I just heard the king of Spain is quarantined on his private jet-

The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiosMioMan2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2021
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A German man visits Spain

The bartender asks: "Uno mas?"

To which he replies: "Nein, nein! Tho-mas!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay_Nitzel
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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So, how was your experience driving on snow in Spain?

sPainful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucascp17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamer_Noob_69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Spain 6 - 0 Germany

Germany have hit a new LΓΆw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTorpidTad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.

Reception said they had a doctor on staff.

The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.

I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff

They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I heard the King of spain caught Covid...

Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.

So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmohon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?

The Basque Pro Shop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mapguy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain.

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Due to COVID, the King of Spain is in quarantine primarily aboard his private jet.

The reign in Spain stays mainly in the plane!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football

Nobody expects the Spanish in position

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....

Enrique Doubleglazius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisispeculiar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Which bus went from Spain to America?
  • Columbus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theredditman111
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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How do you get a pig moving in Spain?

You say Jamon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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My son asked today β€œ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”

I answered β€œWhy would you think that?”

He said β€œWell, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kristjanrunars
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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What do you call a small mosque in Spain?

A mosquito!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_kibble
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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It’s lonely between Germany and Spain

Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unknownamouse
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What will you call two quizzers having a date in spain comic con?

Spanish con-quiz-daters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hashint
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?

They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhHiGCHQ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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The mailman told me he's off to Spain tomorrow... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/th3_Joker21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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What milk comes from Spain?

Soy Milk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/X-pertNinja
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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Where do recluses live in Spain?

Barceloner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.

As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "AcΓ‘, nada."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brewer1056
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain... reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.

Then I left.

I'm Aragone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenyOneOOne
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Where to Bees go to party in Spain?

Ibiza

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chexmp
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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This lift (elevator if you're not British) in Badajoz, Spain imgur.com/hODkSgx
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derbyavs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2017
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I Spain'd my ankle today (x-post to r/tattoos) imgur.com/JeHZmHE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihaveapentax
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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How does Mr. Bean introduce himself in Spain?

Soy Bean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anvil-14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?

Span-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tersio
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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How much would a trip to spain cost?

It depends on where you live . For example, if you live in Spain,it's free

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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I once asked the Queen of Spain about her husband's surprising sex routines...

...she laughed and said: "No-one expects the Spanish King's position."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuieBuck
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.

Because that would be over dos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louisng114
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull...

-Oh man that' spainful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultimatedraex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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""Comma"is called Unconscious in spain(no offense).A script from mind your language youtu.be/edgMaOhqi9w
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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkheists
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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What do you call a person who isn't sure he's from Spain?

Span-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil_Fell
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, β€œI discovered a large body of water on my journey.”

She said, β€œCould you be a little more pacific?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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I was sunbathing in Northern Spain when a local came up to me and gave me a bowl of soup.

It was a Basque bask bisque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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Japan And Spain Collaborate On New "Crunchy" Wine: Tempura-nillo news4sadpeople.com/post/1…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sadrecipes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2017
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How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?

They’re all Manuel. (Cred to my actual dad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karnstan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2018
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The King of Spain is now quarantined on his jet

The Reign in Spain will stay mainly on his plane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain...

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Which bus was the first to go from Spain to America?

Columbus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What bus goes from Spain to America

ColumBUS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaughingHyena12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What milk comes from Spain?

Soy milk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/X-pertNinja
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain...

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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