The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemondigitech
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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You know, the CEO of IKEA was elected the prime minister of Sweden. Wanna know what he’s doing right know?

Assembling his cabinet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PickledJuice69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the country’s eastern border.

The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden

He is offering beer and pizza to anyone willing to come over and help him put his cabinet together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/santillinight
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden

How the hell am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifesdope057
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What is the national dish of Sweden?

Swedish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/equiinferno
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Why does Norway and Sweden’s navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So the can scandinavian

Can’t take credit for this one. A client of mine told me this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeutscheTaters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden?

an artificial Swedener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Confused_gay69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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What’s the name of Sweden’s sixth king?

Viking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BengarDGP
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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While playing Mortal Kombat in Sweden, what does the announcer say at the end of a fight?

Finnish Him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vanillathunda1989
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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The people from Stockholm in Sweden must really love it there

They never seem to leave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/threeheadedman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Why does Sweden have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

It’s so when they enter the port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why is real estate so big in Sweden right now?

Because they have a good stock of homes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I bought a car from Sweden once.

It was a real Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_UR_BENCHYS
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Sweden is having a bad outbreak of the Krona virus.

I have no IKEA when it will be Finnished.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IllegallySneezy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Denmark, Norway, and Sweden just implemented bar codes on all their military ships.

That way, whenever one of them comes into port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/movieguy2004
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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I want to move to Sweden.

Her: Why what's good about Sweden?

Me: I don't know, but there flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrikeyKillz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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How do you get from Germany to Sweden?

Just head to the Norse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vajrapani
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks β€œI wonder if she’s from Sweden” another friend says β€œmaybe Norway?” My final friend asks β€œdo you thinks she’s Finnish?”

I boastfully reply β€œI fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Suggs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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I made this joke on my old account but I got a new phone so ima say it again... What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden?

An artificial Swedener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/good_old_jrmint
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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During the Polish-Swedish war, Sweden conquered the city of Bydgoszcz and renamed it as Bromberg.

Bromberg later became part of the Kingdom of Prussia, changed hands a few more times (including a short period of Napoleonic rule), before it finally became Polish again after World War I. The Polish government reinstated the old name of the city, deciding to let Bydgoszcz be Bydgoszcz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jolindbe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Someone complimented me from Sweden. I said...

That’s Swede of you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vitmal
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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I liked my trip to Sweden overall,

But all the cakes there were kaka.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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I got kidnapped and taken to Sweden,but it's a pretty nice place

I guess you could say I'm developing Stockholm syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syndr1l
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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When Northern Europe was bartering for its land, all they wanted was a little something to Sweden the deal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/callenreese
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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BREAKING NEWS: Apple and Kia Motors have joined forces to produce a kit set electric car in sweden...

... they are calling it the iKia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NZOC
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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What’s so good about living in Sweden?

I don’t know, but the flags a big plus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mo_oseT
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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If you're pretending to be Swedish don't use the name "Splenda". They'll know you are an artificial Sweden-er
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pm_me_anything___
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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I read an article today about a long distance race that starts in Sweden and ends in Finland...

The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CallMeTuco
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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Located at farsta centrum - sweden
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ten3roberts
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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All the boats in Denmark and Sweden are required by law to have a barcode on the side.

It's so they can scan-da-navy-in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomd0g
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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TIL that Swedish Fish are actually shaped like Sweden, not fish.

Yeah, it turns out the fish part is a red herring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeonNytrox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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I just found out the difference between candy in the US and candy in Sweden

Candy here (US) is sweet, while candy over there is sweet-ish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ngabear
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2017
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The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden...

How long do you think it will take him to put his cabinet together?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chawjubs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What do you say when you cross the border between Sweden and Finland?

And across the Finnish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnBuachaillEire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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I’m going to jog from Sweden to Finland...

and cross the Finnish line.

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Son: By law, you are actually required to turn on your headlights if if is raining in Sweden

Dad: Okay, but how the hell do I know if it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twistyturtles
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden

Artificial Swedener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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By law, you have to turn on your headlights if it is raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I supposed to know whether it is raining there?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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If you're pretending to be Swedish don't use the name "Splenda". They'll know you are an artificial Sweden-er.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pm_me_anything___
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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