I came up with this one today but I'm sure it's been done before. My wife said it's lame. What do you say?
The locals are the best. They didn’t have any. They need to Polish up their Pole dancers.
Take the third Reich
The Indianapolish 500
Polished, yeah haha, funny very it is.
I own a Czech one too.
I also had a Czech one too, czech one too
I was amazed how polished everything was
Yes- Warsaw, Poland
I guess you could call it Pole-land
You czech the polish.
A barber Pole
Tried this in /r/Showerthoughts but it didn't go over well...maybe too much of a pun?
...has a kurwature.
...with a fellow Dad last weekend when we walked past what looked very much like a strip club. He was a little surprised to find such an establishment in the rather staid seaside resort we were staying in, so I explained that we were in a country with a long and respectable tradition of Pole dancing.