Snack puns
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︎ Dec 05 2013
What was Micheal Jackson's favourite snack?
Nachos!
(for non-hindi speakers, nacho means dance in hindi)
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︎ Dec 28 2020
My coworker brought some vegetables to snack on during work, and he didnβt offer me any
Itβs like he didnβt even carrot all
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Did you see that guy destroying snacks at the grocery store?
I heard he's on the Chex offender list.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What is a skeleton's favorite snack?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
What is a duck's favorites snack ?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Whatβs a dragons favorite snack?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What agency does the president call upon when craving a late night snack?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
The other day I was on the dock talking to two of my neighborsβ¦ One of them had a cooler full of beers and snacksβ¦ Pulling out a beer pops the top and opening a bag of chips, he says βMy wifeβs an angel
I said, βyouβre lucky β mine is still aliveβ¦β
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What do you call an award-winning potato snack?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What is it called when you drop your snack
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︎ Nov 09 2020
When will they come to a consensus about snacks in the casino?
When everybody Layβs their chips on the table.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
If there was a dinosaur named, "Theaurus" what would his favorite snack be?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Two British monks set up a small snack stand at the parish fair.
They divided the duties equally: one was the fish friar, and the other was
the chip monk!
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︎ Aug 02 2020
What is ducks favorite snack?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Dog wanted a spicy snack...
...So he got some hot treatos π₯π₯π₯
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What do you call French dog snacks?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
There's a snack that's high in protein, fats, and fiber.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
I just got back from a long day of duck hunting, so I decided to put my feet up and have my favorite snack.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Whatβs a computers faveourite snack?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Why does Robert Plant never spend any money at snack machines?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
When a giraffe eats a snack
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︎ Jun 25 2020
What is an Italian dictators favorite snack?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Finally, I have something to snack on while im waiting for iCloud to backup!
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︎ Apr 23 2020
What type of snacks are served on FedEx planes?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
What snack always beats video game levels?
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︎ May 31 2020
Wife: Remember to practice safe snacks and to use condiments
Me: Baby stop, youβre making me hungry
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︎ Mar 25 2020
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
EDIT: "Now he's asking me for a byte of cookies... "
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︎ Sep 26 2019
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︎ May 13 2020
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
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︎ Nov 21 2019
What happens when you have half your snack...
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︎ Nov 24 2019
A Festive Snack
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︎ Dec 17 2019
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Todayβs gonna be a grape day!
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︎ Feb 11 2020
What is a skeletons favourit snack?
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︎ Feb 06 2020
What snack do you give to a jury pool?
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︎ Jan 30 2020
Whatβs a frugal cannibalβs favorite snack?
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︎ Jan 09 2020
If you give it snacks it can take you anywhere.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
To cut costs even more, certain airlines will now serve snacks only to passengers on the left side of the plane.
Their justification is the passengers sitting on the right side are already F-E-D.
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Great for any seafood snack!
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︎ Aug 07 2019
What is a skeleton's favourite snack?
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︎ Dec 18 2019
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