What do you get when you cross a Roman emperor with a covid pandemic?
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What do you call a group of bisexual , bi cycle riding , hiking , Nordic emperors?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What was Emperor Neroβs favorite food?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
What did the Romans do when their emperor died?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
How did the Roman senators picked who will be first to stab the emperor?
They played rock paper Caesar
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Who does a Muslim ask when he forgets about the greatest Mughal Emperor?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What do you call an epileptic emperor?
Julius seizure
Edit: Oh and thanks a bunch for the silver homie
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︎ Dec 20 2019
I'm filming a new documentary about the governor of the Roman province of Judaea, serving under Emperor Tiberius...
We're currently filming the Pilate.
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︎ Jul 07 2020
What do you call a Roman emperor with a cellphone
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︎ May 10 2020
The Emperor of Gorgasol refused to appoint his daughter as his heir.
Needless to say, she was not empressed.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
There was an emperor who was great at measuring things.
He was an excellent ruler.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
What did they call the first emperor of Rome who had epilepsy?
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︎ Jun 19 2019
What's the name of the only Roman Emperor to die due to to Epilepsy?
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︎ Nov 30 2019
If Roman Emperor Nero was born in Egypt..
He might have been a Far-o.
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︎ Dec 18 2019
I've just bought a new Roman emperor. He was a lot more expensive than the other emperors even though he doesn't do as much.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
What do Russian emperors put on their fish?
They put on Tsar-Tsar sauce...
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︎ Nov 05 2019
A young emperor of Rome decreed that he would never turn twenty
He felt that he was a constant teen.
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︎ Jun 03 2019
What do you do when you meet a Chinese emperor?
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︎ Oct 04 2019
What's a Russian Emperor's favorite pizza topping?
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︎ Sep 16 2019
Why was Emperor Akbar rejected from Hogwarts?
Because he was a Muggle Sultan.
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︎ Aug 29 2019
As a roman emperor, I really like to drink Coca Cola. The ordinary people?
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︎ May 07 2019
Who was the Roman Emperor who always mooned his subjects?
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︎ Jun 27 2019
What do you call the emperor penguin?
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︎ Jan 28 2019
Who is the most famous emperor skeleton ?
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︎ Oct 18 2018
Whenever I'm feeling down, I watch 'The Emperor's New Groove'
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︎ Jan 24 2017
What was the name of the Roman emperor who kept getting things wrong?
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︎ Aug 27 2018
Why didnβt the Chinese emperors like Kong Fuzi?
Because he was confusing.
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︎ Oct 27 2018
What do you call a spicy roman emperor?
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︎ Aug 02 2018
Who was Rockyβs favorite emperor?
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︎ Oct 07 2018
What did the emperor do when he saw a hot chick?
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︎ Aug 07 2017
Why does Emperor Palpatine shoot electricity out of his hands?
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︎ Jan 27 2016
Did you know the last Chinese emperor was actually a really funny guy?
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︎ Jan 19 2018
What do you call it when two Chinese Emperors meet for drinks in the Afterlife?
A Man-date of the heavens.
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Was watching Mulan with the family. During the draft scene, the emperor's assistant guy calls out a family name.
Assistant guy: "Tha Chu family"
My dad: "Did he sneeze or something?"
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︎ Jan 24 2016
How did the Roman senators pick who will stab the emperor first?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
what do you call an epileptic emperor?
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What is the name of the Emperor Penguin?
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