Need help naming a Hummus restaurant, pun suggestions appreciated!
Hello! I'm hoping to find some good pun suggestions on naming a Hummus restaurant! Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated!
One I found that I like is "Hummus where the heart is"
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said no.
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I sat down for dinner at a restaurant, and the waiter asked me, βDo you want to hear todayβs special?β
I said, βYes please.β
Waiter: βNo problem sir. Today is special.β
Edit: You guys are way too generous. Thank you.
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant
He's calling it Wok of Life
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I went to one of those new cannibal themed restaurant last night...
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︎ Dec 13 2020
I was at a Star Wars themed restaurant.....
I had Sky Walker soup. Wookie steak and Death Star ice cream.
The starter and the dessert were lovely, but the main course was a bit chewy.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Did you hear about the baseball player who can spot a fast food restaurant from miles away?
He leads the league in Arby eyes.
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︎ Jan 04 2021
The Vietnamese restaurant was very rude about the long line they had tonight...
...it was a big Phα» queue.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I got two cookies in one bag at the Chinese restaurant...
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I just had dinner with Garry Kasparov at a restaurant with chequered tablecloths...
I asked him to pass the salt, it took 4 1/2 hours
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︎ Jan 07 2021
I had to reprimand my son for cutting up his dumplings at the Chinese restaurant last night.
I can't condone such wonton acts of destruction.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Why did the lion walk into the Chinese restaurant to get a haircut?
Because he wanted a low mane.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
One day a man took his wife to a restaurant instead of a hospital
The restaurant had free delivery
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What kind of restaurants do Vampires avoid?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Called my local restaurant for reservation. Hey are you guys open for reservations? They replied four to nine today
Looks like they are too busy today
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I've never had an eggs benedict at a restaurant as good as the one I can make in my own kitchen.
There's no place like home for the hollandaise.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Whatβs the name of the best Indian restaurant in Kansas?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
A girl came up to me and said she recognized me from her vegetarian restaurant. I was a bit confused.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Today I have opened my very own pizza restaurant.
I will be rolling in dough in no time.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Did you hear about the seafood restaurant that will give you calamari in exchange for money?
They practice squid pro quo.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I went to a restaurant last night and they had pelican on the menu.
I was going to order it but the bill would have been huge.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Iβm going to open a restaurant that doesnβt do anything to prevent spreading the pandemic
Itβs called Thai Food Mary
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I went to a maths themed restaurant today
They were only doing takeaways.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I have this idea for a takeaway restaurant which just sells dairy
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I opened a restaurant for dwarves and little people.
It wasnβt such a tall order
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︎ Dec 07 2020
A man walks into a restaurant and orders a hamburger. Upon receiving the burger, the man says to the burger, βBurger, can you help me with my urinary tract infection?β.
βNoβ, replies the burger, βbut I can tell you youβre going to need an umbrella later.β
βOh, sorryβ, said the man, βI thought you were a meaty urologistβ.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
How did you find your steak?" asked the waiter of a patron in the very expensive restaurant.
Just luck," the hungry man replied, sadly. "I happened to move that small piece of potato, and there it was!"
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Parked outside my favourite restaurant and ended up with a parking ticket...
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︎ Dec 05 2020
There's a department of the United Nations which tries to improve the quality of food in restaurants.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I took my dad to a nice restaurant.
The hostess asked us if we had a reservation. Without missing, a beat my dad said, βNo, I am fully confident I want to eat here.β
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I saw a restaurant that had a sign up saying βBreakfast anytimeβ
So I ordered French toast during the renaissance.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
A group of bedazzled tarps and a bunch of poles walk into a restaurant and order some stakes....
Things became pretty tents.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I'm gluten intolerant so ordering from Indian restaurants is a challenge.
They all tell me it's naan optional.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Did you hear about that chef at the Indian restaurant that was bitten by a radioactive spider?
He hoped to receive super strength, but it was just naan-sense.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Why did the lion get his hair cut on his way to the Chinese restaurant?
Because he wanted a Lo Mein
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I just opened up a Native American themed restaurant...
Does anyone in here know any good Sioux-chefs that need a job?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Why did the couple cancel their dinner plans at the local Indian restaurant?
They agreed it was a naan-starter
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called βH-Bomb?β
Itβs known for fusion cuisine.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Where do vegans sit in a restaurant?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food. No atmosphere, though...
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere!
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant
He's calling it Wok of Life
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What cold food do you order at a fast food restaurant?
What cold food do you order at a fast food restaurant?
A Brrrrrrger.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but thereβs no atmosphere.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Ever heard of the restaurant in space?
Great food!, no atmosphere!
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