I just saw a stray dog with the Eiffel Tower stuck in his fur, along with Arc de Triumph and the Louvre...

...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why didn’t the family go to the Louvre?

The didn’t have the Monet to get Degas to make the Van Gogh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris...

But was captured two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All he could say for himself was β€œI had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried anyway because I had nothing Toulouse!”

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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If Da Vinci saw the Mona Lisa in an art museum,

I think he would have Louvred it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAWICA2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Today my wife said "I would love to go to the south of France one day"

I said that would be Nice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spaceman_spiff19
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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When I tripped at the museum I worked at years ago, I just so happened to bump into my future wife.

At that moment, I knew I fell in louvre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeliciousRoreos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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That vampire movie's getting a sequel...

did you hear about that vampire movie with tilde swinton and Hiddleston? they're making a sequel, where they break into french art museums. I'm told it'd be called "Only Louvres left alive."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/necrotechnical
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2014
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I made my first dad joke!

I made a dad joke the other day, probably not an original but I came up with it on the spot and I am proud enough that I felt the internet had to know!

Setting: a backpacker hostel in New Zealand. A couple are talking about a time when some farmers set sheep loose in the Louvre in France as a protest.

The set up: the girl says 'and a pony walked into a police station on its own once too'

To which I turned around and replied: 'I heard about that, he was trying to report a crime but couldn't get his point across because he was a little hoarse'

Which resulted in a blank stare from the French girl and uproarous laughter followed by a somber head shake from the Scottish guy.

Putting that one in the bank for when I have kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MortAng
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2014
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At a museum with my friend's family

At a museum with my friend's family when I was looking at a sculpture by Edgar Degas. My friend's dad walks up to me and goes "Hey, this is one of the 3 guys who tried to rob The Louvre". I looked at him confused before he continued "Yeah, luckily they couldn't get away because they ran out of Monet, so they couldn't get Degas to make the Van Gogh".

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2013
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