Come on over and take a seat on the grill"
If no: "Good, the grill doesn't have room for your fat ass to sit anyway."
Because Dave Thomas doesn't cut corners.
He told me to stop sitting on the grill.
Would it be regarded as a plane burger?
"Now that's what I call GROUND beef!"
A Meaty Urologist
"Guess that's, irony, for ya"
And from the office we hear my dad say, "ZAP! You're a hamburger."
They really grilled me!
There was a beef between them!