I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when itβs raining in Sweden
How the hell am I supposed to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What do you say when you cross the border between Sweden and Finland?
And across the Finnish line
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Why does Norway and Swedenβs navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So the can scandinavian
Canβt take credit for this one. A client of mine told me this.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What is the national dish of Sweden?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Whatβs the name of Swedenβs sixth king?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
While playing Mortal Kombat in Sweden, what does the announcer say at the end of a fight?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Why does Sweden have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
Itβs so when they enter the port, they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden?
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Why is real estate so big in Sweden right now?
Because they have a good stock of homes.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
The people from Stockholm in Sweden must really love it there
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︎ Feb 19 2020
I bought a car from Sweden once.
It was a real Saab story.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
Sweden is having a bad outbreak of the Krona virus.
I have no IKEA when it will be Finnished.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Denmark, Norway, and Sweden just implemented bar codes on all their military ships.
That way, whenever one of them comes into port, they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?
So they could Scandinavian.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
How do you get from Germany to Sweden?
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︎ Jan 08 2020
I want to move to Sweden.
Her: Why what's good about Sweden?
Me: I don't know, but there flag is a big plus.
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︎ Nov 24 2019
I made this joke on my old account but I got a new phone so ima say it again... What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden?
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︎ Feb 06 2020
I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks βI wonder if sheβs from Swedenβ another friend says βmaybe Norway?β My final friend asks βdo you thinks sheβs Finnish?β
I boastfully reply βI fucking hope not sheβs only been on five minutesβ
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︎ Dec 12 2019
During the Polish-Swedish war, Sweden conquered the city of Bydgoszcz and renamed it as Bromberg.
Bromberg later became part of the Kingdom of Prussia, changed hands a few more times (including a short period of Napoleonic rule), before it finally became Polish again after World War I. The Polish government reinstated the old name of the city, deciding to let Bydgoszcz be Bydgoszcz.
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︎ Sep 26 2019
Someone complimented me from Sweden. I said...
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︎ Mar 04 2019
I liked my trip to Sweden overall,
But all the cakes there were kaka.
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︎ Jul 20 2019
I got kidnapped and taken to Sweden,but it's a pretty nice place
I guess you could say I'm developing Stockholm syndrome.
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︎ Oct 27 2018
When Northern Europe was bartering for its land, all they wanted was a little something to Sweden the deal.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
BREAKING NEWS: Apple and Kia Motors have joined forces to produce a kit set electric car in sweden...
... they are calling it the iKia
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︎ Apr 14 2019
Whatβs so good about living in Sweden?
I donβt know, but the flags a big plus
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︎ Jun 05 2019
If you're pretending to be Swedish don't use the name "Splenda". They'll know you are an artificial Sweden-er
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︎ Oct 10 2017
I read an article today about a long distance race that starts in Sweden and ends in Finland...
The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.
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︎ May 12 2018
Located at farsta centrum - sweden
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︎ Sep 27 2018
All the boats in Denmark and Sweden are required by law to have a barcode on the side.
It's so they can scan-da-navy-in.
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︎ Sep 05 2018
TIL that Swedish Fish are actually shaped like Sweden, not fish.
Yeah, it turns out the fish part is a red herring.
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︎ Sep 20 2017
Whenever Sweden and Denmark play on a match, the score says SWE-DEN
and the remaining letters are "DEN" and "MARK"
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︎ Dec 28 2018
I just found out the difference between candy in the US and candy in Sweden
Candy here (US) is sweet, while candy over there is sweet-ish.
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︎ May 19 2017
Can you take a boat north from Sweden?
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︎ Aug 20 2017
When I was in Sweden I didn't want to leave
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︎ Jul 30 2016
Iβm going to jog from Sweden to Finland...
and cross the Finnish line.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Son: By law, you are actually required to turn on your headlights if if is raining in Sweden
Dad: Okay, but how the hell do I know if itβs raining in Sweden?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?
So they could Scandinavian.
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?
So they could Scandinavian.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden
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︎ Sep 01 2019
By law, you have to turn on your headlights if it is raining in Sweden.
How the hell am I supposed to know whether it is raining there?
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︎ Jul 01 2018
If you're pretending to be Swedish don't use the name "Splenda". They'll know you are an artificial Sweden-er.
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