In an unexpected turn of events my apathetic Muslim friend just opened an eye hospital
He calls it "Asif Eye Care".
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How does a muslim close a door?
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︎ Apr 19 2021
What do you call a small insect that bites Muslims in their house of worship?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
What do you call a muslim pepper?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
What did the Muslim train engineer say when his child asked why a creature so perplexing as the platypus would be created?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Hawaiin court over turns travel ban, says Muslims are welcome.
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How does the muslim butcher respond when someone cracks a joke?
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︎ Feb 22 2021
When a Muslim dies, they meet their Mecca.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
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Why would Biden get rid of Trump's Muslim Travel Band ?
I didn't even get to hear them play live yet
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Why is the English weather like a Muslim (not racist)
Because its either sunni or shi'ite
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Ramadan is starting today. To all my Muslim friends who are observing this holy month, I have one thing to say.
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Why is Dwayne Johnson's head revered by the Muslim faith?
Because it's the Dome of the Rock.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
How do most Muslims like their eggs?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Why did the Muslim girl break up with her boyfriend?
He gave her a French kiss.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Who does a Muslim ask when he forgets about the greatest Mughal Emperor?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Snow isnโt a problem in Muslim countries...
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︎ Sep 06 2019
What do you call a small Mexican Muslim?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
People say that muslims are very angry
Because of their short fuse.
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What do you call a 13 year old muslim stuck in self isolation?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Where do midget Mexican muslims go to pray?
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︎ May 21 2020
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak ?
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︎ Mar 20 2020
My Muslim friend starts eating much junk food.
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︎ Mar 09 2020
Why are the Muslim flies angry at each other?
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Growing up I went to an all-Muslim school. The teacher asked me to make sure that my classmates weren't sneaking bacon at lunch.
I got a badge and a sash that read, "Halal Monitor"
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what do you call a muslim pop band ?
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︎ Aug 28 2019
To all the Muslims out there
Let the hunger games begin
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︎ Apr 25 2020
Where do you put a Muslim with Coronavirus?
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Where do Muslim llamas come from?
Alpacastan! ...I'm not sorry.
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︎ Feb 11 2019
My Muslim friend's opticians closed down recently as it wasn't doing well
It was silly of him to call it Asif Eyecare
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I heard some Muslims in Ecuador got malaria
They were bitten by mosque-Quitos
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I know Muslims donโt eat pork.
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What do you call Muslim chili peppers?
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︎ May 06 2019
How does an angry Muslim close the door?
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How does a Muslim close the door?
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85% of Muslims prefer their eggs Sunni side up.
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How does a Muslim close a door?
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How does a muslim close a door?
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