Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
~this was my senior quote
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Napoleon keeps rollin'
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︎ May 01 2020
What happened to Napoleon when he got struck by a cannon ball?
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Napoleon was visiting a friend at his new estate. The friends great pride was his lavatory which was a big room with pottet plants, beautiful tapestries and carpets. When Napoleon saw this he was gobsmacked and exclaimed "What a loo!"
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︎ Mar 23 2020
I was thinking they should change the name of the wishbone to the Napoleon.
Because you pull the Bonaparte.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Did you hear about the guy with an untreatable case of Napoleon Complex?
He could never bring himself to see a shrink.
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︎ Nov 25 2019
Ask me if I can describe Napoleon's birthplace
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
Part Two:
Where did Hitler keep his armies?
In Poland.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Napoleon was Blownaparte
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︎ Apr 04 2019
What color was Napoleonβs white horse?
Well I think it was white
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Would you say Napoleon was small for a French man?
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What happened when Napoleon got killed with a bomb?
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︎ Nov 23 2018
Iβve had a Napoleon Complex ever since I was little
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Son, in your age Napoleon was first in class!
Son: In your age he was an emperor.
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Napoleon Borntoparty
https://preview.redd.it/otomxc6mggl21.jpg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95840a73d6d88306c976b7ade3b94abc1588617c
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Me: How did Napoleon die?
History teacher wife: I think he was slowly poisoned.
Me: WRONG. He was blown-apart.
Sleeps on the couch tonight
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Why was Napoleon a bad archeologist?
He would always pick a Bonaparte
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︎ May 29 2017
Where did Napoleon go to the bathroom?
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︎ Nov 29 2016
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies?
Bonus:
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little Nazis.
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Whats's Napoleon Bonaparte's favorite cheese?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
Where did Napoleon hide his armies?
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︎ Jun 26 2020
What happened to Napoleon when he got struck by a cannon ball?
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Where did Napoleon put his armies?
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Where did Napoleon hide his armies?
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︎ Dec 31 2018
Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies!
Where does Hitler keep his armies?
Poland.
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