Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
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Why did the students at the Greek school of sky-diving complain?
Their instructor was Con Descending.
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︎ Jun 11 2021
What did the greek cheese say after being rid of its mold?
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Towards the end of WW2 the Americans decided to try out an advanced, decisive strategy for war ..
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︎ Jun 26 2021
The potatoes suffered heavy casualties in the first battle of the vegetable wars
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︎ Jul 01 2021
What do you call the Greek God of regret ?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
I'm pretty good at history but I recently read about a Nazi war criminal who I'd never heard of before.
His name didn't ring any Gรถ- bells.
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︎ Jun 24 2021
Have you heard about Chiron of Greek mythology?
With his medical skills, he's known as the first centaur for disease control!
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What's a star wars character's favorite type of car?
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︎ Jun 13 2021
Who is the greek god of skating?
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Before I went to the Star Wars cosplay, I thought everyone was one-dimensional. Then I met a pair of gorgeous woman dressed as astromech droids.
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︎ Jun 25 2021
My dad is a Star Wars fan so I decided to draw him a picture of Grogu for Fatherโs Day.
He took one look at it, shook his head and said...
โYoda, bestโ
Happy Fatherโs Day!
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︎ Jun 20 2021
Disney just announced a Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean crossover
I'm looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.
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︎ May 10 2021
What happens when Greeks come back from war?
They get a gyroโs welcome.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
What do you call the Greek God of Bad Spelling?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
After copying the Greeks and Etruscans of course
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︎ Dec 16 2020
How do you make a copy of the fabled one eyed Greek creature?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
In honor of Star Wars Day (May The Fourth), hereโs a themed dad joke!
Did you know the temperature of a Bacta tank is lukewarm?
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︎ May 04 2021
Chewbacca of Star Wars was once a great baseball player in The Major Leagues. . . . . .
Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Who stared as Han Solo in the Scandinavian remake of Star Wars?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
My spouse left me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
Divorce is strong with this one.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
In Greek Mythology, Chiron was not only half man and half horse, he was also a doctor of medicine
That made him the centaur for disease control
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︎ Aug 27 2020
An ancient Greek walks into his tailorโs shop with a pair of torn pants.
โโEuripidesโโ says the tailor. โโYeah, Eumenides?โโ replies the man.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.
Now they can Scandinavian!
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Did you hear about the team that lost in tug of war?
They couldn't pull it together.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
I guess you can say my misunderstanding of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles
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︎ Jun 03 2020
What is the name of the big hairy guy in a redneck Star Wars remake?
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︎ Mar 07 2021
What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
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︎ May 24 2020
โSo, the US is pulling out of the war right? Like, we donโt care about their fighting anymore?โ
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︎ Feb 17 2021
What did the prehistoric Greeks call their goddess of love?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
What do you call the Greek God of Mexican chickens?
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︎ May 16 2020
Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War
For the Confederacy, it all went South from there
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Casualty of War
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Teacher: โTrue or False? The Declaration of Independence was written in Philadelphia.โ
Student: โFalse. It was written in ink.โ
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︎ Jul 04 2019
A German soldier during World War II was embellishing the number of troops he had with him
When the Allies thought it was just him, he claimed there were not 1 but 2. Then he changed his story to 3. Then he said 5, then 8, then 13, and finally 21. When the Allies made it to his position, they discovered that it actually was just him.
Turns out he was a fibber nazi.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
What does Larry King call the War of 1812?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Towards the end of WW2 the Americans decided to try out an advanced, decisive strategy for war
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︎ Jun 26 2021
What do you call the Greek God of regret?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
An Ancient Greek walks into his tailorโs shop with a pair of torn pants
โEuripides?โ says the tailor.
โYeah, Eumenides?โ replies the man.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed ?
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︎ May 22 2020
An Ancient Greek walks into a tailor shop with a torn pair of pants.
โEuripides?โ Asks the tailor
โYeah. Eumenides?โ Replies the man
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