A list of puns related to "Dijon mustard"
"Dijon...."
Background- I work in a cafe, and we use wholegrain mustard for our sandwiches.
Cut to my boss waving a jar of Dijon: "What is this!!! This isn't what I ordered!"
Me: "Well that won't...cut the mustard"
He looked disappointed in me.
I was asking my wife the ingredients to the chicken she made for dinner. She started listing ingredients "honey dijon mustard, soy sauce, tarragon, ginger, red pepper flakes.." I stopped her and asked "do we have any more tarragon?". Saddened, she replied "no I threw it all away." I then cracked a smirk knowing my set up worked completely as planned and said "so, now it's all... tarra-gone?" I burst into laughter. My wife said the only thing she ever says to me after I tell her one of my brilliant jokes.. "I hate you.".. brings joy to my heart every time I hear it.
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