Bonaparte Puns

A list of puns related to "Bonaparte"

Whats's Napoleon Bonaparte's favorite cheese?

Low-reign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squibbles1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2017
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I was thinking they should change the name of the wishbone to the Napoleon.

Because you pull the Bonaparte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealobamalastname
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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My son broke one of his bones

Napoleon really ripped his Bonaparte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HemersersPC
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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When we hug, I call the area between my girlfriend and I the Napoleonic Area.

Because we are just a Bonaparte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alucard971
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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Why was Napoleon a bad archeologist?

He would always pick a Bonaparte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingJacobZuma
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2017
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This is just a list of 50 famous people but if they were birds.
  • George Washwington
  • Leonarcrow da Vinci
  • Eagle Allen Poe
  • Harry S. Toucan
  • Teddy Dodosevelt
  • Charles Duckens
  • Octavian Owlgustus
  • Flysaac Newton
  • Benchicken Franklin
  • Gullysses S. Grant
  • Vincent Van Goose
  • John Lhawk
  • Charlecrane
  • Pengthoven
  • Nikquaila Tesla
  • Jean-Jacques Roostsseau
  • Charles Darwren
  • Rheasus Christ
  • Broodha
  • King Loony XIV
  • Nenepoleon Bonaparte
  • Mahootma Gandhi
  • Winstint Churchill
  • Genghis Swan
  • Pladove
  • Aleggsander the Great
  • Paul the Apostail
  • Lark Twain
  • Dante Aliturkey
  • Michelangswallow
  • Cardinal Marx
  • Albatross Lincoln
  • Robin E. Lee
  • Adolf Swiftler
  • Alextanager Hamilton
  • Ibis Presley
  • Ronald Raven
  • Arnestotle
  • Emuhammad
  • Sir Francis Beakon
  • Tchaikovskylark
  • Christfowler Columbus
  • Finchard Nixon
  • Henry VIII
  • Albert Einstork
  • Thomas Jayfferson
  • William Shrikespeare
  • Woodcock Wilson
  • King Chorioles I of England
  • Johann Sebastian Flock

Edit: formatting

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
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