I didn't want to add dijon to my sandwhich thinking it would be too spicy

But I mustard up the courage and did it anyway.

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Dijon

me: just finished the presentation dad: kk how did it go? me: it went well, it was difficult because it was only a 10 minute presentation when we are used to 20 minute long ones dad: dijon dad: should be two hours of prep for each minute or presentation me: we pulled it off quite well and prepared for a while too dad: dijon and relish me: what does that mean? dad: dijon and relish... kidding you'll ketchup

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👤︎ u/a066611484
📅︎ Dec 02 2014
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A singer known for her show in Las Vegas has introduced a line of gourmet mustard...

Celine Dijon

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What do you say the second time you have Grey Poupon?

Dijon vu

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👤︎ u/uneeq33
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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What type of mustard sings?
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👤︎ u/Exos_VII
📅︎ Oct 29 2017
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How did the mustard begin her break up letter to her husband?

"Dijon...."

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👤︎ u/azureal
📅︎ Dec 25 2015
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Today is delivery day at work

Background- I work in a cafe, and we use wholegrain mustard for our sandwiches.

Cut to my boss waving a jar of Dijon: "What is this!!! This isn't what I ordered!"

Me: "Well that won't...cut the mustard"

He looked disappointed in me.

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👤︎ u/Vickyyyy
📅︎ Apr 28 2015
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Tarragon

I was asking my wife the ingredients to the chicken she made for dinner. She started listing ingredients "honey dijon mustard, soy sauce, tarragon, ginger, red pepper flakes.." I stopped her and asked "do we have any more tarragon?". Saddened, she replied "no I threw it all away." I then cracked a smirk knowing my set up worked completely as planned and said "so, now it's all... tarra-gone?" I burst into laughter. My wife said the only thing she ever says to me after I tell her one of my brilliant jokes.. "I hate you.".. brings joy to my heart every time I hear it.

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👤︎ u/lucky5150
📅︎ Apr 30 2015
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Why is there grey poop on the mustard?

Why is there grey poop on the mustard? Because they got it from Dijon!

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👤︎ u/j0em4n
📅︎ Jun 16 2014
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Road trip dad

On a road trip through France when I was younger.

Mum: "Have we passed Dijon yet?"

Dad: "We must'ard done."

Sigh

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📅︎ Jul 08 2014
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The same mustard as before.

Dijon vu

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👤︎ u/MilPens
📅︎ Mar 17 2018
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What type of mustard do Canadians like?

Celine Dijon

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