If Genghis Khan

So Khan you.

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How did Genghis Khan get lost?

He stepped too far

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👤︎ u/mightyGino
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.

Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.

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📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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What dip does Shere Khan from the Jungle Book prefer?

Guacamowgli

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👤︎ u/Jogge_
📅︎ May 04 2019
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Genghis Khan and his soldiers were experts in haircuts and shaving.

They were a barberic tribe.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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You know who has more descendents than Genghis Khan. Genghis Khan's dad. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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Genghis Khan, now there’s a guy a lot of us can relate to.
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👤︎ u/esthor
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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How did Genghis Khan conquer all that territory?

Steppe by steppe

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📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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Why can't anybody find the body of Genghis Khan?

because Himalayan somewhere secret.

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📅︎ Jul 13 2017
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KHANgradulations to Sadiq Khan on becoming London mayor
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📅︎ May 13 2016
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Why are Genghis Khan's achievements so respected?

Because he had to fight every steppe of the way.

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📅︎ May 20 2016
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Go go Ghengis
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📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning

Shocka Khan

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👤︎ u/tjeters
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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What do you call a tiger that’s just come from the hair stylist?

Sheared Khan

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📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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What do you call a Mongolian leader with bad breath?

Gingivitis Khan

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📅︎ Apr 08 2020
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If you don’t wear your seatbelt...

You’re less likely to die of cancer

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👤︎ u/NoahIsaacc
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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What do you call a scam artist from Mongolia?

A Khan-man!

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👤︎ u/Rossum81
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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Could the Uyghurs expand throughout the vast lands of Eurasia?

No, but Genghis Khan.

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👤︎ u/Dr_Calcium
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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Quintuple pun

I'm thinking about giving up my life and movimg to India to be a standup comedian, but I'm nervous, it would be my first Punjobi. I Khan't get very far without knowing much about Sikhing this kind of work, so if you could be my reference and Singh my praises, that would be great, I'm just sick of working in a Deli.

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👤︎ u/megajamie
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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I've been reading some Star Trek fanfiction lately

It has its prose and Khans

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👤︎ u/AriDamal
📅︎ Jan 17 2020
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My favorite scene from any star trek movie is the one where Spock dies...

It's so i-khan-ic.

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👤︎ u/midas_1988
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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What do YouTube creators and camping with Mongolians have in common?

Content (Khan-tent)

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👤︎ u/frano1121
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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What do you call someone who learns to draw from online lectures?

A Khan artist.

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👤︎ u/Ryzensai
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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Can you conquer the continent of Asia?

No, but Genghis Khan.

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📅︎ Jan 28 2017
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What is your opinion on the Mongol Invasions?

I don't know, there were a lot of pros and Khans.

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📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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I know a lot of people disagree about whether the Mongols had a navy...

But I think we should teach the khan-traversed sea.

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📅︎ Dec 29 2017
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Why did Genghis cross the road?

Because he Khan

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👤︎ u/mypha
📅︎ Jun 27 2015
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How would one spell that?

Mr Khan (thick accent): My name is Mr.Khan

Posh British Lady: And how would one spell that?

Mr Khan: The same way that two would!

(Just heard this gem on an episode of Citizen Khan)

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What did Genghis Kahn's mother tell him after he destroyed Xi Xia?

Just because you Genghis Khan, doesn't mean you Genghis Should.

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👤︎ u/pku31
📅︎ Oct 13 2017
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Why was Genghis able to conquer China?

Cause his name was Genghis Khan not Genghis Khan't

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Marco...

My mom and I were talking about how Marco Polo spent a long time in Kublai Khan's court. She mentions that his father abandoned him there. My dad says, "Yeah, he couldn't find him in the pool...He kept calling 'Marco!'"

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👤︎ u/tlkshwhst
📅︎ Feb 24 2015
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The (Incorrect) History of the Mongolian Empire

During the height of the Mongolian Empire's reign, the warriors would celebrate their victories by dancing in a line behind their great emperor.

They called it a Khan-go line.

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📅︎ Jul 19 2015
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If Genghis Khan,

so Khan you.

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