What is the rough part of Italy called?

The spaghetto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLoveRaviolis
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After hearing about my history major, my dad said, β€œYou should go visit Italy in late August.”

..Then you can witness The Fall of Rome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy

I told him he was "sight-heeheeing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/litty_kitty73
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Tired of the cold, Superman traded the Fortress of Solitude for a house in Italy...

He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:

"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPossible
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?

They were denied axis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_nhir
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Greetings from Italy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlarioKath
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy

They are moving to greener pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marvelite222
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy

The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.

As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raidenisme
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...

Tour guide said β€œHello, my name is Eileen.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MobileBrowns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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What do you call the bad side of Italy?

The spaghetto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ethanholmes2001
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Why did Italy surrender in WW2?

Because Italics aren't bold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_messiah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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My Friend is going to a fancy dress party and said he's going to dress up as a small island off the coast of italy...

I said don't be Sicily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matimo123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?

Genitalia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lemah_Vic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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What do you call a cat from Italy?

Spacatti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?

A penne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drmarvel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...

They brand themselves as MOMzarella...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hackmark
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?

The Pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fetaplays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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What do you call the bad parts of Italy?

The sphagetto. (A singular strand of sphagetti is called a sphagetto)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leksp99
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Which is the coolest football team in Italy?

AC Milan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy?

A spaghetto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filmfarceur
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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What do you call a prostitute from Italy?

A pastatute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OvenBakedRuffles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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If you want to vacation in Italy

Don't be afraid to Rome around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hdeifh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me

I Skipped pasta grade

Ok I’ll leave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimmy-Retard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.

His look was pasty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommZ5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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The tour group visiting the capital of Italy did not have a specific agenda...

So the could roam Rome!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Spotted in Italy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnderContra
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
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I spotted this car in Italy today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfiemann
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2014
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Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?

Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ericn8886
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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If I were to wander around in Italy...

Would I be roamin'?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dagoldenalpaca
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.

It's Rome ants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy

So it’s italicized!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlynh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?

Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.

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I just read that Fred Durst, of Limp Bizkit fame, was on vacation in Italy

and he loved the food so much that he uprooted his family and moved there immediately. He was in such a rush to move that he sold his house, his cars, and a lot of his belongings at a fraction of their actual value. When asked why he felt such urgency to move there, he said "I did it all for the gnocchi"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nexus9
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2017
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What's the roughest place to relax in Italy?

Spaghetto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/passaleph3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..

It was a Pisa art!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KemalKinali
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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I didn't realise that putting planks of wood in a noose was a capital crime in Italy until an Italian saw me doing it...

and pointed and shouted "That's a hanging offense"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardFM
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2016
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When we were in Venice, Italy we wanted to go to the Vivaldi museum

But after we paid for dinner we were baroque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crash_86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2016
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What do you call the bad part of Italy?

Spaghetto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy

I said don’t be Sicilly

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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My friend said to me he wanted to become a small island off the coast of Italy

I said dont be Sicily

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JRHMUK
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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If you live in the bad part of Italy...

Is it called the spaghetto?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corvus4982
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2014
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A man came up to me and said he was going to dress up as an island of the coast of Italy...

...I said "don't be Sicily"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_John_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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