In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.

Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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*On a trip to Rome*

"Wait, did you say a cis teen built this chapel?"

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How was Rome split in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

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A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren’t very supportive. They kept telling him to β€œGet with the times...

New Roman.”

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What's black and white and ruled in Rome?

Julius Zebra

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There once lived a cannibal in Rome, who ate only women.

He was a Glad-he-ate-her.

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He will just Rome around.
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Why is first-century Rome like a 2-star restaurant?

Neither one is concerned about cross contamination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
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If you are visiting Rome, be forewarned: it might take you a long time to get out of the city.

All their roads seem to have this weird design flaw.

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Rome(aine)
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I've been stuck in Rome for a few weeks now...

I'm trying to get out, but all the roads have this weird design flaw...

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How many people visit Rome every year?

I'll take itally.

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I fell in love with the tick that bit me when I was on a trip to Rome

It was a Romantic gesture

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nitefury07
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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What did they call the first emperor of Rome who had epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Algebra was the easiest subject to learn in Ancient Rome.

Because x was always 10.

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A friend of mine brought a CD to Rome just for this
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Food shop in Rome
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Where do you buy car parts in 962-973 AD Rome?

Otto's Zone.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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A young emperor of Rome decreed that he would never turn twenty

He felt that he was a constant teen.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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How do you cut Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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Ant in Rome

What do you call an ant and a tick on holiday in Rome?

Romantic

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πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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I'm no longer in Rome..

Therefore it's now Ro

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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What makes Rome sexist?

They count in woman numerals.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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In which European city was oldest donut discovered: Paris, London, Berlin, Athens or Rome?

It was found in ancient grease.

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What is the number one money transfer service in Rome?

Papal.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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How many Ivy Schools are there in Rome?

IV.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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Quote in the Hard Rock Cafe Rome imgur.com/RcY3kzK
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Why won't Carthage forgive Rome?

Because he's still salty.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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A man from Greece and a man from Rome are in a boat.

The man from Greece says, β€œRo-man!”

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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My friend, Pal, is perfectly symmetrical and lives in Rome.

I call him Palindrome.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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i asked my ancient rome professor if he knew Harry Potter

He asked me which one

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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Ducks in Rome live in water

Aqueducts

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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"Did you hear the Islamic Militants are trying to infiltrate Rome?"

"...now they will be Italian ISIS." - My dad yesterday in the car.

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Why was Rome so powerful

They conquered it Gaul

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Was boarding an airplane from Rome to Hungary...

A lot of Hungarians and a few Romans lining up with me (alone) at the terminal. I can hear that they speak English, they're all murmuring to each other. At the last second our terminal gets changed and we have to leave the airplane we were lined up to board behind. Instead we walk down another terminal that leads to some stairs that leads onto a bus.

We all pack in, I'm positioned somewhere in the middle of the masses when I announce "This is a funny looking airplane!"

EVERYONE looks at me. Not a smile. Not a smirk. Nothing.

I crack up laughing at how funny I am.

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In Ancient Rome, there were four types of poisons. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.

Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy

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In ancient Rome there were four different types of poison...

Poisons I, II, and III were deadly...

Poison IV just made you itchy.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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How was Rome split in two?

With a pair of Ceasars.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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How was Rome split in two?

With a pair of Ceasars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gertjan-96
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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How was Rome spilt in two?

With a pair of Caesars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudleyDawson18
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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How was Rome split in two?

With a pair of Ceasars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NameViolation666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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How was Rome split in two?

With a pair of Ceasars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Admblackhawk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of ceasars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueBasketBall
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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How was Rome split in two?

With a pair of Caesar’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ae_eliza
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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How did Rome get cut in half?

With Caesars!

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