When asked whether his former coach liked artificially flavored sugary soft drinks, Lionel Messi replied

ΒΏPep? Β‘SΓ­!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klaymens
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What two letters make up a sugary sweet?

c and y

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What’s white, light and sugary and swings through trees? ...

...a meringue-utan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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What’s a pirate’s favourite plant-based sugary drink?

Nect-arrr!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Sugary foods are like destiny...

They, too, shape our ends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ponderingfox
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windowlicker1234
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Best Joke Ever

A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?" The Jelly Baby says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked in. "So?" Smartie says. "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look after you." Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says "Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me", and off they go. After a few beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table. The Lockets take one look at jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking cola bottles over his little jelly head, hitting him with little sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh. After a while they get bored and walk out. Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly Baby body over to the table and wipes up his Jelly Baby blood. He turns to Smartie and says "I thought you were going to look after me?" "I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are fucking menthol".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davernr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2018
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Who?

Wife: The World Health Organization is fighting sugary foods! So I paused with a concerned face and said...."who?" She looked at me like I had three heads and then went "ohhhh" and wouldn't stop laughing.

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