I just can't help myself.
I wish I would have found the food.
Not all heroes, where crepes?
All you can bleat!
She said "no thanks, I have a lot on my plate right now."
I told them it was a naan issue.
They said I was being too shellfish.
I hear its a real corgishborg.
It kept going back four seconds.
I should have read the crab clause
When they go to lunch during the conference, they eat from the “Buffett Buffet.”
I said, “What happened to ‘all-you-can-eat for $15?’”
The manager said, “That is all you can eat for $15 dollars.”
He came up to me and said, "Help yourself."
called “all you can wheat”
He couldn’t find the punch line
Every time I go to one of his restaurants they let you eat whatever you want.
Rice guys finish last.
They have a lot on their plate!
Buffet The Vampire Slayer.
(Made it up at work today and got a polite chuckle.)
Turns out Pekka Rinne can wreck a penne...
I ate until there was naan left.
Grabbing some white rice, yellow rice, and some brown rice along the way.
Daughter asks "Why are you getting some of each?"
"'Cos I'm all about ricial diversity."
I'm going into a food korma.
Mom: "Did you guys eat well?"
My brother and me: "Yes."
Dad: "So how does well taste?"
I'll admit, I laughed.
My wife asked me to get her some soup at the buffet but there were no dumplings for the soup. I apologized for returning without the soup knowing that it, "left her wonton".
I hate eating at buffets; everyone there is a self serving jerk.
I was standing in line when I had to sneeze. I sneezed 3 times when an old man came up to me with his wife and said "She thinks you sneezing is funny, but it's snot." Then he said to his wife "He's just trying to make the tissue dance, he put a boogy in it." As a bonus, while I was laughing, the wife groaned and he turned and yelled, " YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR!" Great father's day.
After my parents and I have our drink order taken, my mother tells my dad to, "Watch my purse while I go and get my food." He replies with "Watch it do what? It just sits there." Classic dad.
I saw my mom with a plate of crab legs and asked her "Where's the crab?" Dad responds with "Don't talk about me like that, I'm right here."