Why do news pundits care so much about who the people of Poland think will win the election?

I came up with this one today but I'm sure it's been done before. My wife said it's lame. What do you say?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuchSalad4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I was in a Strip club in Poland

The locals are the best. They didn’t have any. They need to Polish up their Pole dancers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/husselite
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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So Poland's dealing with a surge in the number of the novel coronavirus cases. Can we say that the Winged HusSARS arrived?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niggociable
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What did Hitler say to driver when invading Poland

Take the third Reich

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_am_weebaboo
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What race did Sean Connery hold in Poland?

The Indianapolish 500

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iwantmahandback
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Why the Poland glasses are so fragile?

Polished, yeah haha, funny very it is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4K_Jay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I own a microphone that was made in Poland.

I own a Czech one too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/froo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Are you from Poland?

Cause I’m trying to Gydnia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadonDemand
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Back when I was in a band I had a roadie that was from Poland

I also had a Czech one too, czech one too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stand_Defiant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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I visited a jewelry store in Poland last year

I was amazed how polished everything was

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsianGoldFarmer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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In world war 2, did war see Poland?

Yes- Warsaw, Poland

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wellbehavedbitch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Every time I’m in Poland I only get one drink

Apple Jews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BossageSausage02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Honda makes a special model just for Poland...

Honda Stivic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpedddd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Poland has a lot of strip clubs

I guess you could call it Pole-land

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mossypiglet1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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How do know if a car is from Poland or the Czech Republic?

You czech the polish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zik95zak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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What do you call a person that cuts men’s hair, who happened to be from Poland?

A barber Pole

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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They should build a Santa’s Workshop in North-Poland
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skankhunter41
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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What if Santa is really from northern Poland, and people just got confused when he said he was North Polish?

Tried this in /r/Showerthoughts but it didn't go over well...maybe too much of a pun?

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What do you call a European Slinky? Poland Spring...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckDuckYoYo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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The surface of the Earth has a curvature. The surface of Poland...

...has a kurwature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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I was on holiday in Poland...

...with a fellow Dad last weekend when we walked past what looked very much like a strip club. He was a little surprised to find such an establishment in the rather staid seaside resort we were staying in, so I explained that we were in a country with a long and respectable tradition of Pole dancing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PonyMamacrane
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2015
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Watched my pregnant wife walk over to the fridge and pull out a bottle of Poland Springs. As she was coming back sit down I said "Shouldn't you be holding that with both hands?"

"We wouldn't want your water to break."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikestorm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2016
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