A cheese factory had exploded in France

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jgfum
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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French fries weren’t cooked in France, so where were they cooked?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhsorrybro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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When I was in France I tried to climb a huge tower

But Eiffel off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArfanVAnulal
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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How do people call marijuana in France?

Ouid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/who_nobody
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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The first french fry wasn’t cooked in France...

It was cooked in grease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RocksOnReddit924
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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It might interest you to know that French Fries have never even been made in France.

They've only ever been made in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ May 13
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Contrary to popular belief, the first french fry wasn't cooked in France.

It was cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alain389
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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What is 2 eggs in France?

More than un Ε“uf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObiSanKenobi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?

European.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FadiCh2002
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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What do you call it when america colonizes France?

The Rifle Tower 😩

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Embot999
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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French fries weren’t originally cooked in France πŸ‡«πŸ‡·

They were cooked in grease

β€œWell oil be dammed”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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I couldn't make it to the top of that huge tower in France....

I fell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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I heard that France's Navy is a nice place.

They have a lot of FrenchShips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnathan_M
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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When visiting France, one has to go to the structure that allows sufficient observation to discover more than enough to be satisfied.

Oui, a visit to the Eyeful Tower is always recommended when vacationing in France.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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In the Seine-et-Marne region of France you can bail yourself out of prison using cheese

It's called playing the 'Get out of jail Brie card'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiorzol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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Trump spotted in France wearing a trashy outfit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabrielsCake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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The other day I bought some new pants from France, but when I out them in they kept falling off.

Turns out, they were made in Toulouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RTXChungusTi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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Does France ban any activities for its universal healthcare?

I can't imagine the Pierre pressure it would cause...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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Why is research more trustworthy if it comes from France?

It's Pierre-reviewed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pretzelzetzel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.

It's a Languedoc.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notBjoern
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.

It was the pizza de resistance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaelTadh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Can a fencing champion born in France, but raised in the U.S. represent either country in the olympics?

Yes. Because they have duel citizenship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drigana
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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In France, They don’t say β€œI love you”

Because they don’t speak english there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to france from america?

Son, we are now Europeants!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoOne77492
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Dad: Son, did you know that if you, as an American, go into a bathroom in France you are no longer an American? Son: No, I didn’t. What would I be?

Dad: You’re a peein’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectOcoee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized...

I'm in Seine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cinnafury03
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I guess I’m going to France

Because I have nothing Toulouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/discofox57
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I tried to climb a really tall tower in France...

...but Eiffel off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtb2612
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

Da Brie is everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrSregor
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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I tried to climb a really tall tower in France

But I Eiffel off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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Did you know the first French Fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peepeeperson111
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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On the news there was a report of a cheese factory exploding in France.

Da brie was everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj8o8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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I tried to climb a tall tower in France...

But then Eiffel off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jk1445
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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A cheese factory exploded in France.

Da brie is everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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A cheese factory in France exploded

There is de Brie everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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Did you know French Fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in grease!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MegaSonicZone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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A cheese factory exploded in France

Da brie is everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJBlue18
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Did you know that the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France or America?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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French fries aren’t cooked in France

They’re cooked in greece

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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The first French fries weren't actually made in France.

They were made in grease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Did you know that the first ever French Fry wasn’t cooked in France?

It was cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/This-guy-knows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Did you know french fries aren’t originally from France?

They were first cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awag80
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Another cheese factory in France exploded...

I Camembert to hear this joke again!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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A cheese factory exploded in France.

Da brie was everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snaglecratch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?

There's De Brie everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezzter88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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The first French fries weren't cooked in France

They were cooked in grease

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhench78
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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The first French Fries weren't actually cooked in France

They were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rj17141
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Did you know the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France?

They were actually cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountryHeart11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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