13 Hilarious Genghis Khan Puns

If Genghis Khan

So Khan you.

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👤︎ u/cthulhouette

📅︎ Dec 19 2020

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How did Genghis Khan get lost?

He stepped too far

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👤︎ u/mightyGino

📅︎ Sep 20 2020

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Genghis Khan and his soldiers were experts in haircuts and shaving.

They were a barberic tribe.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity

📅︎ Jan 23 2019

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Genghis Khan, now there’s a guy a lot of us can relate to.

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👤︎ u/esthor

📅︎ Jan 11 2019

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You know who has more descendents than Genghis Khan. Genghis Khan's dad. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…

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👤︎ u/TheBelgian2603

📅︎ Jan 07 2019

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How did Genghis Khan conquer all that territory?

Steppe by steppe

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👤︎ u/Congressperson

📅︎ Nov 02 2018

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Why can't anybody find the body of Genghis Khan?

because Himalayan somewhere secret.

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👤︎ u/strangrdangr

📅︎ Jul 13 2017

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Why are Genghis Khan's achievements so respected?

Because he had to fight every steppe of the way.

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👤︎ u/bennibenthemanlyman

📅︎ May 20 2016

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Could the Uyghurs expand throughout the vast lands of Eurasia?

No, but Genghis Khan.

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👤︎ u/Dr_Calcium

📅︎ Apr 04 2020

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Can you conquer the continent of Asia?

No, but Genghis Khan.

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👤︎ u/KomradeTuniska

📅︎ Jan 28 2017

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What did Genghis Kahn's mother tell him after he destroyed Xi Xia?

Just because you Genghis Khan, doesn't mean you Genghis Should.

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👤︎ u/pku31

📅︎ Oct 13 2017

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Why was Genghis able to conquer China?

Cause his name was Genghis Khan not Genghis Khan't

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper

📅︎ Aug 24 2016

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If Genghis Khan,

so Khan you.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1

📅︎ Aug 05 2020

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