But I'm not sure it's worth the Whisk
Because he had my grains
What kind of math do birds use?
Owl-gebra
What kind of math does a farmer use?
Cow-culus
What kind of math should you avoid if you have carpal tunnel?
A-wrist-metic
Which mathematical process would you use to find the total amount of chinaware you have?
Ad-dish-on
Which mathematical process would be most commonly found in a 1950's style diner?
Malt-iplication
If one runner on team injured her leg, how would you find out how many can still run?
Sub-track-tion
Were (my parents, aunt, uncle and I) out getting ice cream, when my mom points out malt ball ice cream. my dad, being the joker he is, says "moth balls? that's a weird flavor" we have a laugh, get our ice cream, and walk outside. In the wake of "moth balls", I ask my uncle "have you ever smelled moth balls?"
"of course" he responds.
I nod my head, then promptly ask "how'd you get the little things legs apart?"
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Years ago, my father and his wife were stuffing whoppers, sour patch kids and other assorted candies into stockings. He turns to her and says in all seriousness, "Did you just fart?"
She says no, of course.
Dad: "That's funny, because I smell a whopper!"
Additional info if necessary - Whoppers are chocolate covered malt balls.
A family comes into the store. The daughter walks up to the malts, which are called f'reals, and says "I'm going to have one of these."
The dad responds with, "F'real? That's what you are going to get?"
The mom looks at her daughter and says, "Ugh, don't listen to him."
EDIT- Shout out to the spelling in the title.
A bit of a background, my mom is a nurse who works in day surgery and talks to patients before their sugery and often tells us about people's she met. Today the former CEO of Cadbury Canada came in and is from Malta. Cue my dad with "I wonder if his favourite chocolate is malt" many groans were had by all
