What do you call a deer standing in the woods?
STAG-nant.
If a mother is expecting a child that was conceived in the capital of the Czech Republic...
would she be Prague-nant?
What do you call something that's offensive to the mind of a dog?
Re-pug-nant.
*screams internally*
I dad-joked my dad when I was a kid.
Kid me: Dad, what is a nant? (put emphasis on the space between a and nant)
Dad: Ummmm....I think its some term for computer memory, like part of a byte or something. (this was the late 90s and he worked for a computer company so he was trying to sound smart)
Kid me: No, stupid, an ant, like the things that run around on ant hills.
Dad: Haha (internally wishes I was dead)
