Capitano Americano Medium, no sugar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sebastiansantosx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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Ugh too much sugar I'm drowning here!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatincomingvirus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Which tenor took his sugar pills every Sunday?

Placebo Domingo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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I made myself a small open pie filled with sliced apples and sugar, but I misplaced it shortly after. Suddenly I was no longer hungry

I'd completely lost my appletart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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What do you call a lady's private parts made from sugar, butter and chocolate?

A Fudgina.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darcys_beard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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After getting badly hurt, my friend asked me not to sugar coat it

So I used stevia instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodHippo9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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Molasses is separated from cane sugar by spinning cane syrup in a giant centrifuge.

It's a viscous cycle.


My family didn't like this nearly as much as the pancakes I was making, sadly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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What's the saddest sugar?

Morose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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Teacher: "Use the word sugar in a sentence."

Student: "The tea is too sweet."

Teacher: "Where is sugar in the sentence?"

Student: "In the tea!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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Just blew the sugar off my doughnut...

Dieting is so hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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My wife asked me to be her Sugar Daddy

I said I can only afford to be your Salt Bae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RootbeerDreams
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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My doctor said my sugar is too high...

So I went home and put it in on a lower shelf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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My friend injects his marijuana plants with sugar water as they grow, they sells bags of it for much higher prices...

He's trying to sweeten the pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you call a Reddit post that oxidizes sugar and results in a nutty brown flavour?

Karmalization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socraticfanboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar.

Now that's a sweet ass.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Jokes about white sugar are rare.

Jokes about brown sugar, demarara.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeneralHornbill
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Got me a sugar daddy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamingboss70
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Why are there fewer brown sugar sachets than white sugar sachets? Demerera twitter.com/chrispaget1/s…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarkie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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"excuse me, is this sugar free?"

Cashier: No. You have to pay for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I visited the doctor today and he told me my sugar was too high.

So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandomLemon10
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Did you hear about the bag of sugar that was caught illegally crossing the road for the second time that day?

It was refined.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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What do you call sugar-free breath mints from California?

"Sacramentos."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Go ahead, ridicule me for not knowing what confectioner's sugar is.

It's fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icebucketwood
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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My wife told me I had to pick between her and my sugar addiction.

I looked over, sadly, and said β€œGoodbye honey.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuhLeazeOfficer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Bee'd sugar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tajarhina
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Sugar free candies would be much cheaper without the sugar in it.

They'd be free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dotduck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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NO thats sugar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/miisterducko
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Why did the artist add sugar to his paint?

To make it palatable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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This French sugar brand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/weird_is_good
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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If sugar daddy gets hard, he becomes a caramel daddy.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Just got the test shot from our wedding photographer, but we accidentally dropped them into the mixing bowl filled with sugar, milk, and Jell-O mix.

Wife to be can't believe we actually did that, but I told her the proof is in the pudding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackOfTrading
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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After being robbed a farmer beats up a thief with a sugar cane.

He is reported to have said "revenge is sweet"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I wish sugar never would have been discovered...

There'd be a lot less suckers in the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasvott
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Sugar daddy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Potatomaster66-p
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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My wife misplace the sugar with the salt in her sugar cookies.

It was sodium disgusting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingbankai
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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What do you call a magical sugar?

sugArcane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoughnutDonator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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I threw a fuzzy peach at his head and he said "that's not assault that's a sugar"
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Spanish Satan ate too much sugar

Now he has Diabloetes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piratecheese13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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So for Halloween I’m going to wear a baby carrier with a bag of sugar in it.

I’ll be a sugar daddy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxStupidBusxX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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(cross post) I tried to come up with a pun for flour and sugar but I forgot.

I'll have to sift through my mind to find it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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My daughter was looking through the different sugars at a restaurant and asked me what the sugar substitute was.

I told her that it's who replaces the regular sugar when it calls out sick for work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cellomold
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Ever seen a donkey that fell into a pit of sugar?

it's a sweet ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmy_6919
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Jokes about sugar are rare...

Jokes about brown sugar: demerara

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arkanejl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Jokes about white sugar are rare, but jokes about brown sugar.

Demarara

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishyladd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Puns about white sugar are rare, but puns about brown sugar?

Demerara.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilgeekwastaken
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2017
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