What do cows in Greece sound like?

They say Β΅

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickD716
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09
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There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.

Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hollowbody57
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07
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These puns are special type of cheesy, Feta cheesy, that's why they are Greece-y.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamexceptional
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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Son: I was really Hungary and I ate the whole Turkey. There is only Greece left.

Me: I couldn’t Bolivia!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MogolianShrimp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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IF RUSSIA INVADED TURKEY FROM THE REAR...WOULD GREECE HELP
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sK197666
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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Why do people in Greece not wake up until noon?

Because Dawn is tough on greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoesNutSakic15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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How did citizens of Ancient Greece measure land for crops?

By Demeter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotHavoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Greasy greece
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kenradmeister
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Brother: My friend is in Greece studying abroad

My Dad: What's her name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shromboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Who is the most famous actor in Greece ?

John Travolta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagoor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I was in Greece at a restaurant and my dad walked up to me with the menu....

....he asked me if I could read it because it was all Greek to him. He was so proud of his joke I didn't have the heart to tell him I hated him for leaving me when I was 3.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomasBerdshit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Did you know? Plates were invented in ancient Greece...

By this guy named Plato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OiTheRolk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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If you're Hungary for Turkey with Greece, then European.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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If Russia attacked Turkey from behind do you think Greece would help?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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A company from Israel took over the Greek national cheese factory in Greece

Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manicmoose13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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I've been dying to go to Greece on vacation.

But all they serve is bar food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TippTop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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This is what happens when you put water on a Greece fire euractiv.com/section/clim…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonninnoM
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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A man from Greece and a man from Rome are in a boat.

The man from Greece says, β€œRo-man!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4pidR
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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The main reason fires in Greece are burning out of control

I mean, I learned this as a kidβ€”you should NEVER throw water on a Greece fire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crestonebeard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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What is the capital of Greece?

G

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GurrGurrMeister
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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What's the capital of Greece?

G

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomascamus
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/420-Neal-It
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2018
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Some people say Greece should stop using the euro as currency...

I think they're being over-drachmatic.

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Hey dad [my wife] and I are going to Greece this fall!

Dad: Uh oh be careful.

Me: ...why?

Dad: I heard they have really GREECE-Y (greasy) food there. cue shit-eating grin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thehofhammer
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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Xerxes' campaign against Greece
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πŸ‘€︎ u/godblessit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2014
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Just my dad when we were on a holiday in Greece...

We had finished eating, and the waiter, who wasn't very good at english, asks: "Are you finish?"

Dad: "No, we're danish" ;_;

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-maizeee-ing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2015
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I was at a thrift store and the guy ahead of me was purchasing an antique urn made in Greece

He asked the cashier if she knew how much a Greek urns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elemexe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moliz1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Help from Greece

If Russia attacked Turkey from behind would Greece help?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenHarpoon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2013
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