So Poland's dealing with a surge in the number of the novel coronavirus cases. Can we say that the Winged HusSARS arrived?
πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Niggociable
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
🚨︎ report
I was in a Strip club in Poland

The locals are the best. They didn’t have any. They need to Polish up their Pole dancers.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/husselite
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
🚨︎ report
What race did Sean Connery hold in Poland?

The Indianapolish 500

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Iwantmahandback
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29
🚨︎ report
Why the Poland glasses are so fragile?

Polished, yeah haha, funny very it is.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/4K_Jay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26
🚨︎ report
What did Hitler say to driver when invading Poland

Take the third Reich

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/I_am_weebaboo
πŸ“…︎ May 24
🚨︎ report
I own a microphone that was made in Poland.

I own a Czech one too.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/froo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
🚨︎ report
Are you from Poland?

Cause I’m trying to Gydnia

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadonDemand
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
🚨︎ report
In world war 2, did war see Poland?

Yes- Warsaw, Poland

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/wellbehavedbitch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
🚨︎ report
I visited a jewelry store in Poland last year

I was amazed how polished everything was

πŸ‘︎ 21
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AsianGoldFarmer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
🚨︎ report
Every time I’m in Poland I only get one drink

Apple Jews

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BossageSausage02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
🚨︎ report
Back when I was in a band I had a roadie that was from Poland

I also had a Czech one too, czech one too

πŸ‘︎ 86
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Stand_Defiant
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
🚨︎ report
Honda makes a special model just for Poland...

Honda Stivic

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/warpedddd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
🚨︎ report
Poland has a lot of strip clubs

I guess you could call it Pole-land

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mossypiglet1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
🚨︎ report
How do know if a car is from Poland or the Czech Republic?

You czech the polish.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Zik95zak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
🚨︎ report
What do you call a person that cuts men’s hair, who happened to be from Poland?

A barber Pole

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
🚨︎ report
They should build a Santa’s Workshop in North-Poland
πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/skankhunter41
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
🚨︎ report
What do you call a European Slinky? Poland Spring...
πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DuckDuckYoYo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
🚨︎ report
What if Santa is really from northern Poland, and people just got confused when he said he was North Polish?

Tried this in /r/Showerthoughts but it didn't go over well...maybe too much of a pun?

πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2015
🚨︎ report
The surface of the Earth has a curvature. The surface of Poland...

...has a kurwature.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
🚨︎ report
I was on holiday in Poland...

...with a fellow Dad last weekend when we walked past what looked very much like a strip club. He was a little surprised to find such an establishment in the rather staid seaside resort we were staying in, so I explained that we were in a country with a long and respectable tradition of Pole dancing.

πŸ‘︎ 67
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PonyMamacrane
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2015
🚨︎ report
Watched my pregnant wife walk over to the fridge and pull out a bottle of Poland Springs. As she was coming back sit down I said "Shouldn't you be holding that with both hands?"

"We wouldn't want your water to break."

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mikestorm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2016
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.