A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy
The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.
As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
What do you call the bad part of Italy?
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
What do you call the bad side of Italy?
My Friend is going to a fancy dress party and said he's going to dress up as a small island off the coast of italy...
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold
What do you call a cat from Italy?
How do cats say goodbye in Italy?
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella...
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
What do you call a prostitute from Italy?
What do you call the bad parts of Italy?
The sphagetto. (A singular strand of sphagetti is called a sphagetto)
My friend said to me he wanted to become a small island off the coast of Italy
What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy?
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me
I Skipped pasta grade
Ok I’ll leave
The tour group visiting the capital of Italy did not have a specific agenda...
If you want to vacation in Italy
Don't be afraid to Rome around
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
If I were to wander around in Italy...
What advice did Lady Gaga give to her friends traveling to Italy?
"Watch out for the bad Rome ants!"
A man came up to me and said he was going to dress up as an island of the coast of Italy...
...I said "don't be Sicily"
I spotted this car in Italy today
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
What's the roughest place to relax in Italy?
If you live in the bad part of Italy...
Is it called the spaghetto?
I just read that Fred Durst, of Limp Bizkit fame, was on vacation in Italy
and he loved the food so much that he uprooted his family and moved there immediately. He was in such a rush to move that he sold his house, his cars, and a lot of his belongings at a fraction of their actual value. When asked why he felt such urgency to move there, he said "I did it all for the gnocchi"
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
I didn't realise that putting planks of wood in a noose was a capital crime in Italy until an Italian saw me doing it...
and pointed and shouted "That's a hanging offense"
Did you guys hear about the terrorist in Italy?
They call themselves the Italian Isis
When we were in Venice, Italy we wanted to go to the Vivaldi museum
But after we paid for dinner we were baroque.
I heard the pastries in Italy were good
Just came back from Italy where I offered my wife some pasta and potato dumplings...
... She said they looked gross, but I said don't gnocchi until you've tried it.
My parents are in Italy, and I just received a text from my dad.
"My phone has been on roam all week. I think that's hilarious."
What do you call the bad parts of Italy
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy...
That means it's italicized.
After three years this is still the one joke I'm the most proud of. I got my friend with this one on our road trip to our vacation in Italy.
So this was in the summer of 2011 and at the time this song was a big hit: Medina - You and I. The important part here is the chorus, starting at 0:44.
So in the middle of the song I ask my friend "Do you know what kind of car this singer drives?"
"No idea", she said. To which I replied "A hyu-n-dai."
She almost threw me out of the car.
My dad just pulled this one of at the restaurant in Italy, (we're Danish)
Waiter comes in with his bad English and asks "Finnish?" My dad replies "no, Danish" and points at us!
So, I'm in Venice, Italy with my parents on vacation.
My mom tells us that according to studies, Venice sinks a little more every year. My dad then responds, "What's Venice sinking (said to sound like thinking) about?"
I lost it in front of many foreign tourists who probably thought I was mental.
What's the capital of Italy?
My family's touring Italy
We've only been here a day and already I've heard, "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it!" at least three times.