What to you call a stripper from Malta?

A Malteaser.

Boom, boom, tah!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deleted_By_FBI
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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At my brother's gf's house talking about their recent trip to Malta (they're maltese)

the mum: Yeah, it's not like melbourne there, where here you see chinese shops, indian shops, greek shops etc...there, it's all maltese

me: oh I dont know, I've found Malta to be very Malta-cultural

Noone took notice of it, but my brother looked back at me as if to say "you sly dog, you"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/souvlaki86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2014
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My dad got my mom today

A bit of a background, my mom is a nurse who works in day surgery and talks to patients before their sugery and often tells us about people's she met. Today the former CEO of Cadbury Canada came in and is from Malta. Cue my dad with "I wonder if his favourite chocolate is malt" many groans were had by all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReapingTurtle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2014
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