Genghis Khan Puns

A list of puns related to "Genghis Khan"

If Genghis Khan

So Khan you.

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👤︎ u/cthulhouette
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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How did Genghis Khan get lost?

He stepped too far

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👤︎ u/mightyGino
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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Genghis Khan and his soldiers were experts in haircuts and shaving.

They were a barberic tribe.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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Genghis Khan, now there’s a guy a lot of us can relate to.
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👤︎ u/esthor
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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You know who has more descendents than Genghis Khan. Genghis Khan's dad. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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👤︎ u/TheBelgian2603
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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How did Genghis Khan conquer all that territory?

Steppe by steppe

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👤︎ u/Congressperson
📅︎ Nov 02 2018
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Why can't anybody find the body of Genghis Khan?

because Himalayan somewhere secret.

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👤︎ u/strangrdangr
📅︎ Jul 13 2017
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Why are Genghis Khan's achievements so respected?

Because he had to fight every steppe of the way.

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👤︎ u/bennibenthemanlyman
📅︎ May 20 2016
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Could the Uyghurs expand throughout the vast lands of Eurasia?

No, but Genghis Khan.

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👤︎ u/Dr_Calcium
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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Can you conquer the continent of Asia?

No, but Genghis Khan.

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👤︎ u/KomradeTuniska
📅︎ Jan 28 2017
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What did Genghis Kahn's mother tell him after he destroyed Xi Xia?

Just because you Genghis Khan, doesn't mean you Genghis Should.

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👤︎ u/pku31
📅︎ Oct 13 2017
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Why was Genghis able to conquer China?

Cause his name was Genghis Khan not Genghis Khan't

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Aug 24 2016
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If Genghis Khan,

so Khan you.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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