Took me a minute to understand.

Me: Dad, what are you doing? Mom: He's whisperings sweet nothings to me! Dad: whispers Sucralose, Aspartame, Stevia!

He also pulls: Dad: Hi, how are you? Me: Good, how are you? Dad: Good, how are you? And curses, we will continue that until someone breaks.

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📅︎ Dec 21 2013
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