Need help naming a Hummus restaurant, pun suggestions appreciated!

Hello! I'm hoping to find some good pun suggestions on naming a Hummus restaurant! Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!

One I found that I like is "Hummus where the heart is"

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When you finish eating at an Australian Restaurant
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Is it a good restaurant? How can you ask me that? I mean...
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Whatโ€™s a bank robbers favorite restaurant chain?

In&Out

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The bill was huge.

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A curryer.

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Restaurant in Loveland, CO
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Whenever a dad sees a friend in a restaurant:

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A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
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Your Chinese restaurant is too bright...

...maybe you should dimsum.

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A Brit, a Laotian, a Colombian, an American, an Indian, and a Egyptian wall into a fancy restaurant...

The doorman turns them back, saying โ€œIโ€™m sorry. We canโ€™t let you in without a Thai.โ€

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My local Vietnamese restaurant
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After years of training as a chef, the only job I got was preparing oysters at a small restaurant.

I have to say it really shucks.

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I used to work in a restaurant abnd my specialty was to make the icecreams and cakes, due to my busy schedule I had to quit...

Nonetheless they all call me a deserter

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I'm thinking of opening up a gluten-free restaurant...

called "Not Today, Seitan."

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Whatโ€™s a substitute teacherโ€™s favorite restaurant?

Subway.

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The ultimate fusion restaurant.

I have a great idea for a restaurant Mexican and Taiwanese fusion.

Tai-Juan

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I hear Finland doesn't have takeout containers in restaurants....

Because people always finnish their meals.

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A man is walking into an expensive restaurant when...

A man is walking into an expensive restaurant when he is stopped by the Maitre'D, who tells him that he can't be admitted without a necktie. The man, late for his appointment, runs back out to his car and searches high and low. Finally, out of desperation, he grabs a set of jumper cables, ties them into a rough knot around his neck and runs back into the restaurant. The Maitre'D stares at him for a few seconds and finally says, "Alright, I'll let you in..." and then leans in and says in a low growl, "but you'd better not try to start anything."

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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I bought a collectors bottle of sake from a Japanese restaurant

It was a keepsake

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What's the beast's favorite restaurant?

Taco Belle

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Last night I went to my favorite restaurant. They only sell food made from Slutty Potatoes

Their best dish is the Tater-Thots.

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A Chinese restaurant is pillaged...

It was wonton vandalism.

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Why did the Pharaoh and his girlfriend go to a Mexican restaurant?

Because they knew theyโ€™d have a toot-in-common!

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what do you call a restaurant that serves crap burgers??

...wacdonalds

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An italian is sitting at a restaurant table, with pizza on the other end.

"Pastapizza", he says to the waiter.

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When getting ready to leave the restaurant, our hot waitress noticed by leftovers and asked: โ€œdo you wanna box for that?โ€

I said: โ€œIโ€™d rather wrestle for itโ€.

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How about some corona/quarantine themed names for a creole/Cajun restaurant?

Quarantine has us missing our date nights out so Iโ€™m cooking a special dinner while she has an appointment and Iโ€™m going to turn our kitchen into a restaurant. Or even just some NOLA / bayou pun names would be good.

Would love a little help

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I went to the restaurant on the moon the other day.

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I own a restaurant. My chef knows exactly when to add spices to any meal...

Perfect thyme-ing.

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From the daily sign of the El Arroyo restaurant in Austin TX
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What's dad's favorite dish in Japanese restaurants?

The eye roll

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Why did Sherlock Holmes go to the Mexican restaurant?

He was looking for a good CASE-IDEA

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I love you Penne.

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[Pun Request] Vampire Restaurant

Hope requests are allowed, I have a vampire ( or similar) running an inn, "Bring out your bread" in a tabletop game and I need ideas for food and drinks. Currently I have steak, bloody Mary, Ham Helsing, and Bram Sausages Dracula ( that one didn't really work when I played it)

Any suggestions

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"What's that floating in my eucalyptus tea?" I asked the waiter in one of Mercy's finer restaurants.

It turned out to be koala dung left when they hang in the trees at night. When I requested a tea sieve the waiter replied, "The Koala teas of Mercy are never strained".

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Dad: Son, what be a pirate's favorite restaurant? Son: Arrrrby's! Dad: Correct! And what be a pirate's favorite animal? Son: Arrrrmadillo! Dad: Right again! But what be a pirate's favorite body part? Son: Easy. The arrrrrm!

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Spilled my side dish on me at a restaurant today.

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Finger Food

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This restaurant's name
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A font designer walks into a restaurant with her favorite font...

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Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?

The foodโ€™s great, but thereโ€™s no atmosphere.

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Eating at a mexican restaurant a man asked, โ€œWhat are you eating?โ€

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I met this girl at the vegan restaurant who said she knew me.

But I never met herbivore.

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Went to a German restaurant. The beer was fine,

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What did the mathematician order at the Spanish restaurant?

A ฯ€-ella

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My GF left me once I stopped taking her to seafood restaurants

Turns out she was only with me for my mussels

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A man orders soup at a restaurant

He orders turtle soup, the waiter takes his order and starts to walk off. The main suddenly sees his favourite pea soup and calls back the waiter. The man says "Waiter im terrible sorry but would you mind holding the turtle and make it pea?"

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Chick-fil-A is the only safe restaurant right now

They wash their hands religiously

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Iโ€™d be happy to tell you about my secret Indian Restaurant...

...right after you sign this naan disclosure agreement

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I was at a restaurant with my wife when a waitress suddenly screamed, "Does anyone know CPR??"

I shouted, "Even better, I know the whole alphabet!"

Everyone laughed...

Well, everyone except this one guy.

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Why do Japanese restaurants never last

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A guy starts choking on his food in a restaurant.

A doctor sees the man choking and springs into action. He runs across the restaurant, pulls the man out of his chair, pulls the man's pants down, and licks his butt. The man coughs hard, and the food is dislodged from his throat.

Grateful, he turns to doctor and says, "Thank God you knew the Hind Lick Maneuver!"

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The sign in this restaurant says โ€œPlease wait for hostess to be seated.โ€

Iโ€™ve been here two hours and she is still on her feet.

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I was waiting for a long time at the restaurant. The waiter came and said; sorry for your wait...

I said: are you calling me fat?

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A grizzly bear walks into a restaurant and says โ€œCan I get a grilled..............cheese?โ€

The waiter replies โ€œWhy the big pawse?โ€

...

โ€œBecause Iโ€™m a bearโ€

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The moment I learned that โ€œphแปŸโ€ is actually pronounced โ€œfuh,โ€ I knew the time was ripe to write a Google review for my all-time favourite phแปŸ restaurant. (I guess this qualifies more as โ€˜racy wordplayโ€™ than it does โ€˜punnyโ€™?)
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Whatโ€™s the best way to diffuse an altercation at an Indian restaurant?

Naanviolence.

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From my dad, a minute ago: โ€œyour mom and I went to a completely pitch black restaurants onceโ€

โ€œThey didnโ€™t have any seafood there!โ€

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This Italian restaurant has some very punny coasters.
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Manager: "Why would you make a good waiter at my restaurant?"

Me: "I bring a lot to the table."

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What do you call a storage space in a Chinese restaurant?

A wok in closet.

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What is a vampire's least favorite type of restaurant?

A stake house

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what do you call a restaurant for pirates?

ARRRBY'S

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

Thereโ€™s no menu: You get what you deserve.

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I've got an idea for a Morrocan restaurant. It's gonna serve traditional food but cooked in non traditional, anti-authoritarian ways....

...I'm gonna call it 'Rage Against The Tajine'

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders chicken

The waiter asks him, โ€œwhat kind of chicken?โ€ To which the man replies, โ€œIโ€™ll roll with rotisserieโ€

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Not going to that restaurant for sushi, it seems kinda fishy.
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Did you hear about the Indian restaurant that didn't run out of bread?

It was a naan issue

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mon0theist
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 20
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What did the investor say to the Vegan Restaurant owner?

"I'd like to buy a steak in this restaurant"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/YeahThatWillDo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 06
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Went to mathematical restaurant today.

Ordered a takeaway

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kishenoy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I donโ€™t care for the bread they serve at the local Indian restaurant.

But itโ€™s really a naan issue.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Indoorsman101
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 30
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Will there ever be restaurants on the moon?

Personally I think the food would be good but there wouldn't be a good atmosphere.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/burtonbrandont
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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A bear walks into a restaurant and says, "I'd like a grilled.......... cheese"

The waiter responds: "what's with the big pause? "

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/poops-n-farts
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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This happened tonight. Dinner at a Japanese restaurant. My appetizer was a tuna taco topped with wakeme

Singing โ€œWakeme up before you go goโ€ apparently wasnโ€™t as hysterical to everyone else.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/xwhy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 21
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A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..

They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Y33T-HAW
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 16
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This female stranger from the vegetarian restaurant came up to me

I had never met herbivore

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SmilioTM
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 09
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I went to a Buddhist pizza restaurant recently.

I asked the waiter to make me one with everything.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AlRedux
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 02
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/UsedClimate
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 05
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, No atmosphere...

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mark7227
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 06
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, NO ATMOSPHERE

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 19
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ReluctantGoalkeeper
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 17
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Chanel_Lackaday
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 20
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