for some context they made a germany pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lightning_Bolt88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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My friend in Germany says that there has been panic buying of sausages and cheese . . .

It's the Wurst KΓ€se scenario

Credit: Twitter, Bruce Lawson (@brucel)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Althesia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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I’m not a big fan of the tea in Germany

Over there it’s β€œDer Tee”

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04
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Why did it take Russia so long to invade Germany?

They were Stalin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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Why did the Soviet Union not attack Germany right away?

They were Stalin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01
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A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese.

It’s the Wurst KΓ€se scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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Sad news today in Germany. The inventor of the lozenge has died.

They service will be held on Monday. They'll be no coffin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrightinglyPunny
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09
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Germany Prepares for COVID-19
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dukofdeath
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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People in Germany were hoarding sausage and cheese due to the pandemic,

It was the wurst kΓ€se scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Partybomber3214
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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Germany is now requiring people to stock up cheese and sausages due to COVID-19.

This is called the Wurst-KΓ€se Scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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So i made this during the 2014 world cup, and thank God Germany won
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πŸ‘€︎ u/illumi_nazi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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How many countries border Germany?

Nein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zoomer_Boomer2003
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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A blind dude took a trip to Germany,

Call that shit not-see Germany

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FractureRyan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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In Germany this weekend they have been preparing for the crisis by stocking up on sausages and cheese.

It's the Wurst KΓ€se scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_made_of_jam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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What do you call panic-buying sausage and cheese in Germany?

The Wurst Kase scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Donosoley2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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What do you call a crocodile who fought against Germany in world war II?

An Ally-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gptz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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It has been revealed that Germany has the lowest rate of Coronavirus in the world

It's because they wash their Hans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drezyb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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I found a "table tennis" shirt in germany
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonDrawer14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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There used to be a game in Germany called nine.

It didn’t last long because no one ever agreed to play it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Murdock431
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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TIL Germany only has three digit phone numbers.

I asked a local girl for her number and she kept telling me it was 9 9 9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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Don't you think Germany is annoying during WW2?

I mean, they are quite in-FΓΌhrer-ating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jagzon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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How do you get from Germany to Sweden?

Just head to the Norse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vajrapani
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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It’s lonely between Germany and Spain

Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unknownamouse
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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What is Germany’s new favorite letter?

Not Z...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hemphlev
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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What do you call Pastors in Germany?

German Shepherds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Germany has unveiled a new, healthy meal plan for all its citizens

They call it the Guten Free Diet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuskiHuski
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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In Germany there is this one convinience store where they have their own mouse mascot.

They call him Stuart Lidl.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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I got a dog from Germany and named it The Lord

The Lord is my shepherd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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P.S: I have nothing against Germany
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyanCharizard
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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What’s the most common snake in Germany?

The Vindscreen Viper!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaddyGiroud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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How do you make holy water in Germany?

You boil the heil out of it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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What I’m doing is wrong on so gerMANY levels
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyrusDaSquid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Came back from a holiday in Germany, and customs confiscated my luggage full of spiced fruit and nut loaves.

Apparently it was all Stollen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairyfacedhooman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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There is this pretty big country next to Germany and Switzerland nobody really wants to talk about...

It was Austria-sized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fing3roperation
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Stopped by to get gas after my trip to Germany, and when the pump asked if I wanted a receipt

The nine button wasn’t working.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BALLOONCHEF1997
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Why didn’t Russia invade Germany?

Because they were Stalin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatohead657
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Never buy sausage from Germany...

It's the absolute Wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuckyC4t
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Soccer joke from my 10y: what’s the difference between Germany and a tea bag?

A tea bag spends more time in the cup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gbarwis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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A few Americans got sick after they couldn’t hold their liquor in Germany...

One in the group could be heard saying β€œman, Oktoberfest really brought out the wurst in us!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmatin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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I found this Sun Studio in my Hometown in Germany.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackThursday29
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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He got food poisoning on the first day of his Germany trip...

...he was having the wurst week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halfburntcookie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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The result of Germany vs South Korea in World Cup
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Future_Banner
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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My wife and I decided to adopt a kid from Germany but all he would talk about is sausages...

What a brat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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What is Germany's best joke-maker machine?

The Punzer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NaziJewish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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Which Prussian car united Germany into one country?

Auto Bahn Bismarck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PondanNaya
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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I only buy bread from Germany.

Every morning it greets me with a nice gluten tag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickDeR
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Why are there so few bears in Germany?

Because they are all bΓ€ren.

I’m sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aubaine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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TIL During WW2, The Allies targeted the ball bearing factory in Germany where the Nazis made all of the bearings for the war.

They were trying to get the Nazi war machine to grind to a halt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgpbabs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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My luggage got searched while I was trying to smuggle a load of sausages out of Germany...

It was the wurst case scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orlen86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Why did Russia agree to a peace treaty with Germany right before ww2?

Their leader was Stalin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enderman5059
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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Me, to my wife: Do you want to have dinner with one of the Imperial rulers of Germany?

Her: I’m not going to Burger King again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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A coworker recently got back from a trip to Germany...

He came in Monday with a cough and runny nose. Then I didn’t see him until the following week.

When he came back I said, β€œWow, I was really getting worried when I didn’t see you the rest of the week.”

β€œWhy’s that?” He said.

β€œWell you seemed really sick...” I started, β€œand you DID go to Germany after all.”

He had a puzzled look on his face.

β€œYou haven’t heard about getting sick in Germany?” I asked.

β€œNo” he replied.

β€œWell everyone knows... it’s the wurst.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uscmacleod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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How does Einstein order a beer in Germany?

Ein Stein bitte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolez-nunez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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When I went to Germany, No matter what I ordered, it was always some type of sausage

But hey , it could have been wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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What is a person who has a virus in Germany?

A germ-man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMonkeyGru
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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In Germany, discussing breakfast is as simple as seeing it... ei to ei.

(Punchline: ei = German for egg, and we know how commonplace eggs are at breakfast.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RabidLeroy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2015
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What is the name of the art movement popularized in 1920's Germany by dogs who sought to unite art and industrial design alongside artists such as Kandinsky and Paul Klee?

Bow-wows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/technicolordick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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Why do stoners love Germany?

Because even saying thank you is dank

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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Germany has never won a gold medal at a track event

Which is funny because they’re known for trying to finish a race.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LelPopYT
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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My dad got me while listing the legislative buildings of several countries. He said, β€œThe US has Capitol Hill, Germany has the Reichstag Building, the UK has the Palace of Westminster...

...and Australia has the Outback Statehouse.”

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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Germany was so Klose, now they Gotze it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzafapper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2014
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Man chokes on hotdog and dies in Germany

His obituary said it was the wurst way to die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kota78
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2018
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So, prisons in Germany . . .

. . . . . . do they have a count of Hamburglars served?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psamahibiki
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2014
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SO says: we’ve been to a lot of cool places - Uganda, Germany...

I say: yeah, I’ve gone to Germany, have Uganda Germany?

She sighed, then walked over and said β€œok, here’s the high five you think you deserve.” She’s a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smedes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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Walter White started cooking for Germany, but the quality of his product took a nosedive.

Now he's known as Scheissenberg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenoraiser
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2016
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Bilingual pun: If you study in the US, then work in Germany, you can pay back your loan with your Lohn.

Lohn is German for wages.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TenNinetythree
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2015
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Why is the tea in Germany so gross?

Because it’s der Tee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotanychange
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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How do you get around efficiently in Nazi Germany?

You heil a cab.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2017
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Just a phonetic pun map of Germany (aka "Toyed Shoe Lunt") for english speakers...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unaufhaltable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2013
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Dieting in Germany is easy...

Just look for gluten tags.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k-smackerel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2015
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This sentence has more points than Germany.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaesarS-a-lad
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2015
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How many wars has Germany lost?

Nein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGarbageStore
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2016
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They should rename the border between Denmark and Germany.

The DAN-GERzone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/truddilutten
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2014
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Dad's facebook status after Germany slaughtered Brazil today

I'm seeing a lot of lame cheap WWII jokes because of this soccer match. My heart goes out to the people of Brazil. The photos of crying Brazilians in the stands are moving. They clearly did Nazi it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JESUSSREALDAD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2014
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During Germany vs. Ghana game when Ghana was up 2-1 late in the game.

"I guess they Ghana win now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pietya
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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What do they call a bra in Germany?

A...Holdsemfromfloppen. BOOM.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2013
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What with Germany currently winning the world cup

"I guess Germany is scoring brazilians of goals"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XerxesDGreat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2014
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Watching the Brazil vs. Germany semi-final...

Dad: Brazil looks like they're playing without a backbone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/highlander24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2014
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Was talking to a friend when she told me about an experience she had in Germany.

Whenever her boyfriend would go to buy something at a convenience store, the clerk would ask if he wanted a receipt. He would always say "Nein." My friend would respond with, "Nine? That's a lotttt of receipts. Don't you think that's a little excessive?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THUNDERRGIRTH
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2014
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My friend in Germany tells me...

...everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese.

It’s the Wurst KΓ€se scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RippedMuscleGod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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A friend in Germany tells me everyone’s panic buying sausages and cheese..

It’s the Wurst KΓ€se scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drewfussss
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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The sausages in Germany are the wurst
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OAlanAsexualO
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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A few Americans got sick after they couldn’t hold their liquor in Germany...

One in the group could be heard saying β€œman, Oktoberfest really brat out the wurst in us!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmatin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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