Imagine if Aladdin took place in Italy and when he finally finds the lamp and gives it a good rub, out pops...
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︎ May 04 2021
Why do clocks from the capital of Italy always make people fall in love?
Because they make romantics.
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︎ May 15 2021
Italy is a boring place to visit
All you can do is rome around
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︎ Apr 04 2021
What is the most polite building in Italy?
The Leaning Tower of PLEASE-ah!
(Courtesy of my 7-year old daughter just a few minutes ago.)
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︎ Apr 13 2021
If Tony Stark was born in ancient Italy
He would've called himself the Iron Roman.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
If I were to wander around Italy...
Would that make me Roman?
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︎ Feb 20 2021
What is the rough part of Italy called?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, βYou should go visit Italy in late August.β
..Then you can witness The Fall of Rome.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Tired of the cold, Superman traded the Fortress of Solitude for a house in Italy...
He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:
"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Greetings from Italy
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy
The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.
As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.
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︎ May 12 2020
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said βHello, my name is Eileen.β
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︎ Apr 11 2020
What do you call the bad side of Italy?
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︎ Dec 24 2019
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold
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︎ Nov 07 2019
My Friend is going to a fancy dress party and said he's going to dress up as a small island off the coast of italy...
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︎ Dec 18 2019
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
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︎ Mar 05 2020
What do you call a cat from Italy?
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︎ Jan 14 2020
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
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︎ Dec 29 2019
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella...
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︎ Dec 02 2019
What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy?
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︎ Sep 17 2018
What do you call the bad parts of Italy?
The sphagetto. (A singular strand of sphagetti is called a sphagetto)
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
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︎ Aug 13 2019
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
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︎ Jul 30 2019
I spotted this car in Italy today
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︎ Sep 17 2014
Spotted in Italy
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︎ Sep 10 2017
If you want to vacation in Italy
Don't be afraid to Rome around
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︎ Feb 06 2019
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me
I Skipped pasta grade
Ok Iβll leave
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︎ Apr 11 2019
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
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︎ Mar 19 2019
The tour group visiting the capital of Italy did not have a specific agenda...
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︎ May 28 2019
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
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︎ Mar 16 2019
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
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︎ Apr 10 2019
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
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︎ Feb 02 2018
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
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︎ Dec 20 2017
I just read that Fred Durst, of Limp Bizkit fame, was on vacation in Italy
and he loved the food so much that he uprooted his family and moved there immediately. He was in such a rush to move that he sold his house, his cars, and a lot of his belongings at a fraction of their actual value. When asked why he felt such urgency to move there, he said "I did it all for the gnocchi"
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︎ Sep 08 2017
What do you call the bad part of Italy?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy
I said donβt be Sicilly
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︎ Mar 19 2020
My friend said to me he wanted to become a small island off the coast of Italy
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︎ Mar 10 2019
If you live in the bad part of Italy...
Is it called the spaghetto?
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︎ Nov 02 2014
If I were to wander around in Italy...
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︎ Dec 27 2018
A man came up to me and said he was going to dress up as an island of the coast of Italy...
...I said "don't be Sicily"
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︎ Dec 14 2018
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