Capitano Americano Medium, no sugar
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Ugh too much sugar I'm drowning here!
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Which tenor took his sugar pills every Sunday?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
What do you call a lady's private parts made from sugar, butter and chocolate?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
I made myself a small open pie filled with sliced apples and sugar, but I misplaced it shortly after. Suddenly I was no longer hungry
I'd completely lost my appletart
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︎ Apr 07 2021
After getting badly hurt, my friend asked me not to sugar coat it
So I used stevia instead.
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︎ Mar 01 2021
Molasses is separated from cane sugar by spinning cane syrup in a giant centrifuge.
It's a viscous cycle.
My family didn't like this nearly as much as the pancakes I was making, sadly.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
What's the saddest sugar?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Teacher: "Use the word sugar in a sentence."
Student: "The tea is too sweet."
Teacher: "Where is sugar in the sentence?"
Student: "In the tea!!"
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Just blew the sugar off my doughnut...
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︎ Jan 30 2021
My wife asked me to be her Sugar Daddy
I said I can only afford to be your Salt Bae
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︎ Dec 21 2020
My doctor said my sugar is too high...
So I went home and put it in on a lower shelf
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︎ Sep 26 2020
What do you call a Reddit post that oxidizes sugar and results in a nutty brown flavour?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Jokes about white sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar, demarara.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Ever seen a donkey that fell into a pit of sugar?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
Got me a sugar daddy
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︎ Jun 26 2020
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I visited the doctor today and he told me my sugar was too high.
So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
"excuse me, is this sugar free?"
Cashier: No. You have to pay for it.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Did you hear about the bag of sugar that was caught illegally crossing the road for the second time that day?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
What do you call sugar-free breath mints from California?
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︎ May 09 2020
Go ahead, ridicule me for not knowing what confectioner's sugar is.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
My wife told me I had to pick between her and my sugar addiction.
I looked over, sadly, and said βGoodbye honey.β
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Bee'd sugar
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︎ Nov 21 2019
NO thats sugar
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︎ May 31 2019
Sugar free candies would be much cheaper without the sugar in it.
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︎ Jan 27 2020
Why did the artist add sugar to his paint?
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︎ Dec 23 2019
This French sugar brand
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︎ May 06 2019
If sugar daddy gets hard, he becomes a caramel daddy.
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Just got the test shot from our wedding photographer, but we accidentally dropped them into the mixing bowl filled with sugar, milk, and Jell-O mix.
Wife to be can't believe we actually did that, but I told her the proof is in the pudding.
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︎ Jul 03 2019
After being robbed a farmer beats up a thief with a sugar cane.
He is reported to have said "revenge is sweet"
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︎ Oct 13 2019
I wish sugar never would have been discovered...
There'd be a lot less suckers in the world.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
Sugar daddy
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︎ Jun 28 2019
What do you call a magical sugar?
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︎ Dec 30 2018
My wife misplace the sugar with the salt in her sugar cookies.
It was sodium disgusting.
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︎ Oct 09 2019
I threw a fuzzy peach at his head and he said "that's not assault that's a sugar"
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Spanish Satan ate too much sugar
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︎ Sep 11 2019
So for Halloween Iβm going to wear a baby carrier with a bag of sugar in it.
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︎ Oct 22 2018
(cross post) I tried to come up with a pun for flour and sugar but I forgot.
I'll have to sift through my mind to find it.
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︎ Dec 14 2018
My daughter was looking through the different sugars at a restaurant and asked me what the sugar substitute was.
I told her that it's who replaces the regular sugar when it calls out sick for work.
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︎ May 01 2019
Jokes about sugar are rare...
Jokes about brown sugar: demerara
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Jokes about white sugar are rare, but jokes about brown sugar.
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︎ Sep 22 2019
Puns about white sugar are rare, but puns about brown sugar?
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︎ Mar 04 2017
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