Dating in Greece
What did Sophocles call his dating service in Ancient Greece?
Oedipal Arrangements.
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In Ancient Greece, people who had beliefs contrary to the worship of Poseidon were executed for Heresea
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︎ Nov 16 2020
These puns are special type of cheesy, Feta cheesy, that's why they are Greece-y.
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There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
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︎ Jul 07 2020
What do cows in Greece sound like?
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︎ Aug 09 2020
Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.
Me: I couldnβt Bolivia!
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︎ Jun 27 2020
IF RUSSIA INVADED TURKEY FROM THE REAR...WOULD GREECE HELP
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︎ Apr 21 2020
Greasy greece
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︎ Aug 05 2019
Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?
Because Dawn is tough on greece.
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︎ Jan 21 2020
How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?
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︎ Dec 30 2019
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ Oct 11 2019
Brother: My friend is in Greece studying abroad
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?
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︎ Aug 01 2019
I was in Greece at a restaurant and my dad walked up to me with the menu....
....he asked me if I could read it because it was all Greek to him. He was so proud of his joke I didn't have the heart to tell him I hated him for leaving me when I was 3.
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︎ Aug 12 2019
A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece
Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.
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︎ Jan 02 2019
I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.
But all they serve is bar food.
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︎ Jul 24 2018
The main reason fires in Greece are burning out of control
I mean, I learned this as a kidβyou should NEVER throw water on a Greece fire
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︎ Jul 26 2018
What is the capital of Greece?
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︎ May 01 2018
A man from Greece and a man from Rome are in a boat.
The man from Greece says, βRo-man!β
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︎ Dec 12 2018
Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...
I think they're being over-drachmatic.
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︎ Jul 12 2015
Hey dad [my wife] and I are going to Greece this fall!
Dad: Uh oh be careful.
Me: ...why?
Dad: I heard they have really GREECE-Y (greasy) food there. cue shit-eating grin
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︎ May 31 2017
Just my dad when we were on a holiday in Greece...
We had finished eating, and the waiter, who wasn't very good at english, asks: "Are you finish?"
Dad: "No, we're danish" ;_;
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︎ Sep 23 2015
I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece
He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.
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︎ Oct 02 2014
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ Oct 05 2019
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
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︎ Feb 19 2019
If you're Hungary for Turkey with Greece, then European.
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︎ Jun 25 2019
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ Jun 19 2019
If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?
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︎ Apr 29 2019
What's the capital of Greece?
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︎ May 01 2018
Did you know the first French fries werenβt actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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Help from Greece
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind would Greece help?
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