Are German puns allowed??
A German boy pushes his brother off a cliff.
I'm gonna start a German themed donut shop.
Any investors interested in backing Gluten Morgen?
Pretty proud of that one.
What did the German bread say at breakfast?
What did the German soldier say to the French soldier at the end of WWI?
What do two German bakers say when the see each other?
What is the name of the funky German Bakery?
How do German bakers say “good bye”?
Just deleted all the German contacts off my phone.
What do you call German children you don’t want your kids to hang out with?
I often worry about German sausages
Basically I fear the wurst.
Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)
How do German breads greet eachother?
Had a German sausage for the first time today,
While the rest of the world were stocking up on toiletpaper, the germans were stocking up on sausages and cheese
They were preparing for a wurst käse scenario
Why did the German go to so many aromatherapy venues?
Why did the German baker close down?
Because all his goods were Stollen.
How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?
Oh man, German sausages...
Why did I stop eating German sausages?
Some bastard has taken my festive German fruit bread
How do German bread makers greet each other at the beginning of the day?
They say "Gluten Morgen!"
What's the German WW2 pilot's favourite dessert?
A German tourist jumped off to the freezing water to save my precious dog who was drowning.
After he climbed out he said, "Here is ze dog, dry him off and he vill be fine."
I said, "Are you a vet?"
To which he replied, annoyed; "Vet? I'm fucking zoaking."
My German cake has gone missing
There is a German shepherd next door that keeps burying bones in my yard, and taking poops on my flower bed.
A German guy walks into a bar and asks for a Martini. The barman asks "dry"?
The guy says "no, just the one"
I tried making an old family recipe of german sausage boiled in vodka.
It was the Absolut wurst.
My wife keeps yelling at me for only eating German sausages
I mean, what is the wurst that can happen?
How do two German cowboy car enthusiasts greet each other?
What do you call a German racing movie?
How do you say hello to a gluten-free German?
A German Family consisting of a Mom, Dad, 8-year-old son, and 6-year-old daughter walk into a bar.
The Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."
My German friend Hans got so drunk on American light beer we had to carry him to the truck to go home...
When you're at the urinals, it doesn't matter of you're French, German, Spanish or Swedish
What did the German man say when asked if he could count past 8?
Have you ever tried german sausage?
I really hate German sausage.
Why do you get German people's attention when sneezing?
Due to COVID-19, the German government is advising that people stock up on sausages and cheese.
They are preparing for a wurst käse scenario.
Have you heard of the Christmas game that Germans play?
How do German breads greet each other?
They say - Gluten Morgen!
What do German snakes say?
What did the german bread say to the other german bread?