What is the rough part of Italy called?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, βYou should go visit Italy in late August.β
..Then you can witness The Fall of Rome.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
My son asked me what Micheal Jackson was doing in Italy
I told him he was "sight-heeheeing"
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Tired of the cold, Superman traded the Fortress of Solitude for a house in Italy...
He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:
"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Greetings from Italy
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︎ Jun 24 2020
My local Italian restaurant is moving to Italy
They are moving to greener pasta.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
A group of German geologists recently made an interesting discovery within a mountain range of northern Italy
The team unearthed a layer of rock tessellations resembling a violin as viewed from behind.
As of yet they have no name for this strata variance.
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︎ May 12 2020
Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...
Tour guide said βHello, my name is Eileen.β
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︎ Apr 11 2020
What do you call the bad side of Italy?
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︎ Dec 24 2019
Why did Italy surrender in WW2?
Because Italics aren't bold
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︎ Nov 07 2019
My Friend is going to a fancy dress party and said he's going to dress up as a small island off the coast of italy...
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︎ Dec 18 2019
What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?
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︎ Mar 05 2020
What do you call a cat from Italy?
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︎ Jan 14 2020
What do you call a 1 cent coin in Italy?
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︎ Dec 29 2019
In Italy there is a group pf moms creating soft cheese...
They brand themselves as MOMzarella...
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Who holds sermons during Sunday in Italy?
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︎ Aug 13 2019
What do you call the bad parts of Italy?
The sphagetto. (A singular strand of sphagetti is called a sphagetto)
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
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︎ Jul 30 2019
What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy?
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︎ Sep 17 2018
What do you call a prostitute from Italy?
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︎ Aug 11 2019
If you want to vacation in Italy
Don't be afraid to Rome around
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︎ Feb 06 2019
When I went to highschool in Italy my classmates were one year older than me
I Skipped pasta grade
Ok Iβll leave
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︎ Apr 11 2019
I asked my Italian grandfather if the rougher parts of Italy were called the spaghetto.
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︎ Mar 19 2019
The tour group visiting the capital of Italy did not have a specific agenda...
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︎ May 28 2019
Spotted in Italy
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︎ Sep 10 2017
I spotted this car in Italy today
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︎ Sep 17 2014
Did you hear ISIS is spreading to Italy?
Nobody's concerned though, since it's just Italian ISIS and they're delicious. Especially cherry flavor.
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︎ Apr 10 2019
If I were to wander around in Italy...
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︎ Dec 27 2018
There's a new film out about two insects that meet in Italy.
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︎ Mar 16 2019
The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy
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︎ Feb 02 2018
Why does it take so long for the EU to figure out how much Italy owes them every year?
Hey, ease up. Rome wasn't billed in a day.
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︎ Dec 20 2017
I just read that Fred Durst, of Limp Bizkit fame, was on vacation in Italy
and he loved the food so much that he uprooted his family and moved there immediately. He was in such a rush to move that he sold his house, his cars, and a lot of his belongings at a fraction of their actual value. When asked why he felt such urgency to move there, he said "I did it all for the gnocchi"
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︎ Sep 08 2017
What's the roughest place to relax in Italy?
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︎ Jul 31 2018
I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..
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︎ Dec 12 2017
I didn't realise that putting planks of wood in a noose was a capital crime in Italy until an Italian saw me doing it...
and pointed and shouted "That's a hanging offense"
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︎ Jul 25 2016
When we were in Venice, Italy we wanted to go to the Vivaldi museum
But after we paid for dinner we were baroque.
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︎ Jan 30 2016
What do you call the bad part of Italy?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Me and my friend were going to a costume party. He told me he was coming as a small island off the coast of Italy
I said donβt be Sicilly
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︎ Mar 19 2020
My friend said to me he wanted to become a small island off the coast of Italy
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︎ Mar 10 2019
If you live in the bad part of Italy...
Is it called the spaghetto?
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︎ Nov 02 2014
A man came up to me and said he was going to dress up as an island of the coast of Italy...
...I said "don't be Sicily"
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︎ Dec 14 2018
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