Did you hear Dave Grohl opened a to-go Greek restaurant?

It’s called There Goes My Gyro

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Imnotarobot12764
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What do you call a Greek Christian who marries into a Jewish family?

Unorthodox

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vanillathunda1989
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What did the greek cheese say after being rid of its mold?

Ah, now that's feta!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/biernini
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2021
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Dad says, "I can speak every language except Greek!"

Child asks him a question in French. Dad replies, "Hmmm. That sounds Greek to me."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/roonerspize
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16 2021
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What do you call the Greek God of regret ?

Apollogies.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2021
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Have you heard about Chiron of Greek mythology?

With his medical skills, he's known as the first centaur for disease control!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RiderMaha
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11 2021
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What do you do if a Greek vase breaks?

Get Ellatha one!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
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why don't Greeks like getting up in the morning?

Well, probably because dawn is tough on Greece

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/leadonNC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29 2021
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Who is the greek god of skating?

Radicles.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MooseManners
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Who was the sexiest woman in Greek mythology?

Medusa.... One look from her, made guys rock hard.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
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Did you know that ancient Greeks would shave their heads before the Olympics to run faster?

Modern historians call it balderdash.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2021
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What do you call a greek plumber with no ears?

It doesn't matter he won't hear you

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Particular_Edge2308
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21 2020
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What do you call the Greek God of Bad Spelling?

Typos!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PiRRoundNotSquare
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05 2021
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Can you imagine running into a Greek Gorgon?

I'd be petrified

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2021
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I don't always joke about stillborn Greek gods...

...but when I do, it's all about dead Pan delivery.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alterom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2020
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How to politely tell your Greek friend Robert to be quite.

Sush-Ka-bob.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KiddSwill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29 2021
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After copying the Greeks and Etruscans of course
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2020
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Lily's fatal Greek mythology school play.

Lily liked Greek mythology a lot. Her favorite character was the titaness Rhea. She loved the story about her outsmarting Cronus with a stone in order to get her children back. She loved it so much in fact, that for the sake or realism, she decided to eat some rocks too for the upcoming school play she took part in! But, very soon after going onto the stage, poor Lily started convulsing on the floor. It was a poor decision to eat the stones. She knew that. But at least, she could die a Rhea.

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I am so, so sorry. Please forgive me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BrotherTausil
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2021
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How do you make a copy of the fabled one eyed Greek creature?

A Cyclone

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2020
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A Greek cooked a wrap up in the air.

He used a gyro-copter.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08 2020
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How do Greeks view their food?

Through a Gyroscope.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ubertrashcat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2020
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A long time ago, I translated pre Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2020
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In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine

That made him the centaur for disease control

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billyboogie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27 2020
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There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.

Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hollowbody57
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07 2020
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What dose a Greek ghost eat for dessert?

Boogatsa

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gregblackey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2020
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An ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants.

β€˜β€™Euripides’’ says the tailor. β€˜β€™Yeah, Eumenides?’’ replies the man.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lastatlongbourne
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2020
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Which ancient Greek Philosopher had a foot fetish?

Play-toe.

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...or was it Sock-rates?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2020
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What does a Greek machine need to work?

Greece

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wolf6513
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07 2020
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The Greeks make the best cheese

You feta believe it!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/charons-voyage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2020
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Never eat expired Greek food.

You’ll falafel.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StochasticTinkr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23 2020
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I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles

Elbow

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KCCOmputer_Mikey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03 2020
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What did one Greek poet say to the other when he stepped on his toga?

Euripides!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Inchmahome
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25 2020
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What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?

Pita Parker

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barcosbarcos
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24 2020
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What does a Greek God say when they answer the phone?

Whodisious?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tinderbax
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14 2020
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What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?

Troglodite.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/this_time_i_mean_it
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30 2020
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What do you call a Greek philosopher who loves rice?

Arisotto

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/matt_read
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2020
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My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.

Frankly, I think he's a lyre.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09 2019
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What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?

Apollo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Unleashtheducks
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2020
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What happens when Greeks come back from war?

They get a gyro’s welcome.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AngusCucumber
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27 2020
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Greek food

Did you know that, traditionally, when you serve people Greek food, you're not supposed to warn them about it?

You need to present them with a feta-compli.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Arshwana
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2020
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Greek is the most spoken language in the world

I was proud of myself for this one:

Son: "Dad, what is Greece?"

Me: "A country in the Mediterranean. They speak Greek there, it's the most spoken language in the world"

Wife: "what? No it's not, that's Chinese"

Me: "Yeah, that's Greek to me"

<Groans>

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mteigers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22 2019
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What do you call the Greek God of regret?

Apollogies.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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A few years ago, I had a job translating pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2020
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I passed all my courses except for Greek mythology.

That has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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An Ancient Greek walks into his tailor’s shop with a pair of torn pants

β€œEuripides?” says the tailor. β€œYeah, Eumenides?” replies the man.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12 2019
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A long time ago, I translated pre-classical Greek literature into Braille.

It feels like ancient history.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01 2020
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In Greek mythology, Chiron was half man, half horse. He had knowledge and wisdom in medicine.

You could say he was the centaur for disease control

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jxwtf585
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2020
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