Ancient Rome Puns

A list of puns related to "Ancient Rome"

In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.

Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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👤︎ u/SnakehoundXE
📅︎ Oct 14 2020
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A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren’t very supportive. They kept telling him to “Get with the times...

New Roman.”

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👤︎ u/VeryOriginalName98
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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Algebra was the easiest subject to learn in Ancient Rome.

Because x was always 10.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 27 2018
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i asked my ancient rome professor if he knew Harry Potter

He asked me which one

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👤︎ u/screamlllll
📅︎ May 17 2018
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In Ancient Rome, there were four types of poisons. Poisons I, II, and III would kill you instantly.

Poison IV would just make you kinda itchy

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👤︎ u/mr_iguano_man
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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In ancient Rome there were four different types of poison...

Poisons I, II, and III were deadly...

Poison IV just made you itchy.

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👤︎ u/Hicks4183
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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