What was Micheal Jackson's favourite snack?
(for non-hindi speakers, nacho means dance in hindi)
My coworker brought some vegetables to snack on during work, and he didn’t offer me any
It’s like he didn’t even carrot all
Did you see that guy destroying snacks at the grocery store?
I heard he's on the Chex offender list.
What is a skeleton's favorite snack?
What is a duck's favorites snack ?
What’s a dragons favorite snack?
What agency does the president call upon when craving a late night snack?
The other day I was on the dock talking to two of my neighbors… One of them had a cooler full of beers and snacks… Pulling out a beer pops the top and opening a bag of chips, he says “My wife’s an angel
I said, “you’re lucky – mine is still alive…”
What do you call an award-winning potato snack?
What is it called when you drop your snack
When will they come to a consensus about snacks in the casino?
When everybody Lay’s their chips on the table.
If there was a dinosaur named, "Theaurus" what would his favorite snack be?
Two British monks set up a small snack stand at the parish fair.
They divided the duties equally: one was the fish friar, and the other was
the chip monk!
What is ducks favorite snack?
Dog wanted a spicy snack...
...So he got some hot treatos 🔥🔥🔥
What do you call French dog snacks?
There's a snack that's high in protein, fats, and fiber.
I just got back from a long day of duck hunting, so I decided to put my feet up and have my favorite snack.
What’s a computers faveourite snack?
What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?
Why does Robert Plant never spend any money at snack machines?
When a giraffe eats a snack
What is an Italian dictators favorite snack?
Finally, I have something to snack on while im waiting for iCloud to backup!
What type of snacks are served on FedEx planes?
What snack always beats video game levels?
Wife: Remember to practice safe snacks and to use condiments
Me: Baby stop, you’re making me hungry
My computer became self aware and asked for a snack.
I replied "Sorry I'm fresh out of computer chips."
EDIT: "Now he's asking me for a byte of cookies... "
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
What happens when you have half your snack...
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What is a skeletons favourit snack?
What is a skeleton's favourite snack?
What snack do you give to a jury pool?
What’s a frugal cannibal’s favorite snack?
If you give it snacks it can take you anywhere.
To cut costs even more, certain airlines will now serve snacks only to passengers on the left side of the plane.
Their justification is the passengers sitting on the right side are already F-E-D.
Great for any seafood snack!