I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today.
His mom got really angry.
I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today....
I went to McDonald’s and ate a kid’s meal today.
His mom was pretty upset at me.
One should eat a healthy meal before going to space.
Every meal is a Happy Meal....
.....if you leave your kids at home.
What is a ghost’s favourite meal?
What diner meal is dangerous for vampires?
Stake and eggs (sunny side up, of course)
My friend asked if i was getting an Oasis with my meal.
I had the perfect joke about french meals
it's unbrielievably cheesy
After finishing our meal, my date said we should have dinner again
I told her I’m too full now
Why da fuck did tha lion eat tha tightrope walker? He wanted er well-balanced meal!
I've been planning meals in advance a lot lately..
..and it has given me food forethought.
I wish we had ShowerThoughts over our morning meal instead,
So we could call them Breakfast Epiphanies
Why didn’t Han Solo like his meal
You know Luke’s favorite bbq meal?
After finishing my meal, the waiter gave me the desert menu.
"Can I ask you something?" I said.
"Certainly," he replied.
I said, "Why did you just eat my food?"
Why did the chess player worried towards the end of his meal in a restaurant?
Because the waiter said, "CHECK?"
When's the best day to eat a big meal?
WHat's an Allosaurus's favorite meal?
Upon receiving his meal at a restaurant,
The practitioner uttered through a smile, “just what the doctor ordered”.
Eat a garlic clove with every meal to stop the Coronavirus
It won't do anything to protect you from getting sick, but people will stay six feet away
I enjoy eating gold sprinkles with my meals.
When a big giant eel takes your hand for a meal...
I just threw up my Travis Scott meal...
I think I’m in sicko mode
The waiter at our local Indian restaurant asked if I wanted bread before the meal.
“That’s a naan-starter” I told him.
Why should you eat your meals from a weighing scale?
So you can have a balanced diet.
Are you Tina Fey-mished? Would you care for Adele-ectable Meal? Come to Celebrit-Eats
Help me think of more celebrity food puns please!
The menu includes such dishes as:
-Marilyn Mon-roast beef
-The Cate Blan-cheddar burger
-The Audrey Hep-burger
My cat really seemed to enjoy her fresh meal today...
Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says “what happened? Onions can’t jump by themselves”
the first chef responds with “they can if they’re spring onions”
What did the Nordic man say to the waiter when he was done his meal?
A Zen master walked up to a hot dog stand, and ordered himself a meal.
"Make me one with everything."
After finishing my meal, the waiter gave me the dessert menu.
I said, "Why did you just eat my food ?"
And all the vegetables gathered around the meal that lay before them and decided to say grace..
What part of a meal makes you the most sleepy?
What did the Australian chess player say after he finished his meal?
"Can I have the check, mate?"
I brush after every meal
And the dentist thinks my hair is lovely
What did the customer say to the waiter when he asked if he preferred this type of meal?
What’s a shark’s favorite meal?
How do astronauts cook their meals?
What did the Australian grandmaster say when he finished his meal?
I was gonna cook some garlic butter mushrooms, you know, spice up a meal
Then I realised, ain’t anybody got thyme for that.
The missus just told me airlines are selling their ready meals to the public.
Dad: They'll never take off.
I wanted to buy a $30 meal for my father, my grandfather and father-in-law. I figured they'd lump em all together and charge a reduced fee...
But no. I was charged $30 a pop.