The best scales are made in the Czech Republic

They employ a system of Czechs and balances.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 13
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TomBerringer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 14 2021
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Why did the Czech Republic shorten their name to Czechia?

The shorter name seemed more Praguematic.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 8
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/phonemonkey669
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 13 2021
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Did you heard about that band that came out of the Czech Republic?

I believe they are Prague rock.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Crimsonate-F3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 11 2021
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What is the Czech Republic's favorite kind of music

Prague rock

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 11
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Electric_Trex
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 15 2021
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What brand of shoe is a Czech's favorite?

Nike. โœ…

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 8
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bishop825
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 11 2021
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
I was Ghana make a pun about countries but let me Czech if I can. I hope you Dubai sometime
๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 7
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PenPenner
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Repluse
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 31 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Vibe Czech
๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 38
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ShadowsGirl9
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 03 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
The czech government month and a half ago...
๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 10
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/This-Is-De-Wae
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 17 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Your Vibe Czech failed.
๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 7
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/K0kichiOuma
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 01 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
I have a polish friend who is a sound engineer. and a Czech one too, Czech one too, Czech one too
๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 327
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheBreadSkeleton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 07 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What do chess players from the Czech Republic call their friends?

Czech-mates

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 14
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mon0_95
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What does a guy from the Czech Republic do after he's told a joke about Israeli currency?

He Czechels

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 7
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/altoConcerto
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Czech
๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 17
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Juvero07
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14 2018
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
If a mother is expecting a child that was conceived in the capital of the Czech Republic...

would she be Prague-nant?

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 4
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/graafslaaf
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 02 2018
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Why are people from the Czech Republic bad at chess?

Because they are czech-made

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/inFamouZ007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 19 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
My friend knows me so well. Heโ€™s bought several crates of Czech lager and has invited me over...

That definitely apPils to me

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KubaKomorebi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 22 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Czech Republic pun required!

I'm doing a hitch hiking face across Europe this winter. There are 60 teams and a prize for the best team name. The race finishes in Prague and I can't think of a name! Anyone got any ideas?

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ItsStupendousMan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 29 2016
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
My friend told me she wanted to go to Czech Republic

I replied โ€œReally? What do you wanna Czech out?โ€

Note: My friend, whoโ€™s not a dad but could be, did this. Iโ€™m sorry.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Poch391
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 18 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
The Czech Republic makes the most useful machines.

They're very Praguematic over there

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CrabClawAngry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 26 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
I drove my Czech friend to dinner. I picked up the Czech...

And he picked up the check!

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DQRN
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 09 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Have you heard about the Czech inventor of the trampoline?

He was the first Czech to bounce

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 19
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Superdunez
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 19 2018
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
How do know if a car is from Poland or the Czech Republic?

You czech the polish.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Zik95zak
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 25 2018
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
A Reddit user bans all Czechs from his party

Username checks out

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/extremefriction
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 09 2018
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
TIL that the band RUSH has a huge following in the Czech Republic.

Turns out they really love their Prague Rock.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/troylajambe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 31 2018
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Redditor responds to a translation of a Czech video reddit.com/r/sports/commeโ€ฆ
๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/archerinwood
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 19 2017
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
A few years ago, I went to a Rush concert over in the Czech Republic

Best Prague rock show I've ever seen.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 19
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/danmo_96
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 04 2016
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Czech Book

I used to carry my money in a English to Czech dictionary. When people would ask for money I would say "Sure. Let me grab my Czech Book."

I carried that book around for 3 months before I got to use that pun. Worth it.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 19
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/theredelbow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 30 2014
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
(after a giant plate of Haluski (a Czech cabbage dish)) girlfriend- "my rule tonight, you CANNOT fart in my car..."

Me- I guess you'll just have to drop me off at the gas station then.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RNrhinorrhea
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 11 2017
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
The security checks at Prague airport are done by security Czechs.

BTW I originally posted this on shower thoughts but thought you guys might like it too

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 9
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HailingThief
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 02 2016
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
I told my friend's dad that my new girlfriend can speak czech.

He replied. "Can she speak debit card too?"

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Yenaro
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06 2016
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Why did the Czech Republican's neighbor never join him for his early-morning run?

He was slo-wakian'.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 9
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/doctor_shemp
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 27 2014
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
My Dad is half Czech

My mom and dad are getting ready to go to church this morning and my mom said : "I need a check for the offering!" My dad turned around and said: "I AM Czech!" I think I could HEAR the eye roll.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/skalioli
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 15 2015
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
checking out the Czech

My BF clearly wants to be a dad. In Prage last week:

Me (to the waitress): Could we have the check please? BF: She already is a czech

Waitress look odd at us

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DiktatorSilje
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 20 2014
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What kind of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague rock.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/xQuizate87
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 15 2021
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What kind of music do they listen to in the czech republic?

Czechno!

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Kassetta
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07 2021
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band. And I have a Czech one too. Czech one too.
๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 9
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ATX_Stig
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 12 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What kind of music do people in the Czech Republic listen to?

Prague rock.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SamTMartian
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 11 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band. And I have a Czech one too. Czech one too.
๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ATX_Stig
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 12 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
How do you call a friend who has an Australian and a Czech parent?

A Czech mate

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheBassMeister
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 28 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.