Can I tell what nationality Napoleon was?

Corsican!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/musclemansausage
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Did you guys know that Napoleon was super skinny?

That is why they call him napoleon boney parts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/osbomh48
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Where does Napoleon keep all his armies?

Up his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Masonic-Man
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Napoleon keeps rollin'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rukhnul
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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What happened to Napoleon when he got struck by a cannon ball?

He was blown apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirmandu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Napoleon was visiting a friend at his new estate. The friends great pride was his lavatory which was a big room with pottet plants, beautiful tapestries and carpets. When Napoleon saw this he was gobsmacked and exclaimed "What a loo!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/operasmurf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I was thinking they should change the name of the wishbone to the Napoleon.

Because you pull the Bonaparte.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Did you hear about the guy with an untreatable case of Napoleon Complex?

He could never bring himself to see a shrink.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elliot91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Napoleon was Blownaparte
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tommy_atomic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Ask me if I can describe Napoleon's birthplace

-Corsican!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satisfiend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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What color was Napoleon’s white horse?

Well I think it was white

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenny-McLenster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Part Two:

Where did Hitler keep his armies?

In Poland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcrabb23
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What happened when Napoleon got killed with a bomb?

Napoleon Blownapart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourBuddyEmil
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Would you say Napoleon was small for a French man?

Oui Wee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tabernacle48
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Son, in your age Napoleon was first in class!

Son: In your age he was an emperor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aprin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Napoleon Borntoparty

https://preview.redd.it/otomxc6mggl21.jpg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95840a73d6d88306c976b7ade3b94abc1588617c

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wantsomenuggers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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I’ve had a Napoleon Complex ever since I was little
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theedandy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Me: How did Napoleon die?

History teacher wife: I think he was slowly poisoned.

Me: WRONG. He was blown-apart.

Sleeps on the couch tonight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanski14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Why was Napoleon a bad archeologist?

He would always pick a Bonaparte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingJacobZuma
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2017
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Where did Napoleon go to the bathroom?

At the waterloo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2016
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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies?
Bonus:
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little Nazis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saul_Firehand
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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Whats's Napoleon Bonaparte's favorite cheese?

Low-reign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squibbles1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2017
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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

~this was my senior quote

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spank--me--daddy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neosapprentice
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Where did Napoleon hide his armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepybeta
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Where did Napoleon hide his armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What happened to Napoleon when he got struck by a cannon ball?

He was blown apart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nirmandu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moneekautumn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnaEstVeritas_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Where did Napoleon put his armies?

Up his sleevies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OriginalCntent
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Where does Hitler keep his armies?

Poland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stanleykubrick747
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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Where did Napoleon hide his armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diegocountry
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/russelbesthook
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

Up his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeeAllThePlanet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2012
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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/think_lemons
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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Where did napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stanchmode23
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2016
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Where does Napoleon hide his armies?

In his sleevies!

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