Need help naming a Hummus restaurant, pun suggestions appreciated!

Hello! I'm hoping to find some good pun suggestions on naming a Hummus restaurant! Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!

One I found that I like is "Hummus where the heart is"

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I went to a cannibal restaurant last night...

It cost Β£50 a head.

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I went to a Norwegian restaurant the other day. The food was delicious. The service was superb. The only problem was...

I couldn't a-fjord it.

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Have you seen that new Chinese/Mediterranean restaurant started by that guy from Cairo?

It's called Wok like an Egyptian.

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Why don’t ducks like going to restaurants ?

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I went to one of those insect restaurants, and the service was terrible

Apparently it’s because fly-tipping is not allowed!

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The waiter at our local Indian restaurant asked if I wanted bread before the meal.

β€œThat’s a naan-starter” I told him.

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Have you heard about the new restaurant the Mafia just opened up?

Foot traffic for indoor dining is a little slow, but they do a great TAKEOUT business

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RESTAURANT ON THE MOON?

GREAT FOOD.... NO ATMOSPHERE

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In memory of my Italian grandfather, i started a restaurant.

It's called Pasta Way!

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Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant last night?

Battered Fish Everywhere!

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Why did the Indian restaurant take their bread off the appetizer menu?

It was a Naan starter.

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While waiting in the lobby of a Chinese restaurant, Don was admiring a painting on the wall of a Chinese sailing vessel and said to his friend Mike: β€œIsn’t that a great looking ship?” Mike replied:

β€œIt’s junk”

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My favorite restaurant started serving a superhero-themed skillet breakfast.

Turns out it was just The Flash in a pan.

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What is a pirate's favorite restaurant?

Arby's.

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My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy

They are moving to greener pasta.

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Restaurant messed up and gave me a garden salad instead of a Caesar salad. When I complained my little girl said,

β€œDad, any salad can be a Caesar salad. You just have to stab it enough times”.

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When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant
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I went to a French restaurant and ordered 10 eggs

The waitress said that’s more than en-Ε“uf!

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I just landed a job at a local Asian restaurant.

All I had to do was wok in for my interview!

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Have you been to that new Indian restaurant The Ghee Spot?

It’s hard to find

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Is it a good restaurant? How can you ask me that? I mean...
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Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.

Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.

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A man with a Mexican accent is delivering snails to a French restaurant.

He's pulled over for having a broken tail light and before the officer lets him go he asks "what's in this truck anyway?"

Escargot.

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A local restaurant launders money for the mafia

They refused to sere me beef today. The waiter said something about a stakeout

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My local Vietnamese restaurant
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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant

Is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.

"Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says.

The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"

The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."

The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles and says, "Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs . . . "

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A man had a nervous breakdown at a Mexican restaurant

Hispanic attack

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I am opening a soap box derby themed restaurant

Everything in the menu is *a la carte

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Me with my friend in a restaurant after finishing food

Waiter asking me how would you like to pay sir? Cash or Card!

Me looking at my friend: PayPal

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What do you call a delivery driver who exclusively works with Indian restaurants?

A curryer.

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Restaurant in Loveland, CO
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Man wins award after he died eating appetizers at a Mediterranean restaurant

It was a Post-Hummus award

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What’s a bank robbers favorite restaurant chain?

In&Out

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I asked my immigrant friends what type of restaurant they were opening.

They replied "It's nacho business!"

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Whenever a dad sees a friend in a restaurant:

β€œOh so they’re just letting anyone in here?”

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What restaurant does every doctor hate?

Applebees

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I got my first senior discount at the seafood restaurant last night.

It smelled good but it tasted like caarp.

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At the restaurant, my family was nearly finished eating and I still had half a plate of food left. The waitress asked, "Do you wanna box for that?"

I replied, "No thanks, I'd rather wrestle for it!"

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What do you call a restaurant patio that’s only open sometimes?

A periodic table.

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A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
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Your Chinese restaurant is too bright...

...maybe you should dimsum.

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A man ordered a glass of water at a fancy restaurant. It cost him 10 dollars. When the waiter delivered it, he asked the waiter why it was so expensive.

The waiter responds β€œIt’s tap quality”

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A Brit, a Laotian, a Colombian, an American, an Indian, and a Egyptian wall into a fancy restaurant...

The doorman turns them back, saying β€œI’m sorry. We can’t let you in without a Thai.”

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I used to work in a restaurant abnd my specialty was to make the icecreams and cakes, due to my busy schedule I had to quit...

Nonetheless they all call me a deserter

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What do you call a Korean restaurant in the hood?

Seoul food.

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After years of training as a chef, the only job I got was preparing oysters at a small restaurant.

I have to say it really shucks.

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What’s a substitute teacher’s favorite restaurant?

Subway.

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I hear Finland doesn't have takeout containers in restaurants....

Because people always finnish their meals.

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The ultimate fusion restaurant.

I have a great idea for a restaurant Mexican and Taiwanese fusion.

Tai-Juan

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I bought a collectors bottle of sake from a Japanese restaurant

It was a keepsake

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I ordered an egg dish at a restaurant. When I finished, I asked the waiter for another one and he said...

"No, sir, that's un oeuf."

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From the daily sign of the El Arroyo restaurant in Austin TX
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A Chinese restaurant is pillaged...

It was wonton vandalism.

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Last night I went to my favorite restaurant. They only sell food made from Slutty Potatoes

Their best dish is the Tater-Thots.

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I went to a restaurant and the waiter sat me down and asked if I'd like to see a dessert menu.

I said "No, that's the last thing I want"

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How about some corona/quarantine themed names for a creole/Cajun restaurant?

Quarantine has us missing our date nights out so I’m cooking a special dinner while she has an appointment and I’m going to turn our kitchen into a restaurant. Or even just some NOLA / bayou pun names would be good.

Would love a little help

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what do you call a restaurant that serves crap burgers??

...wacdonalds

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A man is walking into an expensive restaurant when...

A man is walking into an expensive restaurant when he is stopped by the Maitre'D, who tells him that he can't be admitted without a necktie. The man, late for his appointment, runs back out to his car and searches high and low. Finally, out of desperation, he grabs a set of jumper cables, ties them into a rough knot around his neck and runs back into the restaurant. The Maitre'D stares at him for a few seconds and finally says, "Alright, I'll let you in..." and then leans in and says in a low growl, "but you'd better not try to start anything."

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I went to the restaurant on the moon the other day.

The food was out of this world but there was little atmosphere.

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What's the beast's favorite restaurant?

Taco Belle

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Why did Sherlock Holmes go to the Mexican restaurant?

He was looking for a good CASE-IDEA

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I own a restaurant. My chef knows exactly when to add spices to any meal...

Perfect thyme-ing.

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Why did the Pharaoh and his girlfriend go to a Mexican restaurant?

Because they knew they’d have a toot-in-common!

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An italian is sitting at a restaurant table, with pizza on the other end.

"Pastapizza", he says to the waiter.

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When getting ready to leave the restaurant, our hot waitress noticed by leftovers and asked: β€œdo you wanna box for that?”

I said: β€œI’d rather wrestle for it”.

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Dad: Son, what be a pirate's favorite restaurant? Son: Arrrrby's! Dad: Correct! And what be a pirate's favorite animal? Son: Arrrrmadillo! Dad: Right again! But what be a pirate's favorite body part? Son: Easy. The arrrrrm!

Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!

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[Pun Request] Vampire Restaurant

Hope requests are allowed, I have a vampire ( or similar) running an inn, "Bring out your bread" in a tabletop game and I need ideas for food and drinks. Currently I have steak, bloody Mary, Ham Helsing, and Bram Sausages Dracula ( that one didn't really work when I played it)

Any suggestions

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Just been to Noel and Liam Gallaghers new restaurant and had Oasis soup

You get a roll with it.

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What's dad's favorite dish in Japanese restaurants?

The eye roll

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Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good

It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.

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There's a new Thai restaurant that where the servers wear S&M outfits.

It's called Thai Me Down

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This restaurant's name
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What did Forrest Gump say in the Italian restaurant?

I love you Penne.

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"What's that floating in my eucalyptus tea?" I asked the waiter in one of Mercy's finer restaurants.

It turned out to be koala dung left when they hang in the trees at night. When I requested a tea sieve the waiter replied, "The Koala teas of Mercy are never strained".

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Spilled my side dish on me at a restaurant today.

I never slaw it coming.

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If you call a restaurant on a Native American reservation and don’t feel so certain about it...

then you’re having a reservation reservation reservation.

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My GF left me once I stopped taking her to seafood restaurants

Turns out she was only with me for my mussels

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What do you call appetizers at a cannibal restaurant?

Finger Food

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I was at a restaurant with my wife when a waitress suddenly screamed, "Does anyone know CPR??"

I shouted, "Even better, I know the whole alphabet!"

Everyone laughed...

Well, everyone except this one guy.

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Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?

The food’s great, but there’s no atmosphere.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

There's great food, but no atmosphere.

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I met this girl at the vegan restaurant who said she knew me.

But I never met herbivore.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, No atmosphere...

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, NO ATMOSPHERE

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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