Snack puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeslaAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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What was Micheal Jackson's favourite snack?

Nachos!

(for non-hindi speakers, nacho means dance in hindi)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srthkjoshi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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My coworker brought some vegetables to snack on during work, and he didn’t offer me any

It’s like he didn’t even carrot all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/excusetheblood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Did you see that guy destroying snacks at the grocery store?

I heard he's on the Chex offender list.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What is a skeleton's favorite snack?

Spare ribs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kreyfor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What is a duck's favorites snack ?

Quackers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What’s a dragons favorite snack?

Fire crackers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greystone_86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What agency does the president call upon when craving a late night snack?

The Secret Room Service

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayWolf85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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The other day I was on the dock talking to two of my neighbors… One of them had a cooler full of beers and snacks… Pulling out a beer pops the top and opening a bag of chips, he says β€œMy wife’s an angel

I said, β€œyou’re lucky – mine is still alive…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do you call an award-winning potato snack?

A champion chip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What is it called when you drop your snack

A snackcident

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnaK_HadiOS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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When will they come to a consensus about snacks in the casino?

When everybody Lay’s their chips on the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arc-ion
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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If there was a dinosaur named, "Theaurus" what would his favorite snack be?

A synonym roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Two British monks set up a small snack stand at the parish fair.

They divided the duties equally: one was the fish friar, and the other was

the chip monk!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franksymptoms
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What is ducks favorite snack?

Quacker Jacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Dog wanted a spicy snack...

...So he got some hot treatos πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samyoma
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call French dog snacks?

Treaties of Versailles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sbill14
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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There's a snack that's high in protein, fats, and fiber.

It's nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I just got back from a long day of duck hunting, so I decided to put my feet up and have my favorite snack.

Cheese and quackers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/undercover723
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What’s a computers faveourite snack?

Microchips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishboshTV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?

Little Deb-hee hee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Why does Robert Plant never spend any money at snack machines?

They ask No Quarter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Syrinx-Priest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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When a giraffe eats a snack

A little goes a long way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoopsfan24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What is an Italian dictators favorite snack?

Chocolate Mousselini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Urinal-Cake2113
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Finally, I have something to snack on while im waiting for iCloud to backup!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBerg28
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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What type of snacks are served on FedEx planes?

Styrofoam peanuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bossthree02
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What snack always beats video game levels?

Chees-itsπŸ§€πŸ§€πŸ§€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Wife: Remember to practice safe snacks and to use condiments

Me: Baby stop, you’re making me hungry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Serm22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.

I replied "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."

EDIT: "Now he's asking me for a byte of cookies... "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guitarman1103
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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What was a cowboy's favorite snack on the range? /r/Jokes/comments/gj3yjp/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/patchy72
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What's a cannibal's favorite snack?

A knuckle sandwich

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sirdavide101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What happens when you have half your snack...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flyingtiger79
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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A Festive Snack
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πŸ‘€︎ u/l30P
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes

Today’s gonna be a grape day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mememidas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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What is a skeletons favourit snack?

Ribs, spareribs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vico__Staps
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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What is a skeleton's favourite snack?

Ribs, spare ribs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gashau
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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What snack do you give to a jury pool?

Trial Mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What’s a frugal cannibal’s favorite snack?

A bag of Fritos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tadsg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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If you give it snacks it can take you anywhere.

A magic car-pet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mistah-S
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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To cut costs even more, certain airlines will now serve snacks only to passengers on the left side of the plane.

Their justification is the passengers sitting on the right side are already F-E-D.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Great for any seafood snack!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonicGames
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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