Due to COVID, the King of Spain is in quarantine primarily aboard his private jet.

The reign in Spain stays mainly in the plane!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....

Enrique Doubleglazius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisispeculiar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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How do you get a pig moving in Spain?

You say Jamon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25
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The King of Spain is now quarantined on his jet

The Reign in Spain will stay mainly on his plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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Which bus went from Spain to America?
  • Columbus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theredditman111
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football

Nobody expects the Spanish in position

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain.

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Which bus was the first to go from Spain to America?

Columbus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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What do you call a small mosque in Spain?

A mosquito!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_kibble
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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It’s lonely between Germany and Spain

Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unknownamouse
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?

Spanish con-quiz-daters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hashint
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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My son asked today β€œ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”

I answered β€œWhy would you think that?”

He said β€œWell, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kristjanrunars
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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What bus goes from Spain to America

ColumBUS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaughingHyena12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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I drove from Spain to France. A lot of ants were in the car when we crossed the border. Are they immigr-ants?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MysticaIMemes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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The mailman told me he's off to Spain tomorrow... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/th3_Joker21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?

They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhHiGCHQ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.

As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "AcΓ‘, nada."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brewer1056
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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What milk comes from Spain?

Soy Milk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/X-pertNinja
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Where do recluses live in Spain?

Barceloner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.

Then I left.

I'm Aragone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenyOneOOne
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Where to Bees go to party in Spain?

Ibiza

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chexmp
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain... reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?

Span-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tersio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?

Soy Bean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anvil-14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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This lift (elevator if you're not British) in Badajoz, Spain imgur.com/hODkSgx
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derbyavs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2017
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In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.

Because that would be over dos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louisng114
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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What do you call a person who isn't sure he's from Spain?

Span-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil_Fell
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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How much would a trip to spain cost?

It depends on where you live . For example, if you live in Spain,it's free

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull...

-Oh man that' spainful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultimatedraex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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I Spain'd my ankle today (x-post to r/tattoos) imgur.com/JeHZmHE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihaveapentax
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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I once asked the Queen of Spain about her husband's surprising sex routines...

...she laughed and said: "No-one expects the Spanish King's position."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuieBuck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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I was sunbathing in Northern Spain when a local came up to me and gave me a bowl of soup.

It was a Basque bask bisque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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""Comma"is called Unconscious in spain(no offense).A script from mind your language youtu.be/edgMaOhqi9w
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkheists
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, β€œI discovered a large body of water on my journey.”

She said, β€œCould you be a little more pacific?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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Spain surprised the world by taking a stand by banning pens and enforcing the use of quills for handwriting.

No one expected the Spanish Ink Position.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture

It was very Moorish

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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Japan And Spain Collaborate On New "Crunchy" Wine: Tempura-nillo news4sadpeople.com/post/1…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadrecipes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2017
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How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?

They’re all Manuel. (Cred to my actual dad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karnstan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
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I was playing as Spain in Europa Universalis

Decided to name my fleet Armada Options as I had very little to do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grayworks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2015
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I read the headline about that guy in Spain who died when he drank dishwasher detergent to my dad...

"You mean it never Dawned on him that he was drinking detergent?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArranMars
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2015
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Received this text while watching Spain v Chile in the world cup. He's not a dad yet but I think he will be ok when he is one.

[18/6 21:05] Toddy: Chile are just too hot to handle [18/6 21:05] Toddy: Sorry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kid01-1153
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2014
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This chestnut of my dad's would make a trip to Spain impossible

Whenever anyone mentions a tapas bar, my dad acts all offended and asks them why they are discussing topless bars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snillocw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2013
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People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain...

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What milk comes from Spain?

Soy milk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/X-pertNinja
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain...

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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