18 Hilarious Roman Empire Puns

Do u know how the roman empire was cut in half?-------How?-------With a pair of Caesars!!!!

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👤︎ u/st0len_meme

📅︎ Sep 27 2020

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How did the Roman Empire get split in two?

With a pair of caesars

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👤︎ u/modular-emergence

📅︎ Jan 15 2021

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A citizen of the roman empire is teleported to modern day Spain

Luckily, he is able to understand the Spanish Language to some degree because of its similarities to Latin. As he learns more, he is fine with most of the changes the Spaniards made, but disliked how “quid” (latin for “what”) translated.

Whenever he made his thoughts on the word known, he would get called an antique.

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👤︎ u/wjcb2019

📅︎ Jan 01 2021

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Why were there so many road accidents in the Roman Empire?

Everyone had a hard time navigating those sharp V-turns.

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👤︎ u/jasonrodriguez_DT

📅︎ Jun 30 2020

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How was the roman empire seperated?

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👤︎ u/knorke3

📅︎ Feb 18 2020

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There was no internet in the Roman empire. Nobody knows what exactly happened during then.

Only times new roman

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👤︎ u/crazyjarvis

📅︎ Mar 17 2020

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It’s the end of work on Friday, it’s been a long week, and all my bones are just like the capital city of the Holy Roman Empire.

They’re Aachen.

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👤︎ u/Dymmesdale

📅︎ Feb 14 2020

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How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

With a pair of Ceasars!

My dad, ladies and gentlemen.

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👤︎ u/bigDB

📅︎ Oct 11 2015

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Back in The Roman Empire HIV was known by a different name

They called it "High Five"

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👤︎ u/Msgt_Rootbeer

📅︎ Mar 05 2017

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Adiūtā́tō! Roman pun assistance

So I'm trying to write an essay about the Roman Republic becoming the Roman Empire, thought it'd be funny to start off with a pun but I can't think of anything so... help?

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👤︎ u/SegaExodus

📅︎ Feb 12 2013

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How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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👤︎ u/engineerwho_

📅︎ Jun 24 2020

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How was the roman empire cut in half

With a pair of Caesars

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👤︎ u/oleolesp

📅︎ Feb 18 2020

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How was the Roman Empire defeated?

With a pair of Caesars.

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👤︎ u/_SquidYT

📅︎ Feb 18 2020

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How was the Roman Empire divided?

With a pair of Caesars

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👤︎ u/alexaholic

📅︎ Feb 19 2020

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How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars

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👤︎ u/GodFamilyCountry2001

📅︎ Sep 18 2019

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How was the Roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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👤︎ u/MeowMixSong

📅︎ Apr 01 2017

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How was the Roman Empire cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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👤︎ u/weeaboojone1574

📅︎ Aug 09 2018

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What cut the Roman Empire in half?

A pair of Caesars.

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👤︎ u/sriram95

📅︎ Feb 21 2013

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