Did you know that the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France or America?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ“…︎ May 15
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The first French Fries weren't actually cooked in France

They were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rj17141
πŸ“…︎ May 26
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Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Biruta_99
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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Why aren’t French fries cooked in France?

Because they were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torreador13
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France.

Would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennyitlo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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I tripped in France

Eiffel over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/largeman2006
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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The First French Fries Weren’t Cooked In France

they were cooked in grease

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tayzy-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded ?

There was nothing left but de brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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I was tricked into buying an ill-fitting shirt while on vacation in a city in France.

It was Toulouse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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I heard my daughter going potty, so I asked if she was from France.

She said β€œno why?” I said β€œβ€˜cause European”

She said β€œI don’t like your dad jokes, they’re the worst.” I responded β€œno, those are from Germany”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snozzwanger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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In France, when the honey bee revolution began they broke out a tiny little guillotine for the Queen...but she laughed in their faces.

No matter how much they tried, the guillotine wouldn't work. When the chief executioner examined the situation it was clear why, she had already been "bee-headed"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ridik_ulass
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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A gust of wind blew my wife’s skirt up during our trip to France

That certainly wasn’t the Eiffel I was expecting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wxlson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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Did you hear about the kitchen explosion in France?

It resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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Due to coronavirus the shops in France are like a bombsite

All that is left is de brie.

Credit: @SamFr on twitter.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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The first French Fry was not fried in France.

It was fried in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mosalah99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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What song do the birds sing in France?

The crow song

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohitszie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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What do they call pot in France?

Oui’d

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kill_Them_Back
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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The first French Fries weren't actually made in France

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G3ffr0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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Dad: Did you know that french fries aren’t cooked in France?

Son: No

Dad: They are cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/John_Doez_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that burnt down in France ?

De Brie was everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkalan64
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemesRFunny2Me
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeffer90
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Nice vs Not Nice people in France
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elfyannn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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The NBA played it's first game in France yesterday. I decided to use that opportunity to make a ton of French puns. roto.life/nba-paris-game-…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bathrobeDFS
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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Most people think that the first French fries were cooked in France.

They were really cooked in Grease

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πŸ‘€︎ u/limminl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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In USA you get about 4 eggs in your breakfast. In France one egg is un oeuf.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExistentialYurt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Why Did France Send Such a Large and Heavy Version of the Statue of Liberty to the USA?

Because it violated their statue of limitations.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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Fuck it, I’m moving to France!

I got nothing Toulouse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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France gave perfumes to countries it dominated in the past...

That was classic Colognialism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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When a cheese factory in France explodes....

De brie is everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fart__Smucker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France?

It was cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bkeets3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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I used to own 3 ski lodges, one in the Alps, one in Aspen and one in France. When I got divorced the first 2 times, my exes each got a lodge as part of the settlement. The third marriage, I decided I needed a prenuptial agreement to cover my assets. It was all I could do!

It's my last resort!

Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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There's a lot of cities in France, like Paris, Marseilles, or Lyon.

But there's only one city that's Nice.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Why is selling game consoles in France a very lucrative endeavour?

Because no frenchman can say no to a Wii.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mithrandir2k16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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TIL - That in 17th century there were so many witches in France that they organized, rose up, and overtook the government for a time. I forget how many witches were involved or even what their movement was called....

But I bet it was a "beau-coup."

: )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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I recently went to Nice, France, I'll do a quick report

I liked the city. It was Nice.

I didn't have a lot of luck with girls there however, I heard it's full of Nice girls and Nice guys.

TL;DR: Nice trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorettooooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What happens when you go to bathroom in France?

European

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red8user
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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Did you hear about the explosion in France?

Its was at a cheese factory, deBrie was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th4t0n3dud3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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[FIXED] Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in France?

Debrie was everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TippTop
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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What do they smoke in France?

’Oui’d

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wherethegrapesat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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Did you all hear recently that a major cheese factory exploded in France?

Da Brie was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Whenever I’m in France I always start the day with a bowl of mushrooms...

Breakfast of champinions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siKing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Dors this count? Found on teabags in France.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/curtis_tadpole
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Went to university in France, but slipped during winter.

Sore bone

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Did you know that French Fries don’t originate from France?

They were originally made in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedmilne06
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Did you know the first french fries weren’t made in France?

They were made in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwarrior1992
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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The first French fries were not made in France.

They were made in Grease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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It’s only a dad joke if it’s from the D’Adjoque region of France. Otherwise it’s just a bad pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chooboto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Being a baker in France is really frustrating

It involves lots of pain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mopplikus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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I drove from Spain to France. A lot of ants were in the car when we crossed the border. Are they immigr-ants?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysticaIMemes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Today my wife said "I would love to go to the south of France one day"

I said that would be Nice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spaceman_spiff19
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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I can't believe Julius Caesar invaded France

Like honestly, he had the Gaul to do that? Wow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmEdgy03
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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French fries aren't from France.

They come from grease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVirginBarry
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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There’s been an explosion at a Cheese Factory in Paris France!

There’s nothing left but de Brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reidminer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France the other day?

There was nothing left but de brie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Are you dumb french fries aren't from france

They’re from.... GREECE( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smartpug101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France

That place was giving me the crΓͺpes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordg52
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in France?

De-brie was everywhere!

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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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After WWII there was only one type of cheese found in France.

All that was left was de brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Did you know that the french fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were originally made in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bazander04
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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French fries aren't cooked in France

They are cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidmentat
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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Did you know French Fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tankerman05
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren’t cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InstaMemesBad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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Did you know the first French Fries weren’t cooked in France?

They were actually cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountryHeart11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bringojackprot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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Did you know that the first French fries were not cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C3Life
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France?

It was cooked in Greece

πŸ‘︎ 10k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/agarcia128
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iainmacg
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrKrabs7382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren’t made in France?

They were made in Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/random13980
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taternuttz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_alkyo7crimson_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liglogs492
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

πŸ‘︎ 4k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingNZ
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moxoria
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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French fries weren’t made in France.

They were made in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WasabiExplosion
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Did you know the first french fry wasn't cooked in France?

Where was it cooked then?

In Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatuglysquirrel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie!

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darsanparmar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren’t cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D1v1nE_reign
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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