The Czech republic is introducing a train ticketing system so you can pay with bitcoin...

...it uses blocktrain Czechnology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FunMathematician1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Repluse
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I was Ghana make a pun about countries but let me Czech if I can. I hope you Dubai sometime
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PenPenner
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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The czech government month and a half ago...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/This-Is-De-Wae
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Vibe Czech
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowsGirl9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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What kind of music do people in the Czech Republic listen to?

Prague rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamTMartian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Your Vibe Czech failed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/K0kichiOuma
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band. And I have a Czech one too. Czech one too.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATX_Stig
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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I have a polish friend who is a sound engineer. and a Czech one too, Czech one too, Czech one too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBreadSkeleton
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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What do chess players from the Czech Republic call their friends?

Czech-mates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mon0_95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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How do you call a friend who has an Australian and a Czech parent?

A Czech mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBassMeister
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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What does a guy from the Czech Republic do after he's told a joke about Israeli currency?

He Czechels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/altoConcerto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Czech
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juvero07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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If a mother is expecting a child that was conceived in the capital of the Czech Republic...

would she be Prague-nant?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/graafslaaf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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My friend knows me so well. He’s bought several crates of Czech lager and has invited me over...

That definitely apPils to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KubaKomorebi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Why are people from the Czech Republic bad at chess?

Because they are czech-made

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inFamouZ007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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My friend told me she wanted to go to Czech Republic

I replied β€œReally? What do you wanna Czech out?”

Note: My friend, who’s not a dad but could be, did this. I’m sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poch391
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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I drove my Czech friend to dinner. I picked up the Czech...

And he picked up the check!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DQRN
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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The Czech Republic makes the most useful machines.

They're very Praguematic over there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrabClawAngry
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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Czech Republic pun required!

I'm doing a hitch hiking face across Europe this winter. There are 60 teams and a prize for the best team name. The race finishes in Prague and I can't think of a name! Anyone got any ideas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsStupendousMan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2016
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Have you heard about the Czech inventor of the trampoline?

He was the first Czech to bounce

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superdunez
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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How do know if a car is from Poland or the Czech Republic?

You czech the polish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zik95zak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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A Reddit user bans all Czechs from his party

Username checks out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extremefriction
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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Redditor responds to a translation of a Czech video reddit.com/r/sports/comme…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/archerinwood
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2017
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A few years ago, I went to a Rush concert over in the Czech Republic

Best Prague rock show I've ever seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danmo_96
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2016
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(after a giant plate of Haluski (a Czech cabbage dish)) girlfriend- "my rule tonight, you CANNOT fart in my car..."

Me- I guess you'll just have to drop me off at the gas station then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RNrhinorrhea
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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Czech Book

I used to carry my money in a English to Czech dictionary. When people would ask for money I would say "Sure. Let me grab my Czech Book."

I carried that book around for 3 months before I got to use that pun. Worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theredelbow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2014
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The security checks at Prague airport are done by security Czechs.

BTW I originally posted this on shower thoughts but thought you guys might like it too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HailingThief
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2016
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I told my friend's dad that my new girlfriend can speak czech.

He replied. "Can she speak debit card too?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yenaro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2016
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Why did the Czech Republican's neighbor never join him for his early-morning run?

He was slo-wakian'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doctor_shemp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2014
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My Dad is half Czech

My mom and dad are getting ready to go to church this morning and my mom said : "I need a check for the offering!" My dad turned around and said: "I AM Czech!" I think I could HEAR the eye roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skalioli
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2015
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checking out the Czech

My BF clearly wants to be a dad. In Prage last week:

Me (to the waitress): Could we have the check please? BF: She already is a czech

Waitress look odd at us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiktatorSilje
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2014
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I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band. And I have a Czech one too. Czech one too.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATX_Stig
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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