When a Muslim dies, they meet their Mecca.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Why is the English weather like a Muslim (not racist)
Because its either sunni or shi'ite
Why is Dwayne Johnson's head revered by the Muslim faith?
Because it's the Dome of the Rock.
How does a Muslim close the door?
How do most Muslims like their eggs?
Ramadan is starting today. To all my Muslim friends who are observing this holy month, I have one thing to say.
Who does a Muslim ask when he forgets about the greatest Mughal Emperor?
85% of Muslims prefer their eggs Sunni side up.
What do you call a 13 year old muslim stuck in self isolation?
People say that muslims are very angry
Because of their short fuse.
What do you call a small Mexican Muslim?
Where do midget Mexican muslims go to pray?
Snow isn’t a problem in Muslim countries...
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak ?
My Muslim friend starts eating much junk food.
Why are the Muslim flies angry at each other?
To all the Muslims out there
Let the hunger games begin
Growing up I went to an all-Muslim school. The teacher asked me to make sure that my classmates weren't sneaking bacon at lunch.
I got a badge and a sash that read, "Halal Monitor"
Where do you put a Muslim with Coronavirus?
what do you call a muslim pop band ?
I heard some Muslims in Ecuador got malaria
They were bitten by mosque-Quitos
My Muslim friend's opticians closed down recently as it wasn't doing well
It was silly of him to call it Asif Eyecare
Where do Muslim llamas come from?
What do you call Muslim chili peppers?
I know Muslims don’t eat pork.
3 Muslim women walk into Hungry Jacks
One is dressed entirely in bright pink, another neon green, and another in gorgeous gold.
A man ordering food at the counter notices them and asks the employee why they are wearing such bright colours, to which the employee responds:
"The burkas are better at Hungry Jack's"
A Muslim woman wanted to fuck a gorilla. Her husband objected and said...
Dad is an older muslim gentleman, I remember this from when he was in the hospital a few years ago.
Nurse: "Your doctor should return in just a few moments with your test results."
looks at dad
"Oh, we also have a new room for religious practices if you wanted to do some prayers?"
Dad: "God, were my test results that bad?"
I just saw a Muslim riding a skateboard
Thought that was pretty sikh!
Whenever my Muslim roommate goes for prayer, I sit down next to him with some apple pie and ice cream.
So that both of us are in A la mode.
Why did the Muslim get a speeding ticket during Ramadan?
How do you greet at Muslim cured meats butcher ?
Whenever my Muslim friend goes to pray, I usually join him with some apple pie and ice cream.
So that both of us are in a la mode.
Why is Sonic the Hedgehog a good, god-fearing Muslim?
Every ramadan, he's like "gotta go fast!"
How does a Muslim close a door?
How does a muslim close a door?