They’ve just discovered an Egyptian tomb filled with chocolate and hazelnuts

They believe it’s the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
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I seem to find a way of sneaking chocolate into movie theaters..

.. I always have a few twix up my sleeve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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I finally got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts.

I won't lie, it was a rocky road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jgfum
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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What was the chocolate bars preferred pronouns?

Her/She

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skycam3014
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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I sexually identify as chocolate

My pronouns are Her-She

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RexDino1966
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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What pronouns do chocolate bars use?

Her/she!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sub_Urban_Skunk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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What's a chocolate bars preferred gender pronoun?

Her/she

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BamaPaul
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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Life is like a box of chocolates

It won't last long if you're obese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/she.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theman_themyth_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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What do you call a fat kid who likes chocolate milk?

An OvalTeen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakeLoveNotWar_69
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Did you hear about that famous chocolate factory owner who suffered from a penis accident?

He's known as Willy Wonky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FalseAladeen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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What do you call a sheep dipped in chocolate?

A chocolate baaaaaaaaaaar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LovelyCocktail
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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A man threatend me with milk, chocolate and cheese

how dairy (dare he)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdWide6476
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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I once took a trip to Seattle on a plane in which the stewards only served candy made when peanut butter meets milk chocolate...

I don't know how far this Reese eating airline goes...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Hershey’s and Ikea have joined together to sell a chocolate pet.

Just picked up a KΓ―t KaΓ‘t. Now to put it together...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyRamenMan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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What is a chocolate bars preferred gender pronouns?

Her/She

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LetMeTellYouX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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What do you call a lady's private parts made from sugar, butter and chocolate?

A Fudgina.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darcys_beard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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What are chocolate bars preferred pronouns

Her-she

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Police are like a box of chocolates...

...they'll kill your dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hostilecarrot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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I’m the chocolate magician.

I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anytime200
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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Chocolate ice cream

Working at an ice cream parlor there was a customer that insisted I serve him chocolate ice cream even though we were out of it. He just wouldn’t give up. So I said β€œlet’s play a game”. How many β€œvans” are in vanilla ice cream? -he said β€œone”(correct) So how many β€œstraws” are in strawberry ice cream? He said β€œone” again (correct) So then how many β€œ F’s” are in chocolate ice cream? He said there is no β€œF” in chocolate ice cream - I said β€œExactly- THERE IS NO F IN CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hujiadadi01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...

I'll see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3LTAK1L0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Thai girls are like a box of chocolates....

You never know which ones have the nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I just baked some fresh chocolate chip cookies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Have you heard of the new travel sized chocolate truffles?

Pocket Lindts...

Credit: Twitter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daehtop_Yrrah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Life is like a box of chocolates...

It's destroyed remarkably fast by an emotional woman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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It’s only the second day of Hanukkah, and my wife already ate all of the chocolate in the house...

I hope she feels gelty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfussed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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A man named six gave his friends three and five some chocolate bars. Three got 7 chocolate bars and five got eight of them. Three was upset he had less than five did, and five was sad that his friend was sad, so he asked six if three could have another chocolate bar.

He gave one to three for five

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GayMadMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Don't fight with me over chocolate

I am not someone to be truffled with!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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According to my chocolate advent calender....

There is only 3 days till Xmas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Free chocolate slogan

"This is the best chocolate I have ever tasted"

Eats entire bar in two bites

"Bar, none"

You're welcome big chocolate...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arrakis_Surfer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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According to my chocolate advent calendar...

....there's only 3 days left till Xmas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate baaaaa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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My pal used to think he was a chocolate orange....

So in the end, we had to have him sectioned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What kind of chocolate do Australian diving fans eat?

Godiva

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ronaldo_McDonald
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What was the name of the Egyptian that was buried with chocolate and nuts?

Pharaoh Rocher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evac95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Mashed up dates, chocolate chips, peanut butter, granola, almonds....delicious homemade granola bars
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It is amazing how a considerable ammount of people think chocolate milk comes from brown cows...

But I am still looking for the pink cows!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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A child picks up a piece of chocolate and puts it in the shopping cart. The mother takes the chocolate, as it is unhealthy, and puts it down next to the eggs.

For its unhealthy being, it was in eggs-aisle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HunainT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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A Korean martial artist was giving away chocolate bars. I asked if I could have 2. He said...

"No. You can taek-won-do."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VentilatedEgg
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Did you hear they just diacovered an Egyptian mummy that was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts?

It's a pharaoh rocher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What pronouns gender does a chocolate bar use?

Her/she

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Canadianpeople
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/She

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YankeesFan80
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

her/she

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayaanjamil
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07
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