Did you hear about the guys who commuted between London and Paris every day?

They ended up with Carpool Chunnel Syndrome.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Just got back from a trip to Paris...

That tower of theirs is sure an Eiffel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayWolf85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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A man jumped into the freezing river in Paris...

Eyewitness say, the man was in-Seine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What does a frog in Paris eat ?

French flies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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a cheese factory exploded in paris

da-brie is everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samboooody
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.

They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-kant_even
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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If you willingly jump in the river in Paris,

you must be in-Seine!

(Just thought of this the other day and forgot to post it before. Hope it hasn’t been done before.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samsta36
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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A priest in a big church in Paris has a job interview with a new bell ringer. The priest asks β€œwhy should I hire you?” The applicant responded β€œI have a special talent!”

β€œOh, and what is this special talent?” Asked the priest.

The applicant walked up to the bells and slammed his face into the bell.

At first the priest was taken aback, but the sound from the bells was heavenly!

β€œYou’re hired!!” He exclaimed.

The applicant jumped around in excitement and slipped, falling off the side of the belfry to the ground below.

The priest ran downstairs and outside to the sidewalk where the bell ringer lay dead.

A bystander asked β€œwho is he?”

The priest responded β€œI don’t know his name, but his face sure rings a bell!”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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My friend from Paris took part in a national barista contest

And he won! I read it in the French press

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiTek_142857
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I woke up yesterday to find that my wife had invited a bunch of journalists from Paris to help make breakfast..

I didn't mind. I love coffee from the French Press.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/calarkin27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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This is going to be the first year that I haven't taken a vacation in Paris, because of the pandemic.

Usually it is due to lack of money

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RDRC
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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If you fall into a river in Paris...

you’re in Seine!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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A lot of people in Paris have very small apartments...

How small? Some are so small they don't even have toilets.

In French, they're known as "Peed a Terre"...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EngineerBill
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Paris - the city of love...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/knorke3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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They want to open a floating cinema in Paris with drive-in boats.

I just think that's in Seine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/risanthy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Passenger: "How long will it take the plane fly us to Paris?"

Stewardess: "The entire time, usually it flies the whole way."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I decided to go to Paris on a whim.

But learned I can only get there on a plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PulkPush
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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The hot topic in Paris at the moment
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebzinho
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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What do they say in Paris, TX?

Oui-haw!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melon_lawd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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It is weird living in Paris with pets

They just stare at you while European

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spider4Hire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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My friend wanted me to go skinny dipping with her in the river the divides Paris. I told her to go without me..

She must be in-Seine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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If I fell into the river that flows through Paris...

...am I legally in Seine?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Went on a trip in Paris

Yeah, Eiffel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aloecera
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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There's a lot of cities in France, like Paris, Marseilles, or Lyon.

But there's only one city that's Nice.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Do you know the worst thing about the fire in Paris?

There's Notre Dame thing we can do about it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lp37451
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I'm doing a painting of Paris at night.

Might be quicker if I do it in the daytime too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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When watching "Wonder Woman" I tell my kids to look carefully in the background of the Paris scene for an Easter egg. "What are we looking for?", they ask.

"Her invisible jet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ostrantula
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Son: why is my sisters name Paris?

Dad: because thats where she was concieved.

Son: thanks, dad!

Dad: no problem, backseat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Usagi_Shiro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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The serial killer from Paris is being sent to the electric chair today.

And so today, the french fries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyZillion
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris...

But was captured two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All he could say for himself was β€œI had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried anyway because I had nothing Toulouse!”

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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What a nice Paris Scissors.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phut-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris.

There's nothing left but de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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I went swimming in a river in Paris and my friend went swimming in a river in Cairo. He said I was insane, but I told him he was in denial.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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The fire in Paris is not a joke.

Notre-Dame joke!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jagaringen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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In which European city was oldest donut discovered: Paris, London, Berlin, Athens or Rome?

It was found in ancient grease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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I painted Paris with my eyes closed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sketchanderase
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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The cheese shop exploded the other day in Paris...

I know cuz all I saw was da-brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DNoiceMahn48
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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I made a bust of Hitler out of Plaster of Paris, but it's empty inside.

It's a hollow cast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arrenlex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired cia agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in paris.

Turns out that idea was Taken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2016
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A man from Paris trips over.

He says β€œOh no! Eiffel!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Misterhijack420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Why did the Germans go straight for Paris when invading France in both world wars?

Because they didn't want Toulouse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leofric93
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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I went swimming in Paris recently

It was inSeine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ljclai
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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I pretty much took the family to Paris mostly so i could talk them this joke:

Took the wife and kids to see the Eiffel tower and said: "There you go, get an eyeful of that."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowfax2020
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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When I visited Paris, I jumped off a bridge.

They told me I was in Seine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anyeyeball
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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I had a bad time in Paris.

The last time I went there, Eiffel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elsonidito420
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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What can you find a lot of in a dumpster behind a Paris McDonald's?

French Flies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motoxcody2005
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2017
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