Malik Puns

Yesterday marked the last game of 12 Minnesota Timberwolves player Malik Beasley was suspended for. The lamestream media would want to say we won but actually we lost, lost more than you can ever know. We lost $25,323,600 in free food.

Some context: In Minnesota fast food chain Arby’s has a promotion that if the Wolves successfully make at least 12 3 point shots fans can receive a free French Dip and Swiss (MSRP $4.49) at any Arby’s in Minnesota (besides 7)

Malik Beasley is also the best Timberwolves 3 point shooter making an average of 3.5 successful shots a night.

So this begs the question: how much did Minnesota lose in free food due to Malik’s 12 game suspension.

1.How many games did we not hit 12 3s and how many were within three?

There were 7 games where we didn’t hit 12 threes but only 6 were within 3 of 12

2. What is the price of an Arby’s French Dip and Swiss?

$4.49

3. How many Minnesotans are there?

Google says there’s 5.64 Million Minnesotans

3.a. What about people not living in Minnesota driving over

Nobody who wasn’t born in Minnesota would be a fan of the Wolves, that’s dumb

3.b. But what about the 7 Arby’s that don’t honor the deal?

You can drive to another Arby’s, also please call your local congressman to change that

#THE MATH

Here’s the Equation I used

(5,640,000 x 4.49) x 6 = X

So the the math

5,640,000 x 4.49 = 25,323,600 (The cost of a single game)

25,323,600 x 6 = 151,941,600

So there you have it

Malik Beasley’s suspension cost Minnesota $151,941,600 in free food

Hope your happy Silver

We had the Meats

New episode just dropped and it starts with Brandon saying Malik left the show because he wants to focus on his own podcast Cutting Weight and he’s doing weekend shows? I’m guessing he fired him cause he can’t stand Malik.

But god damnit how long have we been asking a “comedians that are loyal to the art” with massive followings (especially compared to Malik), to not be afraid of Joe, constantly make fun of Brendan to where he’s visibly annoyed and expose his incredibly thin skin which is the worst weakness you can have if you are what Brendan thinks he is/thinks he’ll become someday?

Enemy of a homeless cat’s arch nemesis is a friend to me even if he’s not some great talent. Chang’s will always be here to support him.

u/ThePRRattlesnake

Give the dude a shot he's knows about boxing and has worked with Floyd Mayweather plus he was a caretaker of someone with CTE.

I think the THICCC boy legal department may be making moves to stop Malik from speaking freely about his TFATK dismissal. Or, perhaps Malik has gotten cold feet.

Im curious..i havent watched the podcast in like 3 years since moving off FOX when B Dumb was still a fighter but every clip ive watched Shapel just giggles and smiles. I got nothing against the guy, prob a great guy Shapel is even tho i never medium but he has no talent at all. Can someone explain to me what the point of Shapel is? Who watches this shit? Shapel brings 0 to the table literally and B Dumb makes you want to rip your eyes out looking at him or listening to him.

It's you axe Jay

We should all flood Maliks social media comments with Congratulations and positivity. Give him a follow to boost him up. I'm genuinely happy for him. Brendan was bullying him and getting visibly jealous for no reason.

Also it's funny to me that hes stuck with the z at the end of kidz.

https://instagram.com/malikbazille?igshid=k4rz3l2mj7et

• Malik thanks the fans

• Said them saying "He was fired" and then laughing was a reflection of their character.

• If it was amicable he would have been on the show to discuss it but obviously that wasn't the case.

• Lastly, he's a business man. He wants fans to hop on the journey with him.