A list of puns related to "Louvre"
...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.
The didnβt have the Monet to get Degas to make the Van Gogh!
But was captured two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All he could say for himself was βI had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried anyway because I had nothing Toulouse!β
I think he would have Louvred it
I said that would be Nice
At that moment, I knew I fell in louvre.
did you hear about that vampire movie with tilde swinton and Hiddleston? they're making a sequel, where they break into french art museums. I'm told it'd be called "Only Louvres left alive."
I made a dad joke the other day, probably not an original but I came up with it on the spot and I am proud enough that I felt the internet had to know!
Setting: a backpacker hostel in New Zealand. A couple are talking about a time when some farmers set sheep loose in the Louvre in France as a protest.
The set up: the girl says 'and a pony walked into a police station on its own once too'
To which I turned around and replied: 'I heard about that, he was trying to report a crime but couldn't get his point across because he was a little hoarse'
Which resulted in a blank stare from the French girl and uproarous laughter followed by a somber head shake from the Scottish guy.
Putting that one in the bank for when I have kids.
At a museum with my friend's family when I was looking at a sculpture by Edgar Degas. My friend's dad walks up to me and goes "Hey, this is one of the 3 guys who tried to rob The Louvre". I looked at him confused before he continued "Yeah, luckily they couldn't get away because they ran out of Monet, so they couldn't get Degas to make the Van Gogh".
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