There’s an airplane factory in Toulouse, France.

Legend has it that one guy stuck a nail on the wall.

It was tough Toulousan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cristianthechinch
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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my first good pun...made at 1 in the morning

WHAT DO YOU SAY IN FRANCE IF YOUR JEANS ARE LOOSE ?

TOULOUSE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanya2004
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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The other day I bought some new pants from France, but when I out them in they kept falling off.

Turns out, they were made in Toulouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RTXChungusTi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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Why did the French surrender so readily?

They were scared Toulouse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_OrangeJu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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I guess I’m going to France

Because I have nothing Toulouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/discofox57
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why do the French always go all out?

Because they got nothing Toulouse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebellenGey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I have decided to go to a city in SW France to study history and art.

I figure, what do I have Toulouse.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What is the quickest stage of the Tour de France

No time Toulouse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisispeculiar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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My pants always fall down when I wear my Airbus belt

It was made Toulouse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AzZaRRaZzA
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I was tricked into buying an ill-fitting shirt while on vacation in a city in France.

It was Toulouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Fuck it, I’m moving to France!

I got nothing Toulouse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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We have a new design! What do you guys think about it?

Hey, since we (the new mods) joined the sub 1,5 months ago we've made some changes, mostly with the rules and some backend stuff. Now I also updated the icon (slightly) and the banner (on redesign and mobile), too.

What do you guys think about it?

Do you like it? ( Yes/No ). What could be improved about it?

Also, are you happy with how we're moderating the subreddit? Are we too strict with the rules or toulouse too loose? Do the rules even make sense?

We want to improve this subreddit and we need your feedback for that, so feel free to speak your mind!

You can either simply leave a comment down here in the thread or send us a message.

Looking forward to your feedback and have a nice day! :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yayoletsgo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Which French city has the easiest girls?

Toulouse

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris...

But was captured two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All he could say for himself was β€œI had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried anyway because I had nothing Toulouse!”

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Why did the Germans go straight for Paris when invading France in both world wars?

Because they didn't want Toulouse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leofric93
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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If life ever gets you down, just move to the south of France.

What have you got Toulouse?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarrelledShipman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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People in Southern France live their lives on the edge...

As if they had nothing Toulouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roveringlife
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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My friend asked me if I wanted to go on a trip to France with him...

I said sure, what have I got Toulouse?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrrisrrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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The people in Southern France must be worried about theft.

They have much Toulouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parque_Bench
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Where do the French deposit their baggy clothes?

Toulouse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NSJP
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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I recently realized something about Dark Souls 3 pvp.

When faced with an R-1 spammer, the goal is not Toulouse.

Quite the opposite, in fact. You wanna focus on becoming the king of Paris.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PuzzledKitty
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2017
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My Dad *finally* Dad Joked me! I'm so happy.

My Dad has always been a bit cool (plays in bands, hangs around with much younger guys etc) but at the weekend, on his 67th birthday, he FINALLY Dad joked me.

We were talking about the local rugby team and I said "They're playing a French team. I think it's Toulouse?"

He said "That's not very positive is it? Playing to lose."

"No wait," I said, checking the website, "They're playing Toulon!"

"Ohh, well in that case, it won't be a short game...."

I finally feel like a proper daughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poodleflange
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2016
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Why did the French city fall off the map?

It was Toulouse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4spooky6you
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2016
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I've often thought of moving away from the big city to the Occitanie region

but then I realize there's just too much Toulouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nongshim
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2016
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My pants fell down because my belt was, much like the city in France,

Toulouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseBadger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2015
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My dad the art historian

A family friend was over talking about how her grandfather was an avid gambler. She was telling us how family legend says that he lost his race track (they are very wealthy) while gambling at another race track. My dad chimes in: "I guess they probably called him Tolose Latrack (Toulouse-Lautrec) artistic facepalm

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2013
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