A cheese factory exploded in France.

Da brie is everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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French fries aren’t cooked in France

They’re cooked in greece

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?

It's Pierre-reviewed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pretzelzetzel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.

It's a Languedoc.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notBjoern
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Trump spotted in France wearing a trashy outfit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabrielsCake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?

Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drigana
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.

It was the pizza de resistance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaelTadh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Did you know that the first ever French Fry wasn’t cooked in France?

It was cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/This-guy-knows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Another cheese factory in France exploded...

I Camembert to hear this joke again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to france from america?

Son, we are now Europeants!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoOne77492
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Did you know that the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France or America?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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There was a debate whether or not if French fries were cooked in France...

I say they were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rizjwiz1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Did you know french fries aren’t originally from France?

They were first cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awag80
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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In France, They don’t say β€œI love you”

Because they don’t speak english there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Did you head about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

Da Brie is everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stchrysostom
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I guess I’m going to France

Because I have nothing Toulouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/discofox57
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized...

I'm in Seine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cinnafury03
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Dad: Son, did you know that if you, as an American, go into a bathroom in France you are no longer an American? Son: No, I didn’t. What would I be?

Dad: You’re a peein’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectOcoee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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The first French fries weren't cooked in France

They were cooked in grease

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?

There's De Brie everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezzter88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Which city in France is the nicest?

Nice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyckt206
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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A cheese factory exploded in France

There was De Brie everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Suck-At-R6Siege
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

Da brie was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nthensome
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What is the quickest stage of the Tour de France

No time Toulouse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisispeculiar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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We went to France a couple months ago.

We stayed at the Paris Hilton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brix017
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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As we sat down for lunch, I proudly announced to my daughter, "Little known fact, the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France!" Unimpressed, she ignored me and kept eating. Not being one to give up, I continued...

"Nope, they were cooked in Greece!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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I have decided to go to a city in SW France to study history and art.

I figure, what do I have Toulouse.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chillyproductions
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Why should you never eat the fish in France?

Because it's poisson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fernxtwo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Biruta_99
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What’s the capital in France?

The F.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buffbigw76
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I tripped in France

Eiffel over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/largeman2006
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?

French bread (bred)!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crysindolphin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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What is the most popular flower in France?

Croissanthemums

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihearthamsteaks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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The first French fries weren’t made in France

They where made in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThickCactus85
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Did you know the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France?

They were actually cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountryHeart11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded ?

There was nothing left but de brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Did you know that french fries aren’t actually cooked in France?

They are made in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frosty_Noel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Did you hear of the new disease going through France?

I've heard it was a Paris-ite

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I was tricked into buying an ill-fitting shirt while on vacation in a city in France.

It was Toulouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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A cheese factory exploded in France

Da brie is everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJBlue18
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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A cheese factory exploded in France.

Da brie was everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snaglecratch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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The first French Fries weren't actually cooked in France

They were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rj17141
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Who_is_Fontaine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Why aren’t French fries cooked in France?

Because they were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torreador13
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Did you know French Fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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