Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Khan"
He stepped too far
Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.
Guacamowgli
They were a barberic tribe.
Steppe by steppe
because Himalayan somewhere secret.
Because he had to fight every steppe of the way.
Shocka Khan
Sheared Khan
Gingivitis Khan
Youโre less likely to die of cancer
A Khan-man!
No, but Genghis Khan.
I'm thinking about giving up my life and movimg to India to be a standup comedian, but I'm nervous, it would be my first Punjobi. I Khan't get very far without knowing much about Sikhing this kind of work, so if you could be my reference and Singh my praises, that would be great, I'm just sick of working in a Deli.
It has its prose and Khans
It's so i-khan-ic.
Content (Khan-tent)
A Khan artist.
No, but Genghis Khan.
I don't know, there were a lot of pros and Khans.
But I think we should teach the khan-traversed sea.
Because he Khan
Mr Khan (thick accent): My name is Mr.Khan
Posh British Lady: And how would one spell that?
Mr Khan: The same way that two would!
(Just heard this gem on an episode of Citizen Khan)
Just because you Genghis Khan, doesn't mean you Genghis Should.
Cause his name was Genghis Khan not Genghis Khan't
My mom and I were talking about how Marco Polo spent a long time in Kublai Khan's court. She mentions that his father abandoned him there. My dad says, "Yeah, he couldn't find him in the pool...He kept calling 'Marco!'"
During the height of the Mongolian Empire's reign, the warriors would celebrate their victories by dancing in a line behind their great emperor.
They called it a Khan-go line.
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