Are German puns allowed??
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πŸ‘€︎ u/neur0nic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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German pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shipless_Captain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ffngg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2015
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A German boy pushes his brother off a cliff.

β€œLook mom, no Hans!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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I'm gonna start a German themed donut shop.

Any investors interested in backing Gluten Morgen?

Pretty proud of that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samjtrost
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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What did the German bread say at breakfast?

Gluten morgen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karl_oskar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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What did the German soldier say to the French soldier at the end of WWI?

Verdun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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What do two German bakers say when the see each other?

Gluten tag!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tar0nek0
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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What is the name of the funky German Bakery?

Roggen Roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Creditcard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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How do German bakers say β€œgood bye”?

Gluten tag!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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Just deleted all the German contacts off my phone.

...it’s now Hans free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sminky99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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What do you call German children you don’t want your kids to hang out with?

The wrong kraut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chabmitdefarb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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I often worry about German sausages

Basically I fear the wurst.

Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kimenon001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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How do German breads greet eachother?

They say Gluten Morgen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Had a German sausage for the first time today,

It was the wurst.

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While the rest of the world were stocking up on toiletpaper, the germans were stocking up on sausages and cheese

They were preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nword55
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why did the German go to so many aromatherapy venues?

He likes a lot of spas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frederik_engberg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Why did the German baker close down?

Because all his goods were Stollen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonovanBanks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?

Audi, partner 🀠

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EL17Eness
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Oh man, German sausages...

They're the Wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bennymc123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why did I stop eating German sausages?

They are are the wΓΌrst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaybeNotYourDad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Some bastard has taken my festive German fruit bread

I think it was stollen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgtjenno
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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How do German bread makers greet each other at the beginning of the day?

They say "Gluten Morgen!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What's the German WW2 pilot's favourite dessert?

Luftwaffle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turaell
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A German tourist jumped off to the freezing water to save my precious dog who was drowning.

After he climbed out he said, "Here is ze dog, dry him off and he vill be fine." I said, "Are you a vet?" To which he replied, annoyed; "Vet? I'm fucking zoaking."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/im_not_geih
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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My German cake has gone missing

It was Stollen!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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There is a German shepherd next door that keeps burying bones in my yard, and taking poops on my flower bed.

His dog is not as bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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A German guy walks into a bar and asks for a Martini. The barman asks "dry"?

The guy says "no, just the one"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I tried making an old family recipe of german sausage boiled in vodka.

It was the Absolut wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImDyxlesic-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My wife keeps yelling at me for only eating German sausages

I mean, what is the wurst that can happen?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/regifsasse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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How do two German cowboy car enthusiasts greet each other?

Audi, partner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What do you call a German racing movie?

Fast and Fuhrer-ious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/True_DragonLord
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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How do you say hello to a gluten-free German?

tag!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0827Jake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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A German Family consisting of a Mom, Dad, 8-year-old son, and 6-year-old daughter walk into a bar.

The Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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My German friend Hans got so drunk on American light beer we had to carry him to the truck to go home...

We had to hold Hans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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When you're at the urinals, it doesn't matter of you're French, German, Spanish or Swedish

European

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What did the German man say when asked if he could count past 8?

Nein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sangimil
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Have you ever tried german sausage?

They're the wurst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_BA1LEY_I
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I really hate German sausage.

It’s the wurst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Why do you get German people's attention when sneezing?

ACH...

...TUNG!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pasha_07
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Due to COVID-19, the German government is advising that people stock up on sausages and cheese.

They are preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerFluff27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Have you heard of the Christmas game that Germans play?

Eleven on the shelf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evilmd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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How do German breads greet each other?

They say - Gluten Morgen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do German snakes say?

ßßßßßßßßß

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikehiler2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What did the german bread say to the other german bread?

Gluten Tag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danylok178
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