I just heard the king of Spain is quarantined on his private jet-
The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.
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︎ Jun 06 2021
A German man visits Spain
The bartender asks: "Uno mas?"
To which he replies: "Nein, nein! Tho-mas!"
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︎ May 19 2021
So, how was your experience driving on snow in Spain?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Spain 6 - 0 Germany
Germany have hit a new LΓΆw.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
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︎ Oct 19 2020
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain.
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
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︎ May 15 2019
Due to COVID, the King of Spain is in quarantine primarily aboard his private jet.
The reign in Spain stays mainly in the plane!
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position
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︎ Mar 25 2020
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Which bus went from Spain to America?
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︎ May 27 2020
How do you get a pig moving in Spain?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
My son asked today β Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?β
I answered βWhy would you think that?β
He said βWell, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists thereβ.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Itβs lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobodyβs Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. Itβs just Eiffel
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︎ Jan 30 2020
What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?
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︎ Dec 28 2019
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
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︎ Jun 17 2019
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︎ Sep 18 2019
What milk comes from Spain?
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︎ Apr 21 2019
Where do recluses live in Spain?
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︎ May 07 2019
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "AcΓ‘, nada."
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︎ Jul 22 2019
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
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︎ Jun 23 2019
People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain...
reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comβ¦
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︎ Dec 21 2018
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︎ Nov 03 2017
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
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︎ May 09 2019
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︎ Nov 03 2016
How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?
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︎ Feb 26 2019
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
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︎ Feb 24 2019
How much would a trip to spain cost?
It depends on where you live . For example, if you live in Spain,it's free
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︎ Sep 26 2018
I once asked the Queen of Spain about her husband's surprising sex routines...
...she laughed and said: "No-one expects the Spanish King's position."
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︎ Mar 21 2018
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
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︎ Jan 20 2019
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull...
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︎ Oct 30 2018
""Comma"is called Unconscious in spain(no offense).A script from mind your language
youtu.be/edgMaOhqi9w
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︎ Mar 13 2018
What do you call a person who isn't sure he's from Spain?
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︎ Dec 22 2018
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, βI discovered a large body of water on my journey.β
She said, βCould you be a little more pacific?β
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︎ Apr 15 2018
I was sunbathing in Northern Spain when a local came up to me and gave me a bowl of soup.
It was a Basque bask bisque.
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︎ Jul 28 2018
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︎ Oct 11 2017
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
Theyβre all Manuel. (Cred to my actual dad)
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︎ Jan 05 2018
The King of Spain is now quarantined on his jet
The Reign in Spain will stay mainly on his plane.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain...
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision...
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︎ Dec 20 2018
Which bus was the first to go from Spain to America?
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︎ Feb 20 2020
What bus goes from Spain to America
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︎ Nov 17 2019
What milk comes from Spain?
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︎ Apr 21 2019
People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain...
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision...
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︎ May 09 2018
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