for some context they made a germany pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lightning_Bolt88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Germany was neutral I swear
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timfreemints
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What used to be a nazi dictator ship other than germany?

The Bismarck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rigonicoxa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Spain 6 - 0 Germany

Germany have hit a new LΓΆw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTorpidTad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Did you hear about the electric car from Germany?

Its called a Voltswagon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFunJr2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Did you know in Germany the Tom Cruise movie β€˜The Firm’ is the sequel to Die Hard?

Die Firma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximumfunpriv
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I never knew that Peter Sellers was a tank driver for Germany during WW2.

Apparently, it was a pink panzer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wsupton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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My friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese . . .

It's the Wurst KΓ€se scenario

Credit: Twitter, Bruce Lawson (@brucel)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Althesia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Germany is now advising its citizens to stock up on cheese and sausages.

The Wurst KΓ€se scenario has arrived.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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In Germany, is it appropriate to refer to it as 21:00

Or nein?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?

They were denied axis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_nhir
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Did you guys know that, in Germany, the Tom Cruise 'The Firm' is actually just the Die Hard sequel?

Die Firma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximumfunpriv
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany?

They were Stalin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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My friend Gene changed his name after he moved to Germany.

Now he's E.U.Gene

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManWithTheFlan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What kind of lunches do they take to school in Germany?

Saxon lunches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/der_innkeeper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I’m not a big fan of the tea in Germany

Over there it’s β€œDer Tee”

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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How do you know if a product is made in Germany?

If it has the Guten Tag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shooked_bruv420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese.

It’s the Wurst KΓ€se scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Why did the Soviet Union not attack Germany right away?

They were Stalin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Germany Prepares for COVID-19
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dukofdeath
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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People in Germany were hoarding sausage and cheese due to the pandemic,

It was the wurst kΓ€se scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Partybomber3214
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Sad news today in Germany. The inventor of the lozenge has died.

They service will be held on Monday. They'll be no coffin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrightinglyPunny
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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So i made this during the 2014 world cup, and thank God Germany won
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πŸ‘€︎ u/illumi_nazi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Germany is now requiring people to stock up cheese and sausages due to COVID-19.

This is called the Wurst-KΓ€se Scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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In Germany this weekend they have been preparing for the crisis by stocking up on sausages and cheese.

It's the Wurst KΓ€se scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_made_of_jam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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What do you call panic-buying sausage and cheese in Germany?

The Wurst Kase scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Donosoley2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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A blind dude took a trip to Germany,

Call that shit not-see Germany

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FractureRyan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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How many countries border Germany?

Nein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zoomer_Boomer2003
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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It has been revealed that Germany has the lowest rate of Coronavirus in the world

It's because they wash their Hans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drezyb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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I found a "table tennis" shirt in germany
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonDrawer14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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What do you call a crocodile who fought against Germany in world war II?

An Ally-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gptz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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There used to be a game in Germany called nine.

It didn’t last long because no one ever agreed to play it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Murdock431
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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TIL Germany only has three digit phone numbers.

I asked a local girl for her number and she kept telling me it was 9 9 9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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How do you get from Germany to Sweden?

Just head to the Norse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vajrapani
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Don't you think Germany is annoying during WW2?

I mean, they are quite in-FΓΌhrer-ating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jagzon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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What is Germany’s new favorite letter?

Not Z...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hemphlev
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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It’s lonely between Germany and Spain

Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unknownamouse
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Germany has unveiled a new, healthy meal plan for all its citizens

They call it the Guten Free Diet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuskiHuski
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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In Germany there is this one convinience store where they have their own mouse mascot.

They call him Stuart Lidl.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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P.S: I have nothing against Germany
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyanCharizard
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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What’s the most common snake in Germany?

The Vindscreen Viper!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaddyGiroud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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What I’m doing is wrong on so gerMANY levels
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyrusDaSquid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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I got a dog from Germany and named it The Lord

The Lord is my shepherd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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How do you make holy water in Germany?

You boil the heil out of it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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My friend in Germany tells me...

...everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese.

It’s the Wurst KΓ€se scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RippedMuscleGod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese..

It’s the Wurst KΓ€se scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drewfussss
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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