Who were the most tired people in the Cold War?

The sleeper agents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakesowdy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What was the best weapon during the Cold war?

A jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avius_Si-muntu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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History has shown that during the Cold War, the US warheads feared a Soviet nuclear strike

They really went bunkers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Projkt88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?

the scent of old spies gave him away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asianwaste
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Why was it called the Cold War

Cuz they were Stalin’ for time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LostInBilation
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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Why did the cold war last so long?

Because Russia kept stalin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wamminjammin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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The Cold War

ICBMs but I don't believe em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dustinthewind3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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The Cold War would have never been the Cold War if it weren't for the draft.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2016
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There was a civil war at the North Pole once, but the elves don't talk about it much...

It was a cold war. Also a short war, with little casualties.

It lasted six months. The truce came after the elves realized they'd wasted the whole day fighting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlliedSalad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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Why do we have Global Warming?

Because the Cold War has ended.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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I was asked if I could have any superpower in the world what would it be?

I answered Cold war russia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaku2201
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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How does a Russian cool themselves down on a hot day?

They have a Cold War

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not__Joe69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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The USA have Lemsip, while the Russians have night nurse

It’s the Cold War.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrNacho410
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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In March we had coughs, colds, Influenza A&B, and Covid-19.

I guess you could say the nations of the world were in a Cold War.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalmonXenu420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Jordan Peterson is a controversial figure but he did figure out something interesting.

So he’s mostly known as a psychologist, self help Guru and β€œphilosopher” but he also did some interesting work in Marine Biology.

One of the papers he worked on was on how the nuclear tests in the Bikini Atol effected Predator genetics.

The results learned that the nuclear tests during the cold war disrupted shark breeding so much that species were splitting apart.

They called it the Post Modern Neo Shark Schism.

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Got my roommate after he took out the bins

Our bins had been overflowing for weeks and neither of us wanted to take them out. One day I get home from work to find the bins emptied. My roommate says "I ended the bin Cold War"

And my reply was "Well I guess that makes you Garbagechev"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TahMan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2015
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Someone posted a joke on inauguration day and now I can't stop thinking of Trump puns, so I'll just dump them here.

He probably has quite the hair-care bill, but I'm sure he's willing toupee for it.
It seems that everyone on the internet is Russian to say good things about him.
After his inauguration speech, everyone gave him a big hand.
His favorite winter Olympic event is the LYUUUUGE!
The other half of his supporters can be described with ancient, mystical legends: the Deep Lore-ables.
Nobody will be able to use cheap cotton drapes or table cloths after his ban on muslins.
Since the start of the cold war, many U.S. presidents have pissed off the Russians. Trump is the first to be accused of pissing ON them.
I subscribed to his newsletter because I never turn down a free MAGA-zine subscription.
Melania got used to everyone crowded into Trump Tower during the campaign. Now that everyone's gone, she looks around and it's just a little Barron.
Joke that inspired me is here : https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/5p4ebt/on_donald_trumps_inaguration/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Hitchhiker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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Christmas Dad Joke

My Dad told this one a few months ago during a family dinner...

During the Cold War, an American ambassador and his wife were having dinner with a Russian ambassador and his wife. The meal was going well and everyone was having a good time until the American looked out the window and commented on the weather, "Looks like it is snowing outside." The Russian, named Rudolph, replied, "No, it's definitely raining." The debate went on for a few minutes and became quite heated until finally the American's wife spoke up and said, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maniacdrew
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2014
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