Greetings from Italy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlarioKath
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24
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A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy

The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.

As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raidenisme
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...

Tour guide said β€œHello, my name is Eileen.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MobileBrowns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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What do you call the bad part of Italy?

Spaghetto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy

I said don’t be Sicilly

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?

Genitalia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lemah_Vic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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What do you call the bad side of Italy?

The spaghetto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ethanholmes2001
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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My Friend is going to a fancy dress party and said he's going to dress up as a small island off the coast of italy...

I said don't be Sicily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matimo123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Why did Italy surrender in WW2?

Because Italics aren't bold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_messiah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What do you call a cat from Italy?

Spacatti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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How do cats say goodbye in Italy?

Miao

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forsaken_Anxiety
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?

A penne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drmarvel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...

They brand themselves as MOMzarella...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hackmark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?

The Pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fetaplays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Which is the coolest football team in Italy?

AC Milan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What do you call a prostitute from Italy?

A pastatute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OvenBakedRuffles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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What do you call the bad parts of Italy?

The sphagetto. (A singular strand of sphagetti is called a sphagetto)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leksp99
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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My friend said to me he wanted to become a small island off the coast of Italy

I said dont be Sicily

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JRHMUK
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy?

A spaghetto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filmfarceur
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me

I Skipped pasta grade

Ok I’ll leave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimmy-Retard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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The tour group visiting the capital of Italy did not have a specific agenda...

So the could roam Rome!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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If you want to vacation in Italy

Don't be afraid to Rome around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hdeifh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.

His look was pasty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommZ5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?

Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ericn8886
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.

It's Rome ants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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If I were to wander around in Italy...

Would I be roamin'?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dagoldenalpaca
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Spotted in Italy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnderContra
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
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What advice did Lady Gaga give to her friends traveling to Italy?

"Watch out for the bad Rome ants!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b0unce
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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A man came up to me and said he was going to dress up as an island of the coast of Italy...

...I said "don't be Sicily"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_John_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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I spotted this car in Italy today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfiemann
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2014
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy

So it’s italicized!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlynh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?

Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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What's the roughest place to relax in Italy?

Spaghetto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/passaleph3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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If you live in the bad part of Italy...

Is it called the spaghetto?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corvus4982
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2014
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I just read that Fred Durst, of Limp Bizkit fame, was on vacation in Italy

and he loved the food so much that he uprooted his family and moved there immediately. He was in such a rush to move that he sold his house, his cars, and a lot of his belongings at a fraction of their actual value. When asked why he felt such urgency to move there, he said "I did it all for the gnocchi"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nexus9
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..

It was a Pisa art!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KemalKinali
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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I didn't realise that putting planks of wood in a noose was a capital crime in Italy until an Italian saw me doing it...

and pointed and shouted "That's a hanging offense"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2016
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Did you guys hear about the terrorist in Italy?

They call themselves the Italian Isis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2016
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When we were in Venice, Italy we wanted to go to the Vivaldi museum

But after we paid for dinner we were baroque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crash_86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2016
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I heard the pastries in Italy were good

But I cannoli imagine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2016
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Just came back from Italy where I offered my wife some pasta and potato dumplings...

... She said they looked gross, but I said don't gnocchi until you've tried it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JozzleDozzle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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My parents are in Italy, and I just received a text from my dad.

"My phone has been on roam all week. I think that's hilarious."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PowderedDonut69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2015
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What do you call the bad parts of Italy

The Spaghetto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsystrikeSmash
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2016
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy...

That means it's italicized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duke_of_Spazzer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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After three years this is still the one joke I'm the most proud of. I got my friend with this one on our road trip to our vacation in Italy.

So this was in the summer of 2011 and at the time this song was a big hit: Medina - You and I. The important part here is the chorus, starting at 0:44.

So in the middle of the song I ask my friend "Do you know what kind of car this singer drives?"
"No idea", she said. To which I replied "A hyu-n-dai."

She almost threw me out of the car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anntike
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2015
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My dad just pulled this one of at the restaurant in Italy, (we're Danish)

Waiter comes in with his bad English and asks "Finnish?" My dad replies "no, Danish" and points at us!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TMDaniel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2013
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So, I'm in Venice, Italy with my parents on vacation.

My mom tells us that according to studies, Venice sinks a little more every year. My dad then responds, "What's Venice sinking (said to sound like thinking) about?"

I lost it in front of many foreign tourists who probably thought I was mental.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyT723
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2015
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What's the capital of Italy?

Clearly, it's I.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioamnesiac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2014
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My family's touring Italy

We've only been here a day and already I've heard, "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it!" at least three times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderCunningham
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2014
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