Imagine if Aladdin took place in Italy and when he finally finds the lamp and gives it a good rub, out pops...
Why do clocks from the capital of Italy always make people fall in love?
Because they make romantics.
Italy is a boring place to visit
All you can do is rome around
What is the most polite building in Italy?
The Leaning Tower of PLEASE-ah!
(Courtesy of my 7-year old daughter just a few minutes ago.)
If Tony Stark was born in ancient Italy
He would've called himself the Iron Roman.
If I were to wander around Italy...
Would that make me Roman?
What is the rough part of Italy called?
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.”
..Then you can witness The Fall of Rome.
Tired of the cold, Superman traded the Fortress of Solitude for a house in Italy...
He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:
"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy
The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.
As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said “Hello, my name is Eileen.”
What do you call the bad side of Italy?
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold
My Friend is going to a fancy dress party and said he's going to dress up as a small island off the coast of italy...
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
What do you call a cat from Italy?
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella...
What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy?
What do you call the bad parts of Italy?
The sphagetto. (A singular strand of sphagetti is called a sphagetto)
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
I spotted this car in Italy today
If you want to vacation in Italy
Don't be afraid to Rome around
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me
I Skipped pasta grade
Ok I’ll leave
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
The tour group visiting the capital of Italy did not have a specific agenda...
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
I just read that Fred Durst, of Limp Bizkit fame, was on vacation in Italy
and he loved the food so much that he uprooted his family and moved there immediately. He was in such a rush to move that he sold his house, his cars, and a lot of his belongings at a fraction of their actual value. When asked why he felt such urgency to move there, he said "I did it all for the gnocchi"
What do you call the bad part of Italy?
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy
My friend said to me he wanted to become a small island off the coast of Italy
If you live in the bad part of Italy...
Is it called the spaghetto?
If I were to wander around in Italy...
A man came up to me and said he was going to dress up as an island of the coast of Italy...
...I said "don't be Sicily"